Will Hines
@williebhines.bsky.social
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who are you people and also who am i
https://www.linktr.ee/willhines
Caught up on podcasts! (Deleted everything)
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I want a coffee that has a fist to punch my heart , punch it hard.
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I will stand up for hot children of famous people.
9 days ago
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All shows are either Best Friends Hugging Or Broken Jerks Hating
15 days ago
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Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or
19 days ago
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You don’t see a lot of people riding horses these days.
20 days ago
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Hercule Poirot stars in The Mystery Of The Detective Who Wanted A Nap
27 days ago
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Alex Cross in the new mystery Fuck This I’m Going to Arby’s.
27 days ago
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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of He’s Tired And Doesn’t Want to Deal With Someone Else’s Bullshit
27 days ago
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“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow
29 days ago
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I’m so tired I am going to sleep right after I post this bullshit there done
about 1 month ago
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I swear to god today I will do everything different
about 1 month ago
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I mistrust AI, don’t like social media algorithms but I love self driving cars, so in terms of disliking tech I’m somewhere between Black Mirror and Alien Earth. This makes sense to me.
about 1 month ago
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Venmo: need to search? Me: yeah here’s the first four letters of my friend whom I send money to all the time Venmo: nah, how about these four strangers you’ve never heard of? Me: no I want my friend. Venmo: I’ll show you him for one second but then back to the randos
about 1 month ago
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Great news!!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Friends: be mad with me Me: I am Friends: not the right way though Me: no I think I am Friends: go fuck yourself Me: that’s what I was thinking
about 1 month ago
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Instagram before: put pictures here Users: we love it Instagram: okay add your location, to everything Users: uhhhh maybe Instagram now: okay also put music and sound on every little thing so it’s annoying Users: what? No! Why? Instagram: you must
about 1 month ago
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I bought a T Shirt from an Instagram ad and the algorithm has gone insane. 100% T shirt ads. I feel like I finally said to an Aunt “I guess I like music” and now she’s like “FINALLY. I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.”
about 1 month ago
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Once again for Halloween I will be dressed as Some Guy In A Wig.
about 1 month ago
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In a tremendous act of self-love, I will not be playing the video game Baby Steps.
about 1 month ago
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The Monkees: Let’s combine all of the financial manipulation of a band with all the ego problems of a bunch of actors. Wait, it worked???
about 1 month ago
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It’s not as fun as I thought having an angry egomaniac paranoid grandfather for president.
about 2 months ago
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My favorite style of Reddit rage bait is an insane claim disguised as a question. “When did all gas stations stop carrying cheese?” Or “Why does everyone hate the piano?” Or “When did people stop learning how to do long division?” Very good and smart way to talk to each other I love it.
about 2 months ago
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I love that I check social media so much it’s good for me to see people I taught improv to once or twice be mad all the time this is good I am good
about 2 months ago
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I open this app and check my brain for something to say and all it has for me is “lotta crazy people out there.”
about 2 months ago
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I expressed an opinion about a recent news event online and —- you’re not gonna believe this — the people who already agreed with me loved it and the people who did not agree with me did not like it.
about 2 months ago
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Charlie Kirk’s murder has everyone yelling at each other but at least we also are making the killer a celebrity??
about 2 months ago
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@boomboomhiller.bsky.social
winning the Emmy makes everything seem okay! Hilarious cool person who deserves this success and more!
about 2 months ago
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The money countdown thing on the Emmys was my idea. Glad you guys liked it.
about 2 months ago
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The algorithm likes to show you stuff that gets you mad. You are seeing this post. Therefore, this gets you mad: I’m gonna go buy an egg sandwich right now.
about 2 months ago
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The algorithm likes to show you things that make you mad so if you’re seeing this buckle up for some anger: I am having coffee just a bit later than usual.
2 months ago
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After 11 years away from NYC I have realized : there’s, like, a shitload of people here.
2 months ago
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OMG best ever show! all the awards to this show! obsessed! cannot wait for next episode! = show is okay
2 months ago
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After not getting SNL or winning an Emmy I had better be on this Epstein List. I need a win!
2 months ago
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I WILL FIX SOCIETY WITH THIS POST
2 months ago
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There are two wolves inside of me. What happened was I got into a teleportation chamber and didn’t notice that there were two wolves inside there with me.
2 months ago
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New sci fi idea: one morning, everyone is just wearing fedoras and suits, like a 1950s Hitchcock movie. No one is aware it was ever any other way. Except one young graphic designer…. We cut to Manhattan at noon….
2 months ago
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I’m an north-east Los Feliz kinda guy. Sick of these central-west Los Feliz people mucking things up. They don’t get it. And don’t get me started on the west-south Los Feliz folks!
2 months ago
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Gonna go get a coffee you guys need anything
2 months ago
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I hate getting older. If I forgive another old grudge I’m gonna go apeshit.
2 months ago
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how we doing
2 months ago
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“I Have No Takes, And I Must Post” - my new sci-fi horror story starring me right now
2 months ago
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I’m in the Netherlands. There is a TV station called “The Gringo Network.” All spaghetti westerns. So insane, I thought. Been watching it every night.
2 months ago
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I want to live forever so I can sleep more
2 months ago
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Among The Crevices of His Sofa, Doing Jack Fucking Shit - The NY Times Profile on my life
2 months ago
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I’m at the airport. Where time is frozen and calories don’t count.
3 months ago
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“Friday night I crashed your party. Ate some beans and got real farty.” -Silly Joel
3 months ago
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Upton Sinclair (author of The Jungle) married a woman named Meta Fuller —- having met at an Incredible Names Convention.
3 months ago
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I wish I took care of my bodies as well as I hunted down ways to resolve every notification bubble on my phone.
3 months ago
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“Uptown Girl! (Hey is it cold in here? ) She’s been living in her uptown world! (Seriously, can I have a sweater?) As long as anyone with hot blood can! (I wish I had hot blood, I’m freezing!)” - Chilly Joel
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