It's Neo's little cousin from a forgotten level of the Playstation 2 Matrix game

Darth is back Back again Spring is here Muy bien

Pivoting to video...that's a big tsk tsk from me

1) whoever did this is fired 2) if you are going to make the most breakable grocery display in history, use Ragu or Prego

Baseball is back!!!

all i want is a new on-rails star fox game

I love true opening day, the only day of the year where I would deign to tune into an Angels/Astros game

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Best wedding pic ever. Isabella Rossellini and Martin Scorsese on their wedding day, 1979.

Late Show Guest Promo featuring Jackie Chan and Adam Sandler CBS/WOIO 19 1996-02-11 : 3s

Absolutely bowled over that Lisa Kudrow has had a DEAD-ON Parker Posey impression this WHOLE time.

Well, that could not have sucked more, atrocious. Nevertheless, baseball!

Cool a Ronda Rousey/Gina Carano ad bumper. This is maybe the worst baseball game I've ever watched (low stakes edition)

I AM TRYING TO WATCH BASEBALL NETFLIX WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT JAMEIS WINSTON I am so angry

This Jason Bateman business is too corny even for me, I can't express how much netflix has ruined maybe my favorite day of the year (doesn't help that the Giants apparently still can't hit)

Bring back the Barry Bonds Diablo Grills commercials this year "Stop by, look around", iconic

I do an excellent impression of Billy Bob saying "hay dood' in the t-mobile commercial

Good lord this stinks, I will never watch another baseball game on netflix again, at least the apple tv broadcasts look crispy

PUT THE FULL GAME ON MY TELEVISION YOU ASSHOLES

The announcers are bothering Jazz Chisholm while he is PLAYING?? This fucking sucks, call me an old grump

Well this sucks but maybe the 2026 Giants can score runs, who knows 🤷‍♀️

I had to turn off the radio feed because I couldn't get it to sync, at least Hunter Pence is in the netflix booth (Pence has become a really good color guy for the Giants)

I wish Webby would go full handlebar with the moustachio, he could pull it off

yeah, that's kinda how i feel about the country right now, good job

The netflix score bug sucks ass, terrible design

Oh no, Bert Kreischer is a Giants fan?

Baseball is back and I am very happy, let's goooooo Giants

It’s big ball chunky time

I went to Daryl "The Captain" Dragon and Toni Tennille's house once, a high school friend was somehow acquainted. They were both very nice and I got to hold a Grammy. Also, that sumbitch was named Daryl Dragon, and he was like btw call me The Captain

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

The best dressed man in baseball

Nah music.apple.com/us/album/mag...

It should probably be the new american anthem music.apple.com/us/album/the...

Everyone hated the underground fuck party in Matrix: Reloaded at the time, they were always wrong

And all of you so called Elders…posting hog…in the middle of unrelated threads

ICE doesn’t belong at our airports. Our Office of Immigrant Affairs has updated guidance and you can call their legal hotline at 800-354-0365.

This sucks, instead of Kruk and Kuip I get Bert fucking Kreischer? I was already going to have the radio on instead, now I do so woth extreme prejudice

Everything about the loss of Phil Hartman remains a tragedy, but man we really needed more time for him to lead Simpsons episodes (this is the only one where he is the A story lead and it's...maybe a top five Hartman performance?)

hiya, cis folks! this is a totally achievable request to help a trans woman get out of harm’s way and into a better situation. america’s institutions & electeds are failing us all rn, but you can actually make a tangible difference in the life of someone much of the country has turned its back on.

Gary Cole has had it with his son Ricky Bobby

I am watching Talladega Nights, it's weird to think that Ricky Bobby's kids are 30 years old now

I am watching Nuremberg, it's slightly above mid, but holy hell is Colin Hanks playing his dad in a way he has studiously avoided before

Important to note NV Energy has always been terrible in the Tahoe/Douglas area, it's the main thing rich people complain about on next nextdoor

John Grisham movies came up in the group chat, which made me think a potentially controversial thought: The Firm is the best Sydney Pollack movie (I love Condor, Tootsie can take a hike even though it's the only movie with Bill Murray, Dabney Coleman and Teri Garr)

the world you grew up in no longer exists...

Low-key always-delightful thing on MST3K: When they have to be fancy in some way so Crow's crown is turned around to look like hair slicked back

I'm all for honoring Joel Schumacher's D.C. Cab, but this is the incorrect way to do so

Colin Farrell voice: And then I thought, maybe that's what hell is. All eternity, spent in fookin' 2020.

The *last* lost episode. We did it, folks.