OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

Hey folks, when it happens, I've got the playlist ready. Bookmark it: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

Review of "Black Zombie" -- new documentary at SXSW: screenreflections.com/sxsw-premier...

Hey hi, MONDAY 2.2.26 is the last day for your local comic shop to pre-order the first issue of IS TED OK? so I’m gonna share some pages and nice things people have said about it. Sound good? Please share if you feel like it. This book RIPS and I need everyone to buy a copy or two!

New film review by me up at Screen Reflections: screenreflections.com/private-live...

Comic writer extraordinaire @citizenmilton.com and I discuss the “franchise curse” plaguing contemporary popular entertainment. cathoderayzone.com/culture/are-...

Kathleen Kennedy was a wonderful custodian for Star Wars; she attracted brilliant talent, supervised several amazing projects, continued LucasFilm's tradition of innovation, & had the balls to massively course-correct, saving Rogue One & Solo. I fear her replacement will be someone far less skilled.

Download this image and shove it in her scowling privileged face everywhere she goes.

Rick Rubin should continue the AMERICAN album series originally featuring Johnny Cash to extend with Eddie Vedder on vocals. They could do an entire volume of Tom Petty songs to relaunch and it’d be incredible.

Digital rewards for Made in Delco have been sent out. If you read it, I’d love to know what you think. Physical copies should be here in a few weeks. Thanks to @hvon.bsky.social @wellsthomp.bsky.social & @batmanandsobbin.bsky.social for all their help. @comicbookyeti.com

I hope the No Kings folks organize a march on Washington on March 6th, Rob Reiner’s birthday. Meatheads unite.

Rob Reiner brought so much joy, wonder & laughter to the world. Meathead vs Archie, the Stand By Me kids, Misery's sledgehammer to the ankle, "You can't handle the truth," "I'll have what she's having," "My name is Inigo Montoya," & so many more. He lived a life turned to 11. He'll be sorely missed.

And here's my conversation with @citizenmilton.com about "franchises." #comics #scifi cathoderayzone.com/culture/are-...

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

Going to delete all of the video editor details on my resumé and replace it with this:

PSA: before you post that critique of Stranger Things claiming to have found a period-specific inaccuracy: consult a Gen-Xer. And they will tell you--

IS TED OK? is a WILD ride; entirely original yet resonates with the madness of contemporary life in ways I haven't seen any comics do near this well. If you put NETWORK, THEY LIVE, BLACK MIRROR in a blender, then snorted DMT with Grant Morrison, you'd be halfway to where IS TED OK? sends you.

MLB fans who want the system's problems "solved" by bottom-tier owners spending more are advocating for a business competition between billionaires. I'd rather see baseball outcomes decided on baseball fields, not on spreadsheets. Equitable talent distribution increases on-field competitiveness.

Stranger Things rewatch with my young Dachshunds. Discovering that season 4 sure does have a lot of doorbells and barking.

Chips Ahoy vs Keebler Soft Batch VHS vs Beta Leno vs Letterman America always makes the wrong choice

My Mount Rushmore of "never had a bad episode" TV shows: The Office (UK) Better Call Saul Late Night with David Letterman (NBC) The Joy of Painting

Ooh boy. Y'all gotta order this one. Dave is on fire with his books!

A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE flies by with such velocity when it ended I literally did a Sopranos-finale double-take thinking my TV had glitched or skipped ahead.

Found Max Scherzer's wallet

If he was still with us, he would've gone after The Riyadh Comedy Festival performers with a ferocity rivaling the corona of the sun

Fanbases deserve a WS: 1. Seattle 2. Cleveland Eff Ken Rosenthal: 3. Padres Various nostalgia: 4. Blue Jays 5. Reds Anti-NYY: 6. Red Sox Dislike but respect: 7. Phillies Indifferent: 8. Cubs Hate for Selig era still felt: 9. Brewers Hate Hinch: 10. Tigers Pure Evil: Dodgers/Yanks

The late night hosts should team up, Avengers style. Colbert, Kimmel, Stewart, Conan, and Letterman -- they'd all only have to work 1 day a week. Don't align with any broadcaster. Buy the Ed Sullivan theater, own the show, put it online.

Robert Redford could pivot from morose to incandescent in a fraction of a second via the smallest gesture. He knew how to deploy his charisma to serve film. As a director, he synthesized his experiences to guide several films with incredible cinematography & psychologically rich performances.

The way the tech sector used to work was creative/innovative people made something great then afterward the business douchebags ruined it, but now the d-bags insist on ruining from inception.

The good folks @ pages_and_panels have a splendid new article out today on my new graphic novel -- check it out! www.pages-and-panels.com/articles-and...

THE FULL TRIP - How To Make A Comic Book with @citizenmilton.com youtu.be/FSxsKPdOspc

Honored to be a guest on the "I Don't Understand" show - their inventive editing, eccentric humor, and relentless tangent-taking brings the interview format to a new level. Check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSxs...

Bring back CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM for a two-hour special and it's just people punching Cheryl Hines for two hours

Somewhere, there are machines working overnight to roll out CORREA #1 jerseys for the new City Connect design.

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Jay Leno: you chose to kiss the ass of G.E., ignore the growing polarization, and avoid the Iraq War…. those WERE political choices. You ARE a political comedian. And your politics is “whatever makes me rich, fuck everything else.” Bill Hicks saw right through you. And deep down, you know it too.

I just backed A Journey Into The Abyss: A Science Fantasy Graphic Novel on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/mat...

Running out of ways to promote A Journey into the Abyss so here’s a pic of my dog! She’s a good girl! Back A Journey into the Abyss in the link below! 👇

All due respect to Chris Rock, but, seems like Ozzy now owns the concept of the mic drop.

my next comic is now in pre-launch MACABRE VALLEY #1 (w) Me (a) Anna Readman (c) Brad Simpson (l) Becca Carey A grindhouse Texas horror comic, based on my time as a cub reporter covering night cops in McAllen, Texas...just with pulpy horror madness layered in www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...

ORSON WELLES: WARRIOR OF THE WORLDS is an incredibly fun read about the genius director's side-gig kicking alien butt. @citizenmilton.com and @erikwhalen.bsky.social pack the book with deep-cut Welles references. Pick up a copy at the River Oaks Theatre today before a 2:45 PM CITIZEN KANE screening.

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Houston! Come and see one of the greatest films ever made, hosted by @citizenmilton.com. This Sunday, Milton will be introducing CITIZEN KANE and signing copies of his new graphic novel ORSON WELLES: WARRIOR OF THE WORLDS. Encore added a week from today. www.theriveroakstheatre.com/movie/RiverO...

I discuss my new graphic novel, "Orson Welles: Warrior of the Worlds" with Dan from @cathoderayzone.bsky.social - we discuss genre, the overall frame of the story, and other aspects of the graphic novel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZhQ...

Just FYI! Because the virtual hang rewards went very quickly. I offered to add a couple more because I love this project so much. Very good people are doing very good work here. Take a look at all the rewards and the project itself. It's pretty special.