Balsamic vinaigrette all over my titties

i know languages are hard but i have to take a small centering breath when i hear someone pronounce it Loxy Tahn or Lockitan

one of my niche skills is that i am very good at bureaucratic annoying phone calls. calling doctors, FMLA administrators, insurance, utility companies etc.. applying pressure in a gentle way to make those calls productive can i make that into some kind of job? without being a legit social worker?

oh you think your doctor is going to request some referrals for you like they said they would? that "someone will give you a call" you stupid slut. no one is going to call you

me trying to choose between prosciutto and moratella at the deli: it really is one battle after another

how to be less sad get a cat & give it the best life. if you can't have a cat get an orchid from the grocery store. they are easy to take care of. when it blooms a small part of you will bloom too. play Old Town Road for your cat or orchid. you got the horses in the back. you're going to be ok

i am very happy not having any children but my mom was a Southern Living magazine subscriber and a Martha Stewart devotee. that lady loved a holiday. loved a lil craft, loved a theme. she made the holidays so magical & sometimes i wish i had kids i could do that for

Japanese poster for POSSESSION (1981) Starring Isabelle Adjani and Sam Neill Directed and co-written by Andrzej Zulawski - BOTD in 1940

the whole performative male thing is funny and dumb but there are absolutely men who are like "real talk y'all women should be treated with respect" while treating the actual women in their life like shit

so the MTG everyone has been talking about is not Magic: The Gathering i am assuming

manifesting a Pierre Laborde bag for next year

i think about André Leon Talley saying this at least once a day and i seriously mediate what i can do to address it in my own life because my eyes also starving for beauty!

A young merchants daughter asked her father to gift her the feather of Finist the Falcon; a magical feather which brought the man-falcon to her, and the pair fell in love. The girl's elder sisters grew jealous of her. They placed knives in her window so that when he flew to meet her, he would be cut

i just learned about Harmonized Brain centers recently and it sounds like such a scam. maybe not idk but the whole neural biofeedback curing a long list of brain and mood disorders is fishy to me

i would never ever gaslight a man because i am pure in heart and mind but if i did i would just be like "what's Lord of the Rings. is that a Fortnite thing"

i will never get tired of Rick Owens putting fat people in his clothes. i think as fat women sometimes we think the only aesthetic for us is some version of feminine or hyper feminine which i love but also i want to look like a Rick Owens snake priestess from outer space

friday night plans

Neil Lane gives me the vibe of someone who has been in LA for so long and has been in close proximity to the entertainment industry that i bet he has seen some wild shit. like he knows people who know people. you know what i mean anyway i want his giant book about his jewelry collection

i wanted an agua fresca and i said make me whatever flavor you want and they made me what i think is a strawberry horchata and it is so good

i only watched a little Castlevania but i have a niche interest in women who dress in a way inspired by Alucard

i have talked to a few of my lady friends about being into older men when we were in our 20s but now the younger men are starting to pop up as we're pushing 40 which is like weird? but also fun and good? i love being a hot (slightly) older woman

#SOTD testing out Fugazzi's Angel Dust and i am not feeling it. it has what i call a headache note- i think it's the bergamot. it's nice but it smells like a perfume you'd buy your mom at the Macy's counter in 2007

got this rodeo queen shaded up today

Posting this clip from Inherent Vice for reasons youtu.be/aY0R9--eZXQ?...

headphones died while i'm getting my leg tattooed AMA

good morning honey bunnies love y'all

much like Kreayshawn i also have the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries

A reminder that’s easy to send flowers to your crush on here instead of being a DM pen pal. Show them you mean it! www.socialflowers.com

it's such a cop out to be a "i'm sooo bad at names" person you're not bad at names. you just don't care enough to pay attention. or you can't focus enough to remember. and now you're too embarrassed to be respectful and say hey, could you please tell me your name again? because you forgot

trying out Room 1015's Cherry Punk which has been on my perfume bucket list forever and dang y'all it is good it's cherry and black leather and i'd say i like it more than Lost Cherry by a mile. this is a cherry for the goth girls who smoke cigarettes and are mean to men

establishing my dominance at TJ Maxx by doing the Eastern Promises fingers to throat gesture to anyone to gets in my way

i love Tom Hardy & saw an interview where he talked about using "spell" as an acting technique, which is such a magical & strange thing to say so i went down a lil rabbit hole and he is referencing the Laban-Malmgren modality. which i always thought made a lot more sense than solely method acting

i learned recently there are people in my area who are mad at our neighbors for having chickens. specifically roosters making rooster noises like what is wrong with you. you could be making friends with your neighbors and likely getting fresh eggs but you are choosing to be stupid instead

i love perfume people. there is a niche fragrance reviewer who describes perfumes in very short phrases like "skanky room" or "intoxicating lava" or "chewy resins" and it delights me

2025 has been one of the best years i've had in a while. i still have hard things to deal with like anyone else, but they are just different now. i am so grateful to have everything i need

sometimes i think about all the money i could make if i had no shame and just acted fucking crazy on the internet

you know who stays booked and busy? Ralph Fiennes. how is he in every movie. Ralph are you paying off some Nicolas Cage-style gambling debt

i need to go get a pedicure but it's raining and my cat is sitting on me so i guess all my plans are cancelled

like attention from men is some kind of rare special commodity. if we could harness the unsolicited attention of men as an energy resource we could power the planet indefinitely

if there is any confusion about why the girls love those handsome Kpop guys and how they look so good it's because those mfers wear sunscreen. they probably have a multi step skincare routine too but they are absolutely wearing their sunscreen

if you have skinny bird calves that can fit into the Doc Martens x Marc Jacobs Kiki boots know that you're my enemy even though i'm sure they look really cute

i still want to learn to play D&D and am open to getting together with new people but i am not looking forward to dealing with the behavior of some of the men who also play it

other birds: tweet tweet la la la laaa grackles: [demonic trash compactor noise]

what kind of weird pet did your drug dealer have or still has now it would always bother me because why are you smoking around your snake/igauna/ferret. those babies have sensitive respiratory systems

i'm probably one of 10 people on the True Citrus mailing list but i am going to stock up when their holiday sale roles out. if you know about True Lime you know

if you are of a certain age you know the original Netflix and chill show was always the Office. getting it busted wide open to that lil catchy opening credits piano song on some man's Ikea couch was certainly a time

getting my thigh tattoo finished on Friday and starting my big back piece cover up in December. it's going to be so cuteee

men are pissing me off today

i was taking care of my mental health the other day (going ham on Luckyscent samples) and now i am trying them out wearing A Whiff of Waffle Cone by Imaginary Authors which is supposed to be a vanilla salted caramel ice cream fragrance. y'all this smells like Mrs Butterworths. it's giving flapjack