Decades from now, please have old Timothée Chalamet do a sequel to A Complete Unknown where instead of going electric he starts making A.I. slop about Wild Bill Hickok & Mark Twain and charging $5 a month for it on Patreon.

Tonight is your last chance to get $10 in-person tickets for this! They go up to $15 tomorrow!

This Thursday, JACK QUAID joins CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS, the fully improvised show that pretends to be a real acting class. Tickets are just $10 if you get them today! ucbcomedy.com/show/connor-...

Currently listening to the newly-released Vince Guaraldi soundtrack to "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown." I knew it was Guaraldi's final Peanuts score, but I didn't realize until reading the liner notes that he recorded it in the afternoon and then died that evening, in between live sets.

$10 TICKETS! ucbcomedy.com/show/connor-...

In the aftermath of this week's Oscars, this scene from 1989's We're No Angels (directed by Neil Jordan from David Mamet's script) feels weirdly PTA-coded

Delroy Lindo WIN next year, please. (Shoulda been this year but let's focus on the future and what is possible) Make it happen, filmmakers and industry!

NYC MOVIES

I just wanna write essays for booklets and help contribute supplemental commentaries and extras for boutique blu-ray labels (for the occasional movie or TV title where I might be an appropriate contributor, that is)

This show is absolutely incredible. Connor is hilarious, and Patrick (who I have not seen in much comedy) is fantastic.

FULL SHOW with Patrick Wilson now on the CRpTAC YouTube channel! Please subscribe! youtu.be/mcSbUZ001j4?...

They tore down a parking garage in my hometown and I have been processing it in a way that makes me want to track down Bruce Springsteen and make him write a song about it.

Anyone who has gotten an AI paragraph with search results on a topic they are even passably knowledgeable about will be horrified that the military is making life and death decisions based on AI’s beliefs.

There used to be a very long supercut of David Letterman's months-long "Oprah Log" saga but I think it might not be online anymore. If anyone has a copy of it or knows where to find it, please let me know... A smaller summary video that only captures fragments of it: youtu.be/C_ou3K7dUOM?...

There used to be a very long supercut of David Letterman's months-long "Oprah Log" saga but I think it might not be online anymore. If anyone has a copy of it or knows where to find it, please let me know... A smaller summary video that only captures fragments of it: youtu.be/C_ou3K7dUOM?...

What happens when 2 actors from the movie RUN AMOK (Patrick Wilson & Connor Ratliff) get together on stage and talk about ACTING? Many things! Including what happens in this clip! ⤵️ An excerpt from CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS, live at the UCB Theatre in NYC! [Filmed by Tom Levin]

There are tons of very talented actors who would've been just as good or much better than Kevin O'Leary in Marty Supreme who are not gonna make enough money to qualify for the SAG health insurance, meanwhile this guy stumps for Trump & wears $20 million around his neck to go to an awards ceremony.

sending this GIF back in time to show my younger self proof of me acting on a New York City stage alongside a genuine professional but providing no additional context

Still cannot explain the recent near-catastrophic drop in my IMDb STARmeter ranking. It absolutely plummeted, and then quickly more-or-less recovered. WHY? WHAT DID I DO WRONG, STARmeter??? As of right now, I am barely squeaking by staying in the top 20,000.

Every time I see bearded old guys on The Gilded Age sitting in a room and they have 3 lines about how they will or won't invest in the railroad I just can't believe I have never auditioned for this show I can be a bearded guy on Gilded Age, I just know it

There was a point during Game Of Thrones where I thought the whole thing was a climate change parable -- it begins with the white walkers, deadly, unstoppable, disbelieved -- and then we watch all this pointless palace intrigue while they relentlessly, slowly march towards the end of humanity.

gotta get that FREE SHIPPING

It's not even 3 months into the year and I've already experienced 3 projects involving major IP being more-or-less scrapped by higher-up studio executives. That's 3 things I was gonna be involved in creating or contributing to that would've been really, really, really fun and funny. SIGH.

1) sure, on one hand, competitive trophies for acting are silly 2) Sean Penn is great in One Battle After Another but he already has plenty of trophies for acting 3) Oscar voters, it is long past time for Delroy Lindo to have the Oscar he deserved for movies like Crooklyn and Clockers 4) VOTE LINDO

Hey, is there a way to get the full run of Friday Night Lights with the original music? Or are we left with the replacement music and that is all that exists (on disc and on streaming)?

2/26 8:30pm UCBNY CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS During the past year, the fully-improvised show that pretends to be a real acting class has featured a number of special guests, including some of the most beloved actors of the 21st century, all of whom did this show as a personal favor.

New STITCH comic out today! Our 6th issue! Me & James III, writin' Disney comix! Meanwhile, the DuckTales Valentine's Day Special is still in shops, snap it up early for NEXT Valentine's Day! From the ashes of our failed comedy podcast, these Disney comix have risen, a bright spark in a grim age

Roughly 20 hours of podcasting, most of which just came out yesterday

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take. Tom Noonan was unlike any other actor. He made everything he was ever in more interesting to watch. If you haven't seen his film, What Happened Was..., seek it out. 1951-2026

NextHeads rise up! On a BONUS Scott Hasn’t Seen, @connorratliff.bsky.social joins us to watch the recently released deleted scenes of The Next Karate Kid! Recorded right after we discussed Spike Lee’s film BAMBOOZLED! Almost 4 hours of listening pleasure, available only at @cbbworld.bsky.social!

just need to accept that from here on out it is a non-stop stream of very sad deaths and at some point one really fun one

"Ten Cent Valentine" by Carl Barks (1962)

This is beyond a doubt my favorite episode of Scott Hasn't Seen of all time. I was so excited that they were finally doing this movie and it is such a thoughtful conversation that I think this movie deserves. Thank you @scottaukerman.bsky.social, Sprague, and @connorratliff.bsky.social.

I was expecting another deranged Connor Ratliff classic, but this was a really thoughtful discussion. Podcasts are good!

2 weeks from tonight in NYC! CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS 8:30pm • UCBNY Tickets are 25% off if you get them early! ucbcomedy.com/show/connor-...

Scrooge McDuck and Magica De Spell forget they hate each other just in time for Valentine's Day in DuckTales Valentine's Day Special 2026 #1 from Dynamite this Wednesday. #DuckTales #ValentinesDay

It has been 3 years since the last installment of this YouTube documentary series about the history of Looney Tunes but WOW was this final installment worth the wait. 3+ hours long! I'm only 45 minutes into it and there is so much great stuff in this. youtu.be/GmypUwG6x2s?...

I know nothing about rocket science (neither does Elon, apparently), but this feels a lot like Hollywood realizing that broadcast television is a better business model than streaming ninety years after the invention of broadcast television

TONIGHT IN ST. LOUIS! The 7pm show is SOLD OUT but there are still tickets available for the 9pm performance of CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS! (I'm going to take a nap now so that I am physically/mentally able to do these shows.) purplepass.com/CRpTaC

TOMORROW IN ST. LOUIS! CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS Two shows, back-to-back! 7pm & 9pm Greenfinch Theater & Dive “Connor Ratliff is a brilliant & funny comedic performer & actor.” THE NEW YORKER “An Improv Star.”  VANITY FAIR Tickets: purplepass.com/CRpTAC

2nd show added this Saturday night in ST. LOUIS! CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS 7pm & 9pm Get tickets! purplepass.com/CRpTAC

I have never gambled but have now multiple times had the experience of feeling like I just lost upwards of $1000 bc an entertainment industry gig was *about* to happen and then it all fell apart at the very last minute after I had already mentally spent the money

The current TASCHEN sale includes the Lee Unkrich 2-volume box set about THE SHINING, which is one of the best things I've ever owned. If you like Kubrick's The Shining, I cannot recommend this highly enough: www.taschen.com/en/books/fil...

I was really trying to figure out a way to host a screening series of ALL the classic era Warner Bros Coyoteverse animated shorts this summer, in anticipation of the theatrical release of COYOTE VS ACME but I have not had any luck so far figuring out how to make it happen.

2nd show added this Saturday night in St. Louis! 7pm & 9pm Greenfinch Theater & Dive purplepass.com/CRpTAC

This Saturday in St. Louis! I'm bringing my critically-acclaimed one-person improv show, CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS, to the Greenfinch Theater & Dive for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Get tickets! Tell your friends! purplepass.com/CRpTAC

By far, the weirdest acting credit I now have is playing a blindfolded priest in this sketch filmed for Anthony Atamanuik's The President Show which Deepak Chopra emailed Jeffrey Epstein a link to -- an email that is literally in The Epstein Files.

Late breaking jan mans For the places where It is still January

FYI, you can still purchase a livestream ticket if you wanna watch last night's CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS featuring Rachel Zegler RIGHT NOW (and you don't wanna wait until it eventually shows up on the CRpTAC YouTube channel!) ucbcomedy.com/show/connor-...