Finding out she was saying this to arts & communications grads really is a "wow you are fundamentally incapable of reading a room" gold medal contender.

Hey @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social, this fucking sucks. I have no interest in coming anymore

this is the best thing in Pittsburgh fyi

Hey @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social, this fucking sucks. I have no interest in coming anymore

This guarantees I will never see a movie at Alamo ever again lol open.substack.com/pub/embedded...

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

We have a guest in the house tonight. Asked if he could “lurk creepily in the dark.” We said ok but regret it now.

You’re telling me a GL peed this 1?

An insane detail in @pulmyears.bsky.social's Kids in the Hall biography is that this man was the teacher who encouraged Kevin McDonald to try improv comedy after he was kicked out of college.

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

Walter Bishop in every episode of FRINGE:

RIP, and fuck Amazon comiXology was literally the reason I got back into comics circa 2011, meaning I would not have had a career in comics journalism if not for that platform The future sucks

Spent my #MaytheFourth the only way I knew how: at the George Lucas Talk Show! @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social

Just got in my Star Wars Black Watto figure today, in spite of *the controversy* as presented on the George Lucas Talk Show with @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/BNu2m...

Holga 120N | Kodak Gold 200 #believeinfilm @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social

BROOKLYN! Monday! Get your tickets now! There's a limited number left! It's May the 4th!

NYC! Gonna be in town next week. lets hang out but also come to my Bell House show on monday!!

Namaste… And good luck WATCHING THE LAST JEDI LIVE READING VOD still available at swliveread.com! 🦢 🔥 🏹⚪️⚕️🔭🌸 📸: @lukewinkmoran

When you have to stay up all night taking care of your sick dog, why not turn lemons into lemonade by watching the George Lucas Talk Show Documentary. @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social #pretenditsamovienight

im so confused. just came across this tv show from the late 90s. the wiki for the pitt/jolie movie doesnt mention it at all??

anyone know entertainment industry related people who live in pittsburgh?

I got this book at the library when I was probably 10. I remember reading it and wondering how I could acquire the rights to make it a movie.

Call me when the NYT is ready for a "12 Bitches Who Were Right about Everything" piece.

RELEASE DAY IS HERE! Spread the word! Buy it at your local book store! Leave reviews online! Couldn’t be prouder of getting to work alongside Sophie, Sara, and everyone who helped bring this book to life! If you do snag a copy, please tag us! It’s very fun to see!

May 12th, 2026. Public hearing on the Cinerama Dome at 9 am. Hearing will be conducted entirely virtually and will allow for remote public comment. Visit @saveyourcinema on ig. www.instagram.com/p/DXpJW8ID5M...

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

the best thing ive ever been a part of. I hope it goes on my tombstone.

An absolute masterpiece of the form. What actually is that form? I can't really explain. But a masterpiece of... something.

"My dad was trained in Six Sigma." - PATRICK COTNOIR, 30 Rock S3E9 'Retreat to Move Forward' (2009) with writer Tami Sagher, Hey, That's Me! - A Commentary Podcast #HeyThatsMe #PatrickCotnoir

"Did making this movie change your opinion on Easter, at all?" - PATRICK COTNOIR, HOP (2011) with co-writer Brian Lynch, Hey, That's Me! - A Commentary Podcast #HeyThatsMe #Easter #Easter2026 #PatrickCotnoir

"I don't know anything about neon!" - PATRICK COTNOIR, Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) with Chief Articulation Engineer / Production Assistant Stuart Ziff, Hey, That's Me! - A Commentary Podcast #PatrickCotnoir

“his exact nature has been disputed”

also The Acolyte was the most interesting recent Star Wars project outside of Andor and it got rat-fucked largely because it was a female-lead project with a female gaze and lesbian characters.

Last night I got to attend HOLDO’S MOST WANTED, the Star Wars Minute and George Lucas Talk Show’s latest live staged reading of a STAR WARS screenplay at the Dynasty Typewriter theater, this one of Episode 8 - THE LAST JEDI.

www.squadup.com/events/grand... fyi gonna be gone soon

Sunday night with Holdo’s Most Wanted! @starwarsminute.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social

lol sorry, gang. I'm just browsing Kickstarter tonight and I see so many projects with AI art and obvious ChatGPT copy. The whole point of a Kickstarter pitch is to assure your audience of your competence. Nothing about using genAI does that. And that's why your shit isn't funding and never will.

"I'm just using AI for concept art and promo, I'll hire real artists when production gets started " lol no you won't. I don't believe you.

just read a fucking book

Tim Heidecker is the perfect person to make Jones, a man who believes literally anything he sees on the internet, go even more insane. He is *literally* mad, red, and nude online.

Let me know if you are going to this! (Also let me know if you are going to watch the live stream!)

On today's @heythatsmepod.bsky.social , I do an audio commentary on Return of the Jedi with ILM legend Stuart Ziff. He was the chief articulation engineer on the movie…He built Admiral Ackbar’s damn eyes!

I saw this and created this

“the a.i. did it” is gonna be the new “the intern did it” in about ten seconds

AI sucks and you're being a bad person when you use it, and even the technical advisor of bluesky blocking us (from his new phone after he put his old hot one in a pool to cool it off) for saying so won't make it any less true

I’ve got my livestream ticket, all of these have been great!

The Last Jedi live reading is THIS SATURDAY! Grab your livestream tickets now, it's gonna be very fun. swliveread.com

um wat

The Last Jedi live reading is THIS SATURDAY! Grab your livestream tickets now, it's gonna be very fun. swliveread.com