I knew this guy was dumb but imagine thinking "Florida Man" is a compliment

The GOAT

👇 the person posting this screenshot is still an active participant on the CSAM and fascism app and should be treated accordingly

Dude spent 3 days and dozens if not hundreds of posts posting about Rob Schneider (who obviously looked like a bellend). It's not the app's fault. It's the user of the app's fault. Social media consumes you when you decide to make social media your personality.

Locked myself out of my freshman room the night before move-in day after partying all night. Didn't know what to do because no one really was there. Decided to go through the window but it didn't open enough and when I tried to force it further it shattered and sliced up my arm.

17 teams in dark blue or black. These are really going to pop on the tv and get people excited. A league with zero ideas

I can buy a ready to bake pie from Aldi for the same price as a slice from most places. A whole pie at the good places costs over $30. It's another value meal destroyed by capitalism.

Whatever happened to not posting bullshit from ding dongs on X over here. I don't give a single smothered and covered shit what Matt Walsh and fucking catturd are saying about Venezuela.

The current Bills erasing the '90s Bills from history is my Super Bowl.

Just realized that the best professional athlete in Pittsburgh was in Buffalo despite having zero connection to the Bills on the day the Steelers could clinch a playoff spot at home. The Pirates are going to have to make Paul Skenes a billionaire in order to keep him.

Go Bills

Look how good and happy Josh is in a red helmet. Bring them back.

Casual observation from the game. There were a lot of parents there who were stumble down drunk while also there with their not of driving age children. That's bad. Stop that. For their safety and mine.

Mitch Trubisky hit a Jets DB with a perfect pass today and he dropped it. Elite secondary

It was the Jets. That wouldn't matter. My whole section was going crazy for him. Every Bills player noticed and started going crazy. I do not understand how the culture and vibes crew did not go for it.

The Bills are now using AI to create fun photos of fans that look nothing like them

This is definitely a football game between a bunch of players just lucky to be in the NFL and the Buffalo Bills backups.

LOL

One benefit to being a part time Alaskan. Mountaineering boots make great for 15 degree football watching boots.

Jets can't even intercept an interception this year

Remember when Jim Kelly didn't want to come to Buffalo because it was beneath him and then he slept with half of the city despite being married.

So many of the Buffalo Bills that I cheered for growing up turned out to be pieces of shit but I think I want to track down a Daryl Talley jersey.

I know what everyone's highlight of the last game at The Ralph is going to be. When an LSU gymnast and a couple of Pittsburgh Pirates were announced as the special guests of the game. So much history here.

Bring. Back. The. Red. Helmets. Full. Time. You. Fucking. Cowards.

In game closed captioning on the jumbotrons for pre recorded segments just called the rushing defense the Russian defense. Great technology.

Never felt more disconnected from the Buffalo Bills fanbase than walking around the stadium and hearing people excited that Terry Pegula is here.

First time seeing it in person and goddamn the new Highmark Stadium is cold, gray and depressing in the winter. Why can't we ever have color?

First time seeing it in person and goddamn the new Highmark Stadium is cold, gray and depressing in the winter. Why can't we ever have color?

His name rhymes with Jakeem Heffries

Anyone need a ticket for today's Bills game? @kevinpritchard.bsky.social's old man bones and curfew eliminated him from consideration. Only $75 or whatever you feel like paying because unfortunately you've got to sit next to me.

This dude is glistening. The vodka sweats are killing him

If some really small country wants to assert itself as a superpower we will help you and cheer you on as you arrest Chuck Schumer. What you say Liechtenstein? Barbados, you've got that cool three pronged fork on your flag. Use it!

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Trump's heart is just not into this. He's got no juice.

FYI, Colombia is next

It's of little importance but it's a sign of the times that FIFA gave a made up one & done peace prize to a madman who just ended the chance of the World Cup happening American hockey players celebrated being named to the Olympic team today but the guy they voted for assured they won't get to play

My hometown fire department posted this over the summer and I can't get over how this dude is a dead ringer for a mini @doughboys.bsky.social Mitch.

Original vs asking AI to show you the logo

Would anyone who doesn't have tickets to Sunday's Bills game be interested in splitting a pair? $150 each. I want to go but I can't swing both especially for shitty players and bad weather.

London, England the place where they famously drove on the right side of the road in the 1990s.

This one is damn good too. youtu.be/e8c_C9wZd8E?...

If you didn’t watch it live I would urge you to watch Jumaane Williams’ speech and if you don’t I’d urge you to just watch this part.

William Least Heat-Moon lived the vanlife before vanlife even existed. If you love travel read this book, it will change how you travel. But don't read it everyday. Pick it up as you move. Read a few chapters as you go. While in a National Park, at sunset, while eating at a greasy spoon.

My Bluesky Newsky resolution is to unfollow anyone who is still active on Twitter and / or quote posts anything with a one or two word contribution that contributes nothing. See ya later welpers and thisses

Y'all don't realize yet that we're living in a Sabres world.

Thank God. Jesus take me away!

Barnacle Foods is the shit. This is hands down the best thing you can put on toast.

Within 3 years they will find things on this guy's computer