Launch day for my new book! My goal is to beat the sales of my first book: 35. It’s low enough for me to genuinely mean it when I say I appreciate each and every one of you that grabs a copy 🙏 🔗 a.co/d/iBfDCE7

New Year’s needs a Grinch character

Wow 🦇

The level of effort to make an AI video of someone helping a stranger buy groceries can’t be that much different than helping an actual stranger buy groceries.

For shits and giggles: THE STUDIO: Attack of the Pascalitos When Pedro Pascal takes a meeting at Continental Studios, Matt and the gang must escape a horde of his unhinged stans when they take over the building. #screenpit

COUPLE WORLD: In 2055, in a U.S. society obsessed with love and soulmates, ANA is faced with a breakup on the eve of her 30th birthday, and she now only has 14 days to find true love before she turns invisible. #RoCo #screenpit #SciFi Final Draft QF

Paperback dropped early. Surprise launch day for physical media lovers. 🎉 Placing my proof copy next to my fav coffee table books, trying to get the @cbbworld.bsky.social bump through close proximity. 🔗 a.co/d/hoQWZ17

I didn’t remember Jess’ alarm bit happened in the lil hulk segment and when it came back to me I died all over again.

Paperback dropped early. Surprise launch day for physical media lovers. 🎉 Placing my proof copy next to my fav coffee table books, trying to get the @cbbworld.bsky.social bump through close proximity. 🔗 a.co/d/hoQWZ17

Kumail remains one of the few comedians my wife and I agree on. Loved the new special, @kumail.bsky.social 💜

If you’re not familiar with The Neighborhood Listen podcast, we improvise in character based on Nextdoor posts but also sometimes we do watchalongs to five minutes of a movie. This one got away from us. Thanks to listener “T. Asimuth Schwitters” for putting this together

My favorite genre of book is oral history of a specific comedy scene where tons of famous people came through but everyone agrees this one person no one has heard of was the funniest comic.

After college my friends and I would meet at a bar each week to pitch ideas. Usually comedy bits. Sometimes vague topics like “heist business.” Like most ideas in bars, “heist business” didn’t go anywhere. But now in the future, I wrote about what might have happened if we tried. a.co/d/e4baXvV

My 7 year old daughter is crushing on the board already. 💅 🤙

Picking up new hobbies at 39.* (*mid life crisis unlocked)

Gather the family around the fireplace as @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social count down numbers 10 through 7 of the best CBB episodes of 2025 as voted on by you, the listeners!! Available everywhere and ad-free at CBBWorld.com 🎧

just paid taxes. Pls buy some books 😭

Think school isn’t important? The total value in a spreadsheet at work came to $1,066 and I yelled out “that’s the year of the Battle of Hastings!” And if that’s not important, I don’t know what is.

Pretty good start (and maybe peak) for the pre-order! I hope the “heist crime” readers are ready to read something silly. 🔗 The Bungled Heist a.co/d/0fNvHCk

🎶 It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year 🎶 Scott and Paul count down YOUR numbers 14 through 11 of the best episodes of 2025!

Bad news for all the OVER bets on the Cantina theme this year for the CBB Best Ofs. 😆

I don’t even know what this take means. Like, nobody today makes you laugh? no one? Only two of the best to ever do it and nobody since? I have to guess they watched one Matt Rife special and assumed that’s who everyone is?

All Christmas movies should be available to stream in December. What do you mean I can’t watch Bad Moms Christmas?

The “please stand by” when they break gets me every time.

It’s so much easier to say “I need to go wrap your presents” than having to explain where you’re going for two hours when the children believe Santa does all the work. 🎁

Everyone gets a go bag for Christmas until the signs of the apocalypse stop being a daily occurrence.

Available for pre-order on Kindle with a paperback on the way?! Self-publishing is a wild ride. Pre-order your copy. It’s funny, and probably should be made into a feature: a.co/d/7iMNcL5

I've read 40 peer scripts this year and I must say it was definitely the year of the comedy. So many great scripts, so I'm going to share my very favorites in a 🧵

The special was good, obviously.

Intriguing idea

Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!

So pumped to watch Aparna’s special on @dropout.tv tonight. When I used to pretend to be a comedian in DC, Aparna was always the comic to see at the showcases and open mics.

Ok, fine…2026. #scriptsky #booksky

Coming in at 2 hours and 19 minutes…it’s the 2025 Holiday Spectacular!! Ring in the holidays with co-host Jason Mantzoukas, RFK Jr., Krendall, Austin & Tony, Soupsa Claus, Ho Ho the Elf, and an automated call from DeLuca’s Chophouse! Happy holidays from CBB! 🎄

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

Opened up Reddit for some casual scrolling and there’s a Rob Reiner (unconfirmed) TMZ report?! 🙏

I might actually get this thing published in 2025. 🍻 rewrote the sneak peek because my editor (my mom) was like “maybe get to the story”

Disney is the one paying the $1B?! For this?!

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Anyone have interest/capacity in giving a read to a short story I just finished? Wrote it over many years like it was a novel 😆 5500 words. Light, hopefully funny.

I miss this version of IFC. CBB Birthday Boys Portlandia Maron Doc Now Brockmire Bunk Spoils Sherman’s Garfunkel & Oats

I liked a couple of posts about MY grandma turning 102 (happy birthday!! 🎉)…and now Facebook is putting random 100 year olds in my feed. The algorithm could have said: he likes his family, more posts from family! …instead of “send him all the olds!”

Help, I can’t stop doing @devinfield.bsky.social doing (tiny) David Lynch. @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social

Big fan.

110 episodes. Your favorite always on, slightly off sketch show could never.

Update: not selected for…anything I guess lol. On to the next one. #scriptsky

My main writing goal in 2025 was actually to read more. Shout out to @juliapearlstein.bsky.social @davidwalesnm.bsky.social and @grahamification.bsky.social for the fun reads this past month. 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 #scriptsky

Got a little writing done today and it felt great. About four more chapters needed to wrap up my first short story. 🙏 Sneak peek available 👀 iamchristodd.com/humor/heist-...

I’m eating the leftovers at whichever temperature it is after two rounds in the microwave.

Starting your holiday shopping? Check this thread for independent artists to get amazing things from! Let's support each other, not billionaires!