EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

"Relentlessly lethal" is the kind of phrase you get from asking ChatGPT to "keep making [the letter] braver"

"we went proactively in a defensive way" is this generation's "known unknowns and unknown unknowns"

new levels of Ike LARPING

The next time a conservative critic tells you about bureaucratic accretion in higher ed, remind them that TX A&M's board instituted a policy that required the university to review the content 5,400 courses that in many cases required 3 and 4-levels of administrative review.

Wall to wall coverage if this happened under Biden. Sad!

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

I wanted to be ruled by the bear from Annihilation, it was actually a goal of mine

You'll never guess which schools lobbied against the free community college provision in Sanders-Jayapal

Who needs reporters

See also: "[city] is a hellhole murderopolis"

The same way you don't want people bombing you and your loved ones is the same exact thing that other people feel where they live.

It's wild how the jobs you work, even many years prior, condition you for years later. For example, I assume most of the people I meet have borderline personality disorder.

Van Jones is the Tulsi Gabbard of Shaun Kings

People who know more about the counseling profession than I do: what is our opinion of The Chicago School as a source of professional training?

People who say Kylo Ren can't be forgiven because they slapped a bogan are the same people who simp for these folks.

The global decline in test scores since ~2012 is highly correlated with smartphone penetration www.generationtechblog.com/p/phones-at-...

This is the deal with the so-called air fryers too. Basically cooking your food inside a running shoe.

a thing that doesn't really get enough discussion about platner is that, even if you assume the latter here is true (and i do), it's going to make him strongly susceptible to malign influences if he gets elected to the senate; the framework to think about him isn't fetterman, it's gabbard

Lip dipping below his chin like

In the opening scene of dystopia sci fi thriller Jonny mnemonic he doubles his memory capacity to a whopping 160 GB

We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.

Yes they really sincerely believe they're raising gifted, precocious children. This colors everything from how they think about "personas" (which may or may not exist) to who they hire to what contracts they seek

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

new york times when they have to report the results of this poll

My FYP is largely older Mexican and Chinese women cooking and it's very beautiful but I do worry about all the beat-up nonstick cookware

Great thread. To be clear, just about every single component of the humanitarian system that we will likely need in the coming weeks is currently broken.

It’s not too late act.dsausa.org/s/4536.Xd0xHm

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

And that's a black curtain in front of the hot salmon tray at the Mar a lago buffet

Gaza, south Lebanon, the West Bank, southwest Syria, this is the model that Israel wants across MENA: weak, permanently unstable, incapable of infrastructural reconstruction or administrative cohesion.

I think states will regret weakening the taboo on heads of states not being targets during war

Those school girls were soldiers and therefore deserved to be obliterated by a US/Israeli bomb, but also they're not dead but also it'd be good if they were dead

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When we say no war but class war we mean that no one in Iran is poisoning our water or stealing our wages or kidnapping our neighbors. And the people who are? They're spending our money on killing Iranians

they blew up a bunch of girls and called it "Operation Epic Fury." I can't say in public what I think should be done about this

Jesus Christ they're running the war from Mar-a-Lago www.reuters.com/world/us/top...

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

Compare this with Schumer

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

Anyone who thought maga was anti war is obviously an idiot. But I admit the contrast is harder to see when the see called opposition can't simply say "no war" even after the shooting starts.

7. Girls' school hit (reportedly 40 to 53 killed) 27.10989, 57.084759

Taking a few billion dollars from dude might not advance the Build Skynet project

So there's been some discussion about budgets and program cuts and I thought it might be helpful to shed light on a few things. Yes, budgets are moral documents, but as any moral community, universities are complex 🧵

Once again: A) This would be handing two of Hollywood's only remaining studios to a right-wing Trump ally and his "Dad said I could have it!" son, who B) has not begun to prove that he can successfully run one studio, let alone two. An utter disaster, although in fairness, that is Zaslav's brand.

The Fetterman particles are streaming off of Platner. Shrek 2 situation.

It's so funny that everyone around him hates mamdani but they know the king doesn't and so they're probably avoiding calling him an islamofascist infidel communist

My book goes to Congress🥰! Rep. Desaulnier recently quoted The AI Con in the US House subcommittee on Health, Employment, Labor, and Pensions. This is why "AI" will make our jobs worse. (with @emilymbender.bsky.social)

Give me your racists, your gormless / your talentless hacks yearning to post