Tech companies are like UPDATE: we’ve decided to make everything waaayyy worse

this is a masterpiece

he’s thinking about kissing his son

BREAKING: Lizard man who lays nasty pus filled eggs obsessed with teenagers sperm

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dump

WE WILL HAVE THE TANNEST, SICKEST, MOST DEPRESSED CHILDREN

if this was the met gala i would watch

“Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don Julio as the bottle girl feigned interest in his long, rambling story.

guys please stop

Toot toot! Simon Helberg talks all about his new show “The Audacity” on AMC! Then Johhhana Goines is back, talking about signs, milk, concrete, and her other side hustles. And train conductor Mr. Toots warns of impending doom on Kushtopia!! 🎧 Ad-free on CBBWORLD.com

no way. this guy??

The perfect story to come up when they’re doing a Kayla Dickie retrospective on @cbbworld.bsky.social. @scottaukerman.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social

will now be telling people i’m 2.81 Dachshunds nose to tail tall

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

Happy Easter!

okay but the easter bunny costumes are absolutely terrifying

I'd like to think this is a alternative universe where Randy is from Aurora and not Joliet. @cbbworld.bsky.social @timbaltz.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social

this is art

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The shipper... (takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose) The shipper chose DHL. (unable to look you in the eye) We don't know when your package will arrive. We may never know.

i don’t want to brag but mosquitoes are obsessed with me and my body

Trump should send ICE to iran to accomplish whatever the hell he’s doing over there

BREAKING: Man who lies is lying again

guys don’t worry the plan for the war is “vibes”

Making the dinner announcement at Davos

why can’t this guy just jack off in his robot to war crimes on youtube and go awayyyyyy

"A woman who claims she was abused as a minor by both Epstein and Trump has given the FBI vivid accounts that include aspects of her life corroborated by the The Post and Courier through public records ... she claimed Trump forced her to commit a sex act on him sometime around 1984."

kristi niem packing up her desk

ALL TRAITORS!!!!!!!

“I heard the officer say ‘that ain’t shit’.” NASHVILLE — ICE shatter a car window in front of a newborn, refuse to look at man’s license & work visa… drag him out of his car, hit him, mock him for being Guatemalan (he’s from Mexico), laugh when he begs to say goodbye.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

ok its time for the feelings post: folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...

i love my son

never met a libertarian who wasn’t a white guy that loves to argue

i saw him once in person and he looks like he was made at madame Tussaud's

yeah ladies, please smile more while you talk about Epstein

“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”

yeah lets ban whistles before the world cup

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

Here's a regular white guy (literally "Chad") not a protester. because, "It seemed pointless, or just a way for people to expiate their sense of guilt." Chad witnessed something shattering. And, that all changed in a moment. Excellent article!

I cannot imagine the devastation this family is experiencing today. This statement is powerful and must be read.

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

nazi with pedo boss says he's great with kids

There is evil and then there is this

on February 20th, take a trip to the only place where the law means less than it does in present day America

This is Liam Ramos. The five year old that ICE took from a Minneapolis school and sent BY HIMSELF WITHOUT HIS FAMILY to a detention facility in Texas. There are monsters among us and they are wearing masks, carrying guns, and work for the US government.

This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING wat CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...