"They wouldn't call PI in that moment"

virginia had a better conference record than the team that beat ole miss and is going to play against probably indiana for the national title

Let’s talk about it

Trinidad Chambliss has a great name, imo. Just a very enjoyable rhythm to saying it out loud. Trinidad Chambliss.

this feels like watching the trolley problem happen in real time

doink-and-in should be worth double imo

I would again like to inquire about the services of the Ole Miss kicker with regards to the Buffalo Bills this weekend

holy crud, these Kraken pride logos are CRAZY (extremely complimentary)

This Day In Oilers Twitter History:

Detroit

Mike McDaniel how would you like to accept my apology for mountain of outrageous shit I’ve called you in exchange for being the Bills OC. Let’s find and kill God. *Together*.

salud, mi familia

i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop

BREAKING: The Dolphins have fired head coach Mike McDaniel, per source. McDaniel finishes with a 35-35 record in four seasons, including two playoff losses.

David Bowie released his final album 'Blackstar' 10 years ago today. A look back at an icon's last will and testament:

Here’s another bsky.app/profile/joek...

a few thoughts youtu.be/lERS4kJIQR8

Detroit

13 weeks to Charity Bowl '26 and we're gonna take care of everybody we can between now and then, aren't we, coaches

it was always gonna take all of us

This month @geeseband.bsky.social will make their inevitable 'SNL' debut

Here. Read this. Let your brain turn off for a minute denverite.com/2026/01/02/d...

You can find a Stop The Bleed class here, highly highly recommended in this time of [everything] cms.bleedingcontrol.org/class/search There's no minimum age requirement, bring your tweens & teens.

The Twilight Sad announce 'It's The Long Goodbye', their first new album in seven years; hear the stormy single "Designed To Lose"

The longest-tenured coaches following John Harbaugh’s exit from Baltimore: 

- Mike Tomlin, Steelers (hired 2007) - Andy Reid, Chiefs (hired 2013) - Sean McDermott, Bills (hired 2017) - Sean McVay, Rams (hired 2017) - Kyle Shanahan, 49ers (hired 2017)

BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source. Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.

Coming to driveways in late 2026. (That's this year.🤯)

Happy retirement to Jack Johnson, who played nineteen seasons and briefly flirted with being an NHL-calibre player several times.

"Philo Leaves for More Dough; That's a Wrap" should have been the headline - why is this so hard, why can't we inject just the tiniest bit of wholesome dadness into this bleak-ass world

*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you

I know, we're past all that year-end stuff. I took some pictures in 2025, and wanted to share them anyway. So there. Or like... here, at this link: flic.kr/s/aHBqjCFQUF

Punch card full, he gets a free catheter.

A dude named Taco just caught a 4th down touchdown pass to win the FCS natty for Montana State how can you not be romantic about football

Here’s that FCS song ESPN is using.

on 4th and 10 in OT, Taco Dowler scores and the XP gives Montana St the win

FCS Natty going to OT after: - Illinois State came back from down 14 - Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked - Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it - Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)

Just days after Clay Davis passed away, Sheetz followed him too what an honor

good time to mention that we are one month away from the start of the Winter Olympics

I'm no expert but I think this may stand for Last Five Games: 1 win over winning record team 4 TDs 7 INTs

The vaccine autism thing is bullshit but even if you believed it, it seems incredibly fucked up to then believe that raising child death rates is some sort of worthwhile trade-off to reduce autism rates

I know, we're past all that year-end stuff. I took some pictures in 2025, and wanted to share them anyway. So there. Or like... here, at this link: flic.kr/s/aHBqjCFQUF

Wait... what?

this is the first time I've felt genuine concern that the Jags might win this week. Powerful vibes. Bills better have Josh Allen go sledding in Orchard Park on a literal beef on weck or something.

Our online books series returns Wed Jan 7 at 5:30 pm ET w/ Stereogum's Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social discussing his book on the 2000s "indie rock explosion," Such Great Heights, with Grace Robins-Somerville @graceroso.bsky.social. Join us! See here: iaspm-us.wildapricot.org/Popular-Musi...

A follow-up after the great PWHL game in Detroit yesterday: a story from @rachelhopmayer.com at CBS Detroit. The pro hockey visit shines a light on the lack of D1 NCAA hockey in Michigan. Which is an enormous bummer. www.cbsnews.com/detroit/vide...

*Teams notification* me: