Bring back Mac Jones

Farewell, San Francisco Giants baseball. You were somehow even more frustrating than usual this season, I miss you already.

Put together some thoughts here. In an earlier time he would have been the kind of writer being paid $5 a word by magazines to go write about whatever he pleased. And no one would be pissed off or jealous about it either. www.welcometohellworld.com/life-is-a-pr...

Hey so I just found out I'm not getting a paycheck tomorrow and I'm panicking a little. If you have a few spare bucks to get me through the weekend I would be super grateful. venmo.com/u/Npruiz

He wanted to watch the livestream

John McGraw I Summon You

and that's that for the 2025 San Francisco Giants, they kept it interesting

Farewell to Clayton Kershaw forever, I respect and despise you

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

My '93 Ford Aerostar was one of my favorite cars I ever owned, bought it at auction with $1600 cash, drove it for most of my mid-20s until the transmission dropped out

Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.

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Why do Woodward and Bernstein have so many beverage cups at this cool ass 1975 McDonalds, maybe they are chewing tobacco or something

You won't believe it folks, a white MLB player with Good Politics (this is Christian Koss of the SF Giants, sorry I said you look like the third McPoyle brother earlier this season Christian, you rule)

I reiterate

Ow my boating arm

The Merkle Boner

Everyone please enjoy my film

They grew old together it’s beautiful

Sure sure, Robert Redford is very hot in All The President's Men, BUT ALSO Dustin Hoffman is very hot in All The President's Men, it's peak hot Dusty (peak hot Redford is Butch & Sundance/The Sting)

I wrote about the firing of Alan Sepinwall, which is awful. And I tied it into what's happening all over in the media, why it's scary & what we can do to help. I used my words, but it's definitely Hulk Mo dialed up to 11, if that's a thing you would like to experience: www.moryan.com/on-the-firin...

Pretty incredible that two of the coolest, most incandescently beautiful, humans to ever draw breath, who could have coasted by on those things for eternity, instead left behind deep legacies of service and advocacy and goodness.

Shoulder better, slightly feverish

people who want other people to stay in sad little grey boxes forever and never be happy in their bodies or desires are villains and cowards and they may be winning right now but by god they will lose as water smooths stone and roots break it, because that fierce joy is roots and water and life

being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

Ow my boating arm

I'm sorry but the doritos cool ranch taco does not belong on the y2k taco bell menu, we did not have those in 1999

I got my covid and flu shots today and ow my shoulder (get your shots, if they ask you about pre-existing conditions tell them you have depression, because if you are in the USA in 2025 you probably do, at least a little)

chuck's gotta go, man just can't even pretend to meet the moment we're in, you cannot be out there talking about bipartisan funding for the health care system when the VP is threatening your constituents with loss of employment and freedom for speaking their minds in public

Still mad at myself for spending several of the precious hours I was given on this earth reading this dumb dipshit's terrible book. One of the ten worst decisions I've ever made.

I am pleased by Seth Rogen's success, he has been my dude since Freaks & Geeks (was also really good on Blank Check recently, he should do more podcasts)

I’m not a football fan so I’m far from an expert but it seems like this absolutely sucks

Congrats to @captamab.bsky.social, that was a crazy finish

"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"

I hate Nick Bosa, I hate that he plays good for the team I like

Working hard, staying focused. Sixteen total posts between Twitter and Bluesky over one week. (Why, that's a little over two per day!) Not a word about the GOP declaring war on Democrats, not a word defending transgender Americans, not a word endorsing NYC's mayoral candidate. Delivering results.

Doctor Ken Jeong should probably host more game shows

I was right to turn off the Giants game in the fifth, yikes (at least they scored four off Kershaw, a moral victory)

Watching Children Of Men for the first time in a long while, the first thing that sticks out is that if this movie comes out two years later, everyone would have a smart phone and the movie would be worse for it. Last of a golden age in future movies.

I can't believe this is still up. Everyone report this

WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

A list of the walk-off grand slams in Giants history. (Seventh total, third against the Dodgers.)

Haha patty

Wow (baseball related)

This Giants-Dodgers game is playoff baseball without the heart attack factor, fun stuff

Giants should be in talks with Verlander's people, he's been that good lately

I can't believe people are making light of the tragedy that occured yesterday (finding out that Matt Berry is part of the new Harry Potter project).

hi, cis folks! the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction. it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this. contact info below.🧵⬇️