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Haven't seen this shared yet - another great Sedaka tune! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hDR...

I'm speechless

wow how have I never heard this? Thanks @mourningdoves.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpSi...

RIP Neil Sedaka. Why not shoot your shot with someone, in his honor? Note for @tavie.bsky.social this song has a nice spoken section, forerunner of our beloved Boyz II Men ones 💔 open.spotify.com/track/5zvOXJ...

Sorry to this patient, but “the Fort Dodge Dentist” sounds like code for getting punched in the mouth #LocalReference

And I know it’s an audio medium but I want it on record that the joke would not be nearly as funny if the actor didn’t spell his last name as “Patric”

I’m a simple woman. I laughed out loud at Scott answering “who starred in Jason’s Lyric?” with “Jason’s Patric” on the new #ScottHasntSeen

Charts: missed the in the US, but hit Australia #9, UK #68 Versions: on streaming from the Rock Hard LP, which has the single version open.spotify.com/track/3tiiJM...

In honor of this “DTF St. Louis,” does Jason Bateman know that St. Louis and the Ozarks are in the same state? Better to be obsessed with MO than ME I suppose.

“Here Comes the Hotstepper” makes me smile because I too am the lyrical gangsta

It’s nice when a post has something for Rachie and a little something for daddy

Dynamite addition. I love the creativity 💗

new idea: a special "weighted blanket"-style hoodie exclusively for the touch-starved. Sliding scale insurance reimbursement based on loneliness.

I can’t wait until our attorney general is Pamela Dis Barred

Neil Campbell cannot take a bad picture

The lovable lads will never live down “Uno, dos, tres, catorce” #UTU2TM 🎲

It’s güd. open.spotify.com/track/60xB5Q...

The answer was “The Horse,” and now all of you (minus four) have broken my heart in whatever format bsky is in.

I really like Tubi. There’s never as many commercials as you worry. Definitely fewer than on the phony channels!

Modern Romance is on TUBI Bruno Kirby is here and looks like a lost Porcaro brother (complimentary)

New Jackie Kashian special!! Get it on the premiere: youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?...

No spoilees but any fans of Animal Control (aka Parks & Rec made by a depressed person) should play today. Wordle 1,712 5/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

“Well I wish you weren’t in your Fred Flinstone costume. I mean, the tie is nice…” “It’s only a costume on Halloween. Today it’s my Fred Flintstone-inspired outfit” Mark and Bill, #EatPrayDunk

Look at him—Standing in those jeans like he's doin 'em a favor! 😂😍 #What'sPoppin #TheMagnificentSeven

Don't cry, beloved, at least they attempted metrification back in the '70s and not now when there'd be paid online influencers shoving it down our throats with their base-ten sponcon

he did die and everything since then has been the hallucination of his own dying mind

Let the dogs be dogs, I’ve always said it

This Scrubs reboot feels like a bummer. Shouldn’t they be like hospital bosses by now?

You Just Had To Be There ( w Insp credit to @natalieruiz.bsky.social ) youtu.be/xMWrZdYoIOA?...

Honestly maybe I should. But in a cool Icelandic women on strike way, not in a corny Rand way.

Thanks for the book suggestions, though as Mr. Burton advised, I will not be taking your word for it.

Sometimes when she gets up from a nap her ears are all cockeyed and I call her Mike Ehrmantraut

I want to take this minute to Introduce you to my people This one is for Sao Paulo This ones for Baytown To Sac-Town, the whole Bay Area And all galaxies Bangkok This goes out to Albee Square Mall This ones for Ondo Bombay España Upper Tasmania Scandinavia (a "dedication" to @therachel.bsky.social)

One of our students at reading has expressed interest in ghost books for the past couple weeks. Any 👻 book recommendations for first graders? Honestly not sure if he means “ghost stories” or more like a Casper where the ghost is the main character. Thanks in advance.

Handy link to the new chart chat inside People are the Enemy. Thanks for sticking around after that four-part series with my increidble guest Julie. More guest-having installments to come! For now please enjoy this look at the 1968 instrumental hit “The Horse” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

I'm sorry, I've already depicted you as the irritated GOB, sputtering and raging, and myself as the serene Buster, playing his handheld video game.

Saw Wuthering Heights at the Varsity tonight. Do they not have access to old SNLs in England or did Ms. Emeralds think it would be funny to put a Mary Katherine Gallagher move in her Catherine movie?! I blurt laughed and then the people behind me laughed too (possibly at me, which is fine)

Another excellent episode! I’ve long considered MFSB as a key to helping shape the sound of Philly Soul, but now I’m also going to credit them for creating filly soul

me when I have a new Tactic

Mattress companies should be embarrassed that they seemingly base their ad copy on Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Looking forward to when @beastielyrics.bsky.social does the one late on Hello Nasty that’s just listing places (“the whole Bay Area!”)

Please enjoy the new chart chat with your ol pal Rachie and a horse! And that’s THE Horse, to you. 🎺 🧧🐴

JUST noticed it's 2/23 www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEAm...

Fact: Dexys Midnight Runners sang about a guy who broke a million hearts in mono. Fact: I record my podcast segment in mono Fact: I put Dexys Midnight Runners doing a COVER on the new chart chat. What could it be? Tune in to "People are the Enemy" Monday in your fav pod-catcher to find out.

The coolest thing happened tonight, I spoke to my internet buddy of almost 30 years, @therachel.bsky.social on Zoom for the first time. We have texted but never spoke on the phone before. It was the best, she is the coolest, have the coolest friends.

I came on bsky to say that The Terminal is on and ask if Cathy Z-J is doing a Gwyneth impression or if Gwyneth has always been doing an impersonation of *her* and all of a sudden I look up and Tom Hanks is welding shit

As someone who likes to talk to people about non-recent music, my biggest hit is “You Know It (You’d Know It If You Heard It)”