If you want to see @connorratliff.bsky.social during the Columbus Comedy Festival, you need to get tickets today! There’s only 8 seats left for The Acting Class at The Nest Theatre and you won’t want to miss this one-of-kind improv show: columbuscomedyfest.com/event/connor...

Enough turning these animated films into live action movies. I want to see live action classics turned into animation. Gordon Gekko’s cigar exploding, turning his face black. Lawrence of Arabia imagining a sand dune as a roasted ham.

FEATURING: @lilyyily.bsky.social 🐱 Ryan Gaul 🐱 Carl Tart 🐶

Start the music! STARS ARE BACK: Jon Hamm and @davidwain.bsky.social discuss their movie “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass.” Then rival podcasters Peter and Petey Tuscon push back at CBB before Deion Sanders breaks down football and AI videos.

Single digit numbers, ranked: 10. 9 9. 8 8. 7 7. 6 6. 5 5. 4 4. 3 3. 2 2. 1 1. 0

this is 2 weeks late, but it was so cool to see @cbbworld.bsky.social live, and after listening and watching @scottaukerman.bsky.social & @pftompkins.bsky.social since college (over a decade ago, ulp) it was amazing to see them in person. so glad this introvert shut-in ventured out for a good time

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enjoying this new/improved national anthem by @pftompkins.bsky.social and @scottaukerman.bsky.social

Host Scott Aukerman will be joined by Paul F Tompkins and members of the 'Comedy Bang! Bang! All Stars'

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we watch the batshit crazy Marlon Brando / Val Kilmer film THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU, as well as the documentary about it! Joining us is Scott’s former colleague on SHARK TALE, writer/director Rob Letterman! Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!

in a porn parody of toy story, probably called "sex toy story" (not a surprising title) you wouldn't have to rename woody or buzz. but that's not a reason to make it

CRISIS ON INFINITE BANG BANGS! Joan Never Watched - The Lakehouse (2006) w/ special guest Doug ꓘorn-Credenza

CBB World provides hands down the most bang for my buck of any subscription I have. If I had to ditch all my subs but could keep one, it would be CBB World, dear

these are phenomenal, what a beautiful gift to have the whole tour so quickly

All of leg one available for your listening pleasure NOW!* 🎧 That’s over 20 episodes (21) *for Maximus subscribers, dear

Happy Monday to those who celebrate. Erinn Hayes returns to talk about stretching her dramatic legs, as well as her new show “It’s Not Like That.” Then DJ Dead Poisson drops some dope beats for you party people. Plus…Craig!

5 seater in Fairfield @cbbworld.bsky.social

This is gonna be the best sex you ever had or my name isn’t Orville Redenbacher

Medford—

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

Epic 5 Seater for @cbbworld.bsky.social in Philly!! Had to get this tee and the sticker was free for being CBB World Maximus tier bay-bee‼️ #ComedyBangBang

This week’s ep has it all! Comedian @rachelwolfson.bsky.social joining the first timers club to plug the movie “Jackass: Best and Last.” ✔️ Tyler, Your Girl’s New Friend is just trying to help ✔️ Hotelier Terry Schiavo promotes his innovative and exclusive new hotel chain! ✔️

Got in my order of CoolDickSocks from Austin & Tony of @cbbworld.bsky.social today! Comfy as hell, and supporting entrepreneurs!

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A five stool night in D.C.! @cbbworld.bsky.social

I had a great time at the @cbbworld.bsky.social Beefing Tour in Nashville last night. I was able to get some photos with Scott and Paul, as well as gift the cast with one of many hamburgers and a thank you card signed by as many people as I could ask. Here's hoping for Nashville round 3.

5 seater tonight here in Nashville! @cbbworld.bsky.social

NEW SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT DOMESTIC GROUND BEEFING TOUR STOPS!

The @cbbworld.bsky.social tour marches on to Atlanta tonight, which means it’s a great time to reread my recent interview with Scott Aukerman. You can replace all the instances of 'Chicago' with 'Atlanta,' and it’ll probably still make sense.

This weekend I recorded my 3rd ep of Scott hasn't Seen on @cbbworld.bsky.social I did NOT get a third timers jacket but I did give the Penny Plunderer the business for his continued deranged harassment of my good name @scottaukerman.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social

Welcoming comedy legend Kevin Nealon to the 7-timers club this week! He is back to promote his standup special “Loose In The Crotch,” the documentary “Come See Me In The Good Light,” and many, many other things. Then, whistle blower Jeffrey Epstein and businessman Lob Donaldson. What an ep!

Also, I should say I hope people in Atlanta don’t sleep on what is looking to be an excellent lineup tomorrow night Cbbworld.com/tour

Tickets available for the @cbbworld.bsky.social Ground Beefing Tour! Join Scott Aukerman, @pftompkins.bsky.social and the CBB All Stars! Tix available at cbbworld.com/tour

I have never ever laughed as hard as I did today listening to today's @cbbworld.bsky.social B segment guest intro.

Since we're ranking Spielberg films, here's my incomplete ranking, using the Key & Peele format

‘Twas a dream come true to appear on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune - my episode is streaming now on Disney+ & Hulu! My hope was to win the Trevor Project some money — please watch to see how I did!

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we watch watch John Waters’ 1974 comedy FEMALE TROUBLE! Joining us is singer, guitarist, and co-founder of legendary punk band Redd Kriss, Jeff McDonald! Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free!

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While waiting to get into @cbbworld.bsky.social live in Kansas City with @therachel.bsky.social on Monday, I saw a woman dressed in overalls and a newsboy cap. I prayed she was doing Fourvel @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social cosplay but I think she was just a hipster from the neighborhood

At the @cbbworld.bsky.social Ground Beefing tour in KC,MO and it's a real five seater!

New ep for your Monday! Ed Helms joins the two timers club to discuss his podcast “SNAFU with Ed Helms” Plus, Bob Ducca stops by (unannounced, of course) with more tales of medical woe. Then, casting director, voice actor, and teacher Paulina does some impromptu coaching!

Incredible night at my first live @cbbworld.bsky.social show with my friend @chimpchomp.bsky.social! Big pop for local hero Heidi Gardner. PLUS! A Weirdimony Alimony Tony performance! @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social

2nd @cbbworld.bsky.social show in less than a week, this time at Taft Theater in Cincinnati. I feel privileged. Thanks for visiting central and southern Ohio!

you’re crazy for this one, @figurecollections.bsky.social Ground Beefing Tour variants coming to a show near you! @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social 🎟️ comedybangbangworld.com/tour/

@cbbworld.bsky.social Excited to see @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social tonight in Pittsburgh! Here for the balcony report!

my scans arrived from the shots I got of comedy bang bang last week and I’m so excited with how they came out!!!! (more on my instagram - www.instagram.com/p/DZF-plHFfh... )

Amazing night seeing @cbbworld.bsky.social in Columbus with @joegrunenwald.bsky.social (the one guy who ate pizza). See you Friday in Cincy!

Take a quick break from the live feed for a classic in-studio ep!! Kerri Kenney-Silver talks all about starring in the upcoming season of “The Four Seasons.” Then, Trader Joe’s employee Zander Holyfield is happy to chat before concerned citizen Darbara Meatbag campaigns for normalcy!

God bless Comedy Bang Bang forever. (Also, Ryan Gaul might still be talking. There was no offramp to end that show lol)