Having no context before seeing this photo I really thought he had keeled over and we were looking at his ghost standing at the desk. 👻

After much deliberation and so many graphs and spreadsheets I am finally ready to say that I identify with Bob Belcher more than any other fictional character in history.

My Instagram feed is nothing but ICE being cowards and Sabrina Carpenter Halloween performance videos. It’s a real weird rollercoaster of emotions.

To the lady waiting behind me at the Pokemon vending machine, I swear I’m one of the good ones! I didn’t clock that you were waiting to check the machine too, as I loaded up on ETB’s! You were so far away! If it helps, I’m a complete degenerate and rip open everything. No one has the time to scalp!

Sometimes I legitimately wonder if I’m the only person who knows how to use the self-checkout.

WOOOO! Multi-Eisner-Award-Winner MITCH F’IN GERADS is backing Heroes & Zeros! You should definitely be like Mitch! #comics #indiecomics #crowdfunding

I just backed this, BAYBEEEE! Don't miss out! Check out Heroes & Zeros #1-2: We Could Be Heroes by @ezaesq.bsky.social on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/eza...

The new Ai song transition feature on Apple Music is the TV Motion Smoothing Of the audio world.

The problem with writing for yourself is you’ll be the least kind writer to your artist.

One billionaire orphan gets it. My work being used as a legitimate force for good makes me happier than you know. Thank you @thepositivefan.bsky.social ! ❌ 👑

We’ve had Tiki, the bearded dragon, for a little over a year now and today is the first time I’ve ever seen him drink water.

The PEACEMAKER finale hit me like a ton of bricks! JFC. Well done, @jamesgunn.bsky.social!

I went to NYCC and told @tomking.bsky.social & @mitchgerads.bsky.social that I loved their Mister Miracle run so much I got it tattooed! #nycc #comicsky

Don’t believe him. We’re MONSTERS!

Deeply uncool? Was there a Johnathan Cash who went to your school or something? Because there’s no way we can be thinking of the same person.

The Oregon National Guard general says if they were to be deployed, they would be instructed under his leadership to protect the protesters and not ICE

For a long time, I was a “Put Joker on the shelf” person. But I realize Joker should never be on a shelf. He should only be given to writers and artists who take him to the extremes of any direction. King and Gerads “The Winning Card” is pure Joker. @mitchgerads.bsky.social draws Joker as horror.

ComicSketchArt told me to add my own music. 🤣 See you this week at #NYCC! @newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social

After listening to Taylor Swift’s TLOASG approximately 1 bajillion million times I can say with confidence this album is 11/10.

Each day the news is more horrible than the last. Even conservatives should have reached a limit by now.

THIS ALBUM IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Trump wraps up a speech to military leaders that represented a major escalation of his effort to weaponize the armed forces into a tool he can use to violently quash domestic dissent. Hard to imagine how anyone with a shred of dignity can keep serving after this, which of course is the point.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Canned mushrooms are better than fresh mushrooms. THERE I SAID IT, SPEAKING MY TRUTH!

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Ugh, I just can’t. 🇺🇸

I think the rapture already took place and no one made the cut.

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The new philosophical question for our children’s futures will be “If you could travel back in time and kill baby Ai, would you?”

This Kimmel thing is so much bigger than you think. America is not dying, it’s flat-lined.

Today I turn 44 years old and my favorite thing is my two brothers reminding me that I crash landed here from my home planet of “Dorktron”

Of all the contemporary pop stars. I feel like this is the perfect choice. Ms. Piggy is absolutely going to try and blow her up with dynamite.

Good thing we’re almost at the end of year 4 of this bullshit, amirite? — right? RIGHT????

The last issue of Peacemaker Presents came out last week. Had tons of fun working on this one!

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of all of the cable segments I am not going to watch, this is the one I am not going to watch the most

HOW is this kid 8 years old today???? 😭 Happy Birthday, West Allen! The coolest kid I know!

Still my favorite con achievement!

Art.

Batman by @mitchgerads.bsky.social

Alternate headline: Johnson Lied.

Lecture du jour ! 🃏

Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

David Corenswet and Nicholas Hoult have shared new artwork for the ‘SUPERMAN’ sequel ‘MAN OF TOMORROW’ In theaters on July 9, 2027.

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