Your rhymes are fake Like a Canal Street watch You're hearing me and you're like "Oh, my God, it's Sasquatch!" But I'm walkin' on water While you're steppin' in shit So put your sewer boots on Before your ass gets lit And if you don't like it, then "Hey! Fuck you!" #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

When you got so much to say it’s called graditude….. And that’s right

Good times gone But you feed it Hate's grown strong You feel you need it Just one thing, Do you know you? What you think that The world owes you? What's gonna set you free? Look inside and you'll see... #beastieboys #lyrics #AdRock

I can feel it in my bloodstream See it in their eyes People lining up For their own demise To help the man make weapons To monetize Corporate violence We can't abide #beastieboys #lyrics

Step on stage To the smoke from dry ice Every time I bring it Twice as nice Now ease up brethren Take an Excedrin Only name check to rhyme Is Tippi Hedren I'm undefined I'm gettin' much finer Steady loungin' In my La-Z-Boy recliner #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MCA #AdRock

Style Profile I said It always brings me back hen I hear "Ooh child" From the Hudson River Out to the Nile I run the marathons 'Til the very last mile #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

A little wine with my dinner So I'm the Grape Ape I feel like a winner When I make a mixtape 'Cause I get ill when I'm on the pause button And I get my fill And now you can't say nothing #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

Trajectories from the past Are taking their toll and What we do now Is future molding Columbine bowling Childhood stolen We need a bit more Gun control and Right... now... what is going on? We... gotta... get it goin' on Be... fore... it's too far gone We gotta work together It's been too long

Strictly handheld Is the style I go Never rock the mic With the pantyhose I strap on my ear goggles And I'm ready to go 'Cause at the boards is the man They call a-Mario #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MCA

But little do you know about Something that I talk about I'm tired of driving It's due time that I walkabout But in the meantime I'm wise to the demise I've got eyes in the back Of my head so I realize #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MCA

All I ever really want to do Is get nice Get loose and goof A little slice of life Sendin' out love To all corners of the land I jump up on the stage and Take the mic in my hand I'm not playin' the role Just being who I am And if you try to diss me I couldn't give a damn #beastieboys #lyrics

*chefs kiss*

So as I pray and hope That the message is sent And I am living in the dreams That I have dreamt Because I'm down with the three The unstoppable three Me and Adam and D Were born to MC And my body and soul And mind are pure Not polluted or diluted Or damaged beyond cure #beastieboys #lyrics #MCA

Cash flow getting low So I had to pull a job I found a nice place to visit But a better place to rob I left my car outside And the engine still revving Takin' care of business At 7-Eleven And then I went inside To make my withdrawal I saw what he had had But I had to take it all #beastieboys

Flame on I'm gone I'm so sweet Like a nice bonbon Came out rapping When I was born Mom said rock it Til the break of dawn #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

Elevated platform I'm never gonna conform Riding over the diner Where I always get my toast warm Bust into the conductor's booth And busted out rhymes Over the loudspeaker About the hard times #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

Always

What's pleasing to the eye In the delusion of my sight Is not what I find When I reach into the light I have lost my mind I'm walking through time Deluded as the next guy Pretending and hoping to find That distant peace of mind #beastieboys #lyrics #MCA #adamyauch #rip

#MayThe4thBeWithYou #RIPMCA

GIRLS All I really want is GIRLS And in the morning it's GIRLS 'Cause in the evening it's GIRLS I like the way that they WALK And it's chill to hear them TALK And I can always make 'em SMILE From White Castle to the NILE #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #girls #whitecastle

You been fully captivated By that funky-ass bass Your girlfriend screams When MCAs in the place He stumbles in the room With the Chivas in his hand Cold chillin in the spot At the microphone stand I'd have the pedal to the metal If I had a car But I'm chiller with the Miller Cold coolin at the bar

Omnipresent And omnipotent My rhymes are whales And yours are rodents This means huge Compared to very small You look a little chilly Can I get you a shawl? 'Cause these rhymes Are two hundred proof They're like anvils Lined up on a roof #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

To the crowds who've come before With their profit massing ways To the greed that fucked it up And brought it down to today With pain I stand sane And remain holding strong Whilst all around me Those who clowned me Are now drowning by the throngs #beastieboys #lyrics #electrify

Jazz and AWOL That's our team Step inside the party Disrupt the whole scene When it comes to beats Well, I'm a fiend I like my sugar With coffee and cream #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

Mike D's day off Every day of the week I got to the party And I did the freak I got a girl in the Castle And one in the pagoda You know I got rhymes Like Abe Vigoda I'm a Def Manhattan killer A rhyme thriller A mic in my hand And a mouth full of Miller #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MikeD

'Cause you can't You won't And you don't stop 'Cause you can't You won't And you don't stop Well, you can't You won't And you don't stop Mike D, come and rock The sure shot! #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

What you saw What you heard I get involved I might disturb And if you want What's going down You might just get That silky sound So what you want? So what you need? I've got the fonts You want to read Get in the game You gotta scheme All the same I've got the team #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

I give thanks for inspiration It guides my mind along the way A lot of people get jealous They're talking about me But that's just 'cause They haven't got a thing to say #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #passthemic

Every morning I took the train To High Street Station Doing homework on the train What a fucked up situation On the way back up Hearing battle tapes Through the underground Underneath the sky scrapes #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

I'm rolling down the hill Snowballing, getting bigger An explosion in the chamber The hammer from the trigger I seen him get stabbed I watched the blood spill out He had more cuts Than my man Chuck Chillout 24 is my age, and .22 is my gauge I'm writing rhymes on a page I'm goin' off in a rage

So what's your name, Yauch? My name is MCA I've been coming to where I am From the get go Find that I can groove with the beat When I let go So put your worries on hold Get up and groove With the rhythm in your soul #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MCA

Sometimes hard-boiled Sometimes runny Comes from a chicken Not a bunny, dummy! People laugh It's no joke My name's Yauch And I'm throwing the yolk (Now they got me in a cell) But I don't care It was then that I got caught Catching people out there #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MCA #eggman

Best Star Trek Captiain. This is the right answer.

One lonely Beastie I be All by myself without nobody The sun is beating down On my baseball hat The air is getting hot The beer is getting flat Looking for a girl I ran into a guy His name was MCA I said, "Howdy," he said, "Hi." #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #AdRock

This guy gets it

Miller-drinking, chicken-eating Dress so fly I got friends in high places That are keeping me high Get down with Mike D And it ain't no hassle I got the ladies of the eighties From here to White Castle Hold it now, hit it! #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

It's times like this When I just can't stop Can't wind your body Without the body rock Got schemes, schematics Blueprints on file You got to have dreams To make it all worthwhile So as I take my time And realign I wonder what it is I hope to find #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

I keep that hot sauce hot Not mild and weak It's gonna burn your mouth Until you wet your beak I've got billions and billions Of rhymes to flex 'Cause I've got more rhymes Than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MCA #billions

Now I don't give a fuck Who the hell you are Please stop shouting In your cellular I never asked to be Part of your day So please stop shouting In your phone. OK? #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #AdRock

Eyes on the prize And never wane Take the bull By the reins If you want it, be the change Like Gandhi and MLK Wait up Got to change the system Need knowledge Power and wisdom Same way I rock this microphone Speak up, just let it be known #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

Because the Mother Earth Needs to be respected Been far too long That she's been neglected Race against race Such a foolish waste It's like cuttin' off your nose To spite your face And at the end of the wars What was the cost? Well, it's clear that the Earth Was the one who lost #beastieboys

Got so many rhymes Ya know my throat is sore It's 1992 And still no one to vote for My words is what I'm seeing Through my own eyes A little vision of the truth In a world of lies #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #skills

I once was lost But now I'm found The music washes over And you're one with the sound Well, who shall inherit the earth? The meek shall And, yo, I think I'm starting To peak now, Al! #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop

Bass from the back of my car Feels soothin' Eight bazookas Is what I'm usin' I'm Mike D And it's been proven I love it when I see The party people just movin' #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MikeD

You sold a few records But don't get slick 'Cause you used a corked bat To get those hits Yeah, you've been in the game Your career is long But when you really break it down You only got two songs #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MCA

But like a dream I'm flowing Without no stopping Sweeter than a cherry pie with Reddi Whip topping Going from mic to mic Kickin' it wall to wall Well I'll be calling out to people Like a casting call #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MCA

Picture this now crystal clear Nothing left to hold her here And creeping up meanwhile Traces of a smile Something on the windowsill Caught her eye and held her still The cars pass by outside Eyes open wide To see if I could fly #beastieboys #lyrics #brookewilliams

I've got a hole in my head And there's no one to fix it I gotta straighten my thoughts I'm thinking too much sick shit Everyone just takes And takes, takes, takes, takes I'll have to step back I gotta contemplate #beastieboys #lyrics #hiphop #MikeD

Public service announcement: Licensed to Ill featured a B727 on the cover art, NOT an E-3, which is based on a B707. Thank you for allowing my inner #avgeek to set the record straight!

Remember that killer line from that 1999 Beastie Boys song, “Alive”? “I'd like to have a say on the income tax Don't wanna help build bombs and that's the facts No money for health care so what's the catch? The man got you locked with no key to the latch”