This is exactly the shit that Pritzker’s goons did in Illinois at broadview

I may have eaten human flesh in Michigan today

RIGHT NOW: NJ state troopers with riot gear are forcing protesters supporting the hunger strikers of Delaney Hall and media ppl down the street. They’re firing flashbang grenades at the ground to force people to disperse, per the @statuscoupnews.bsky.social livestream www.youtube.com/live/yTlpCYk...

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

“I was filming video of my road trip with my Meta Oakleys and all of a sudden I’m seeing the POV of someone throwing up their first beer in the bathroom of a New England prep school—it’s a good thing I wasn’t driving at the time or it could have been dangerous,” said user Melanie Henderson

Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump: www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Louder for the fans who love baseball in the back: "Billionaire owners are not seeking to cap their profits or asset values, only player salaries."

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

This guy terrorized our city, now appears on Alex Jones' two-bit closet Twitter podcast, and is responsible for several deaths of American citizens and injuries of countless others. Justice starts with him in jail.

subtle.

GREG IP: “.. Adjusted for inflation, hourly wages are up 3% since the end of 2019 while profits are up 50%. That, in a nutshell, explains the chasm between an ebullient stock market and anxious public.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...

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ICE is targeting journalists at Delaney Hall. They’re hitting photographers, breaking fingers and smashing off lenses.

Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now?

I wonder if Scott and Paul refer to themselves as The Beef Boiz while they are on tour? #ChicagoTheatre #BeefBoiz @cbbworld.bsky.social

I just can’t anymore. Needless wars, people starving, jobs disappearing, and these STUPID FUCKS are full on speedrunning Court of the Sun King into the French Revolution.

Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.

The DNC being excessively rude online to Trump’s White House policy architect would hit harder if it were coupled with the party’s full stop blockade of voting for his appointees

I've been warning about this moment for two decades over at Techdirt The U.S. is too corrupt to regulate data brokers (and their exploitation and sale of location data) and the check has come due

Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

The White Sox are currently over .500 and I would like to think this is why....

They will need to appropriate minimum several hundred million dollars just to get the white house back to some kind of normality and sweep it for hidden cameras and listening devices and the media will cover the expense as their first scandal

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

C-3PO!

Let the @cbbworld.bsky.social Ground Beefing begin at the Barrymore Theatre in Madison!

“Hey kids, it’s Dad, I’ve just been crashing out hard and need a few bumps of K to get me to the end of the week if you have any hookups,” wrote Elon Musk, who was said to be pale and shaking as he frantically typed out the requests to his children

The same Trump-appointee who fucked with the Broadview 6 grand jury is the one going after E. Jean Carroll.

An early shout out to @brettmorris.bsky.social. It’s unbelievable we already have two live eps in the tour feed. The tour just started!! Neck beefing speed.

this is incredible

Had a tonne of fun at the "first start" of @cbbworld.bsky.social's Ground Beefing Tour here in Toronto! @pftompkins.bsky.social's debut as Little Caesar was definitely one of many highlights and I had to draw him! #ComedyBangBang #GroundBeefingTour #Comedy #Improv #PizzaPizza

Funny story: 13 is the same number of service members who died in the pullout from Afghanistan, for which Biden received brutal bipartisan media coverage for months

“Is trump racist” is an actual debate people have

Did not disappoint—The Threedom Gang (@scottaukerman.bsky.social , @pftompkins.bsky.social, 🫶Lauren Lapkus🫶) under one roof. Only my favorite podcast of all time and I’d never seen them all together live! Special s/o to Scott for a well-timed “Fuck ICE!” during the show ✊

This is how it's done.

Just use the F slur already this is taking all day.

The State Dept has an office named for a far right European plan to kick out migrants. But they really really really don't want to talk about it!! www.wired.com/story/the-st...

“The only minority destroying America is the billionaires.” - James Talarico

Counterterror czar Gorka says: "We're gonna label terrorists as terrorists, whether it's cartels, whether it's jihadis, or whether it's sadly the le — the Americans who are left wing, who are radical, and because they subscribe to some anarchic, anti-fascist, or radically pro-transgender ideology"

People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.

Home plate umpire Emil Jimenez has been ABS challenged on six ball-strike calls. He was wrong all six times. It's the sixth inning.

Circumcision Tylenol

Home Depot is understaffing their stores (the same as CVS) and that's why they do this. Starbucks closed unionized stores in Santa Monica and Brentwood and blamed crime. Big corps send pressers to newspapers who copy and paste them into the CMS and do zero original reporting. Ask me how I know

What if taxing the rich works?

Breaking WaPo: The Trump admin is planning to roll out government-wide NDAs that would bar federal workers from sharing a wide array of "confidential government information," according to a draft notice posted to the Federal Register by the U.S. Office of Personnel Management.

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

WIRED got a copy of a New York Intelligence and Counterterrorism Bureau report that has a curious term for opposition to AI development and data centers: "anti-tech violent extremist activity." Great reporting here on how law enforcement is tracking big tech opponents www.wired.com/story/us-law...

This would be an absurd statement except for the fact that a) it’s completely true and he knows it, and b) the Dems will continue to fund his country and it’s genocidal war machine with no strings attached.

draft kings commemorating memorial day by making a direct appeal to veterans to use their betting app makes me want to crawl out of my skin

Other countries should boycott the World Cup in the US, honestly. This is absurd.