why does one of my rings feel okay on my finger and one of them feels bad on my other finger who cursed my ring

it's football season and i'm looking for a man to bully by asking what team he would play for if he was athletic

love going to Dallas and driving past the Wingstop corporate high rise buidking. are yall in there having a meeting about lemon pepper vs original hot

asking my crush if he wants the house tour

all i want is a pedometer watch to count steps that i don't need an app to use and that isn't ass ugly like why is this so difficult

not everyone thinks i'm charming and funny but my lash tech does and that's all i care about

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you're a hard man to love and i'm a hard woman to keep track of youtu.be/-YMBYKVF-LU?...

i'm feeling not great pretty bad actually but i am grateful. i have everything i need, i have good people in my life, i have a light in me that can never be stolen

the last time i was on Tinder years ago some man thought he was being really mean by saying i looked Satanic

if you were sexually objectified by men at a young age and you learned quickly that your only value was your body and you interpreted it that as a kind of power you could reclaim for years after, telling yourself that this was empowerment how is that hollow bitter feeling in your chest these days

well gang here we are again

i'm a strong independent woman who lives in a house over 20 years old in the south and i know these things happen but can someone please come kill this giant cockroach that's on my ceiling

If you’re not romantic, please don’t look my way. I got nothing for you.

i love how my hairdresser does my hair but i think she definitely sees me as a How Do You Do Fellow Kids cringy old person

that's Mr. Baby okay

Charli xcx was right, all my friends are princesses like i am so lucky to have so many beautiful amazing women in my life

doing my favorite sober person hobby: drinking an iced coffee so big that my heart is now racing and i can see the face of God

nothing makes me want to slash a tire more than a "i usually don't like big girls buttttt" type of man

i've been putting hyaluronic acid on my lips recently and it works better than any lip balm i've tried

what if we kissed at the Miller Lite waterfall billboard off 35

why did i see a photo of Jelly Roll meeting the Pope. the Pope doesn't have a clue who that man is come on now

one of my most memorable movie experiences was me and my high school friends going "we're so edgy, let's get stoned and see Passion of the Christ" two hours later i'm having a full blown sobbing meltdown because i got upset they hurt Jesus and he seemed like such a nice guy

Describe your perfect library in three words.

the Sugar on My Tongue song is a Tyler song? really?

don't get me flowers get me the Thierry Mugler Fashion Fetish Fantasy coffee table book

i'm always saying this

by law i have to insert myself into any conversation i hear about a movie that is on Tubi by agressively saying "it's on Tubi!!!"

my big brain Don Draper marketing idea is having Rush by Troye Sivan be the song that plays in ads for Double Scorpion or whatever brand of poppers are out there. because if there was ever a song about poppers it's that one

A few Houston trans scene people I know are fundraising to leave Texas, just thought I'd boost their GFM with my platform.

hey everybody i need a favor so when Lux dies and i go "i'm going to get him preserved and freeze dried so i can have him forever" i need y'all as a group to actively discourage me

just saw the Pillion trailer and hahaaaa i am both delighted and very unwell

there is a water park here that does 21+ adults only nights from time to time and they have a bar i love doing dumb drunk shit but i'm not trying to drown because i had too many margs and went in the wave pool ok

anytime i have to spend money on something expensive: 900 DOLLARY DOOS

happy October 1st lil ghouls

if you are going to read one decadent Gothic book this Halloween season let it be Angela Carter's The Bloody Chamber

your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”

what is this jewelery industry propaganda of trying to sell people opal engagement rings. they're like a 5 or 6 on the Moh's hardness scale what are we doing here

me and who

i appreciate Jane Goodall as being the lady who invented the white woman disease where you think you can befriend every wild animal (i suffer from it deeply)

i like being chill and low key as the next person but sometimes you really do have to lean into your Buckcherry crazy bitch side

i was raised in an ingredients household by a parent who hated that i was fat so i'm ashamed to admit i am still working to master the concept of snacks

i like some pretty awful music and have no room to judge and maybe i am old but every time one of my friends gushes over Sleep Token i'm like what is the appeal here i fundamentally don't get it

when some dumb ass food influencer is like "what's up guys took me five years to find the best taco in Dallas but i finally nailed it" excuse me were you being held captive in a shed for those five years?? in Dallas Texas where you can walk 20 ft in any direction and there is a taco place?

the deal i made with Lucifer to be beautiful and funny with a nice rack is that in exchange i am 🤏 this close to throwing up pretty much all the time

hi i have treatment resistant depression aka psych meds don't work for me here are a few ideas/pro tips/things that have helped me over the years and maybe they will help you too

✶ Pinup Ivy ✶ [sent in response to any fan mail, sealed with a deadly kiss] #art #poisonivy

if people are getting agitated about Bad Bunny not performing in English let me tell you that a lot of people only understand about five words in Gasolina and that song makes folks go FERAL

things i don't understand: -why Beyoncé forgave her husband -why Uggs has ads where they reference their "legendary style" -when thrift stores organize clothes by color instead of size -why at any point in time any adult is having a conversation about body count -people who hate cats

challenging myself to go to the pretty plus size girl market on Saturday after my lash fill i will report back if it happens