Olaf but synced with the drums from In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins

Ban April Fool’s jokes.

I’m excited for Lee Cronin’s new Mummy movie but somebody explain to me how it’s somehow longer than the already-bloated beyond repair THE MUMMY RETURNS?

I'm so proud of my bud Keaton for launching a new horror press. Check out Grave Empire if you love your books dark and depraved AF. www.graveempire.com

And we officially have an ISBN for my next graphic novel: 978-1-966037-68-2. More news soon!

Twin Peaks in the CARS universe... an interesting concept

And we officially have an ISBN for my next graphic novel: 978-1-966037-68-2. More news soon!

Happy to report it’s anytime in “Traxx” when people yell the name of the protagonist, Traxx. Didn’t know this movie existed until @robsaucedo.bsky.social screened it at the River Oaks Theatre tonight. Completely bonkers. No idea how it was greenlit. We used to be a proper country. Love it to pieces.

Featuring a brand new commentary track by me & @drewmcweeny.com! 🧟🫡🌴

Tonight! We're hooking up a VCR to our projectors at the River Oaks Theatre and screening a super secret mystery '80s action film on the big screen. Come and be entertained as I adjust the tracking on a screen far too large for VHS resolution. www.theriveroakstheatre.com

I’d like to see the percentage of film bros who bought the scorpion jacket who are now awaiting their fox cardigan to arrive. Anyway, PROJECT HAIL MARY is great. Go see PROJECT HAIL MARY.

Houston! Come celebrate the multifaceted whimsy of French cinema with screenings of DELICATESSEN and AMELIE today at the River Oaks Theatre. Two films, one filmmaker, two very different vibes. www.theriveroakstheatre.com

I am bringing back Graveyard Shift, the horror movie series I created in Houston 15 years ago, at the River Oaks Theatre next week. Come watch BRAINSCAN, THE DUNGEONMASTER, EXISTENZ, and NIGHTMARES on the big screen every Friday in April! www.theriveroakstheatre.com

ANDRÉ IS AN IDIOT is an incredible documentary about a man making peace with his impending death after he learns he has stage 4 colon cancer. As funny and sad as a warning signal you're ever going to receive, the film will hopefully serve as a long-lasting reminder to get regular colonoscopies.

Anyway 🤠

My favorite thing about PROJECT HAIL MARY and THE MARTIAN before it is that it casts the scientists in the hero role. In a world that too frequently teaches might makes right, I crave entertainment where salvation comes from problem solving.

I am bringing back Graveyard Shift, the horror movie series I created in Houston 15 years ago, at the River Oaks Theatre next week. Come watch BRAINSCAN, THE DUNGEONMASTER, EXISTENZ, and NIGHTMARES on the big screen every Friday in April! www.theriveroakstheatre.com

More scoop about FANGORIA Comics' horror anthology Issue 0. The first comic legend we're announcing is FERAL's Tony Fleecs, and the rest of the names are just as major! It's a big day for us, and I'm so proud and thankful. www.fangoria.com/fangoria-hor...

I cannot wait for this reboot, but whoever's job it is to come up with names as iconic as Mulder and Scully for these new leads has their work cut out for them. deadline.com/2026/03/hime...

Well, I, for one, am excited for the return of David Robert Mitchell - especially for a movie that looks like it'll finally answer that long asked question: "What if POLTERGEIST, but with dinosaurs?"

I read and enjoyed DARK AGES (by Tom Taylor, Iban Coello, and team). A magical EMP destroys all technology in the Marvel Universe, utopia ensues? It's fun, but also a great time capsule of the characters who were at the forefront of Marvel just five years ago and have now seemingly disappeared.

I keep waiting for NECA to make a Monstrex toy and NECA keeps letting me down. I'm glad to see Magic The Gathering knows greatness when it sees it.

I didn’t realize the White House had hired Joel Kinnaman’s character from FOR ALL MANKIND as their new social media intern.

Want to feel old? All the teenagers who used to email Rockstar Games asking why you can't shoot dogs in Grand Theft Auto now work for the federal government

We’ve been playing Jack Nitzsche’s score for STARMAN during the preshow at the theater this week, in honor of PROJECT HAIL MARY and I’m going to be lowkey bummed when it’s time to change it out. I love this soundtrack so much.

I just learned that the captcha tests on Google that ask you to pick pictures with bikes or traffic lights or busses are feeding the AI that powers Waymo. Seems obvious in retrospect, but my mind was still blown.

This week marks 15 years of working in film exhibition. It's a job I never thought I'd have, let alone keep doing for over a third of my life. In honor, I wrote up 15 things I've learned during my time in movie theaters. robsaucedo.substack.com/p/so-you-wan...

This week marks 15 years of working in film exhibition. It's a job I never thought I'd have, let alone keep doing for over a third of my life. In honor, I wrote up 15 things I've learned during my time in movie theaters. robsaucedo.substack.com/p/so-you-wan...

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

Incredible scene: Travelers wait on hours-long security line at George Bush International Airport in Houston while Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” blasts through the speakers. (video shared directly with me)

I hope the MOANA live-action remake accomplishes whatever Dwayne Johnson hopes it will accomplish for his vanity, pride, wallet, whatever.

Today was a good day.

It was Lola’s eleventh birthday today. She celebrated by continuing to put up with her extra pet parents.

Watching A GOOFY MOVIE a few months after burying your dad hits a little differently, I’ll tell you what.

April at the River Oaks Theatre is going to be a wild time, if I do say so myself. See the full line-up at theriveroakstheatre.com.

Great, now they are making the Bluetooth speakers sexy.

April at the River Oaks Theatre is going to be a wild time, if I do say so myself. See the full line-up at theriveroakstheatre.com.

Living in College Station in the early '00s meant there was a whisper network of rumors whenever Chuck Norris was spotted eating ice cream in town or taking his grandkids bowling.

Officially going to the Overlook Film Festival next month! I can’t wait - this will be my first film festival in two years.

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

I hadn't even noticed in the credits on that DUNE 3 trailer that it is co-written by Brian K. Vaughan. More BKV-written movies, please. They don't even need to have sandworms in them, though I'll never say no to a sandworm.

Hiring Michaela Coel to write and direct a BLOODSPORT reboot feels like a middle finger to Donald Trump, whose favorite film is famously the JCVD original, and I love it.

The new Spider-Man movie looks like it perfectly captures the experience of reading four different monthly Spider-Man titles in the '90s - four different plotlines, splash pages at every turn, a real curiosity for when Peter Parker has time to take a shit between all the action. Can't wait.

Psst… Houston - ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, SINNERS and HAMNET are all playing at the River Oaks Theatre through Wednesday.

fuck OFFFFFFFFF It may not have been the absolute sweep I wanted for it but it’s still one of the most critically and commercially successful and highly awarded films of all time, please eat shit with this take!!!

When I knew I’d have to step down from programming Graveyard Shift, the long running horror movie series I created, I declined a dude who wanted to take it over due to his vibe (constantly talking about women’s bodies, talking during screenings, just generally being a creep).

TONIGHT!