America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.

5 seater tonight here in Nashville! @cbbworld.bsky.social

Ground Beefing News: On my way to the @cbbworld.bsky.social Nashville show. Stopped by SATCO for dinner and found Jesus!

Inside the Fortress. #Superman

Finally got around to this lovely gem. Love the vibes and really looking forward to what else is in store. #ghostofyotei #ps5pro

I am so fucking jazzed, my wife surprised me with @cbbworld.bsky.social Tour tickets for the Nashville show! I had gotten the dates wrong and thought we would be out of town, and I cannot WAIT for my first live CBB!

Can anyone point to a moment in American history where “Instead of prosecuting these people who violated the law to serve their own political ends I think they should face no consequences so we can heal our divided nation” didn’t make things worse

I never thought I’d be into Pokopia… and now here I am with my wife and father working on an island together. #pokopia #PoundTown

hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

I hate living here in Tennessee.

catch me only saying 'HELL YEAH AMERICA' when I'm referring to the AMERICAN WOMENS HOCKEY TEAM WINNING THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL!!

Musician Dan Mangan joins the nine-timers club for his latest album, “Natural Light.” Then Former Resident Evil Merchant tells us about his hustles AND grinds before crooner Lloyd Martin delights us with some songs. Plus, a round of “Would You Rather?” which we play every week!

A Valentine’s classic. 🫂

Never thought I'd see this: An official YouTube app for the Vision Pro! www.macstories.net/news/google-...

Comedy Bang Bang - Smoke Weed Everyday

Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me

Always in need of dog vibes!

Hey everybody I am hosting a fun night of comedy and music next month, it happens in Los Angeles & no one who is paying me has cut off anyone’s head* if that is a dealbreaker Sunday September 21st 7pm Pacific Lodge Room: bit.ly/vtopeslr92125 Livestream: bit.ly/vstream92125

this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’

You heard ‘im! All tix: varietopia.com/tix

Love your boys too!

VARIETOURPIA CONTINUES THIS WEEKEND: FRI 5/30 FAIRFIELD CT bit.ly/vtct2025 SAT 5/31 WESTERLY RI bit.ly/vtri2025 SUN 6/1 HOMER NY bit.ly/vtopeshomer MON 6/2 ALBANY NY bit.ly/vtopesegg

I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things

Rewatching Narcos and yearning for the stability of Colombia's government in the 80's and 90's.

What. A. Fucking. Show. Wheel of Time, you will always be famous!!!

#WotShowSpoilers . . . Eelfinn: "What is your NEED?!" Me: "RENEW THE WHEEL OF TIME!!!!" @primevideo.bsky.social #TheWheelOfTime #RenewWot #WotSkies

hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line

i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for