Surprise! This is really why I'm building a pumpkin head

Had dream I needed to catch a bus to get home and as I was a block away, the one I needed to get on pulled up. I started to run to catch it but pulled away. I was so stunned at myself for actually full-out running I thought "wow. I guess piggy CAN run" And then I woke myself up laughing

Look at this majestic beast

Need an AI but only for going back and deleting posts that reveal too much once I’ve forgotten about them

Today someone asked me if I wore this polka dot dress in honor of "the lady in polka dot from yesterday." I had not seen the footage of this badass woman yet but if you ask me now YES I wore this to honor her 👑

Real Marie Antoinette energy on the eve of food benefits running out...

It feels profoundly insane to be an empathetic person right now. I want to protect EVERYONE but I simply cannot.

What's it like inside your head?

Losing my mind over both of these contestants guessing a number with a zero in it in Final Jeopardy! #Jeopardy #NoSpoilers

We watched this on a whim the other night. It's a really fun horror/comedy!

The people across the street from us have this guy in their front yard and it is constantly going off. Guess who's NOT getting cake next time I bake.

Went to Walgreens to get my flu and COVID vaccines but they wouldn't/couldn't do it because their internet is down. Everything's computer.

I've made a little progress

Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/

My next school bill is due next week so I put stickers on sale to help bump the income: catrocketship.etsy.com

CBB World is so stacked. So much fun!!!

buying prints: so fun woop woop buying frames for the prints: what is this. what the fuck

The only Christopher I celebrate is Guest

If I started my own social media website I'd make the like button get progressively bigger each time you replied to someone without liking their post.

I built this pumpkin spice Bundt cake with cinnamon cream cheese frosting. Today I took some to the neighbors. One neighbor has adorable puppies who I got to love on and the other works for Frito Lay and sent me home with chips, salsa and cheese dip. May keep this up all winter to fight SAD

These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.

Your pets when you fold the laundry.

If I've learned anything from Lolita and Night of the Hunter, it's that Shelley Winters is always getting into some bullshit bc of a man. #TCMParty

Normally I am fine (if even a little relieved) when someone cancels plans but I was really looking forward to a thing today that can't happen now and I'm sad! What is happening? Feeling my feelings?? In this economy!?

One Battle After Another

“They’re comin’, Jim” (meaning women from Des Moines, to the CR show)

Brooms should not be able to unscrew from the handle while sweeping. Whoever invented this should be hit with one.

Little Fang-kie Frazier

Teefs.

John Alcorn (1969) #Autumn

@kcci.bsky.social This "reporting" is hot garbage. You should be embarrassed www.kcci.com/article/des-...

i had this random idea the other day and today i made it! carefax. a form you can fill out to help your friends, partners, lovers, and community show up for you, and you for them. i’m working on a fillable template, but i wanted to see if people liked the concept and thought i should add anything

The horror!!! (Of bad grammar)

I'm baby

I just thought to myself "I wish I was sick so I could stay home and do nothing" I have vacation and sick time!! I don't need to actually be sick to stay home and do nothing but the productivity brainwashing I grew up with still has a grip 😞

Des Moines friends, there is a fun event for a good cause at the Garden tonight

It's October and I don't want to have to cook all week so

how do we survive until then this lifetime, this year, this week today what do you need? what are you hungry for? what do you have to give? can you plant flowers and take 21 steps to enjoy your tea and stop, whenever you get a chance, to remember that you are alive and life is rare and magic

hi. i want you to know I believe that we will win. that those of us who believe in kindness and justice and bodily autonomy and freedom—freedom to do as you want without hurting people. those of us who believe in people, community, no borders, no cops, no wars. love. each other. the future.

they need these for brain use

Dave @oldcrow-66.bsky.social and I celebrated our 5th anniversary today. We've been through some big scary things together but thankfully, the happy joyous moments outnumber and outweigh them all. Grateful to have a weird guy to be weird with. 💜

How I feel when I get to hang out with @emmeline.bsky.social

Had a dream I met Larry David and told him "I know you don't like fat women, but I fuck good." We had a good run together but I think it's time to retire this old brain

Asked Dave "who's that guy with the neck I hate?" Finally figured out it was John Cena and then Dave corrected me "you don't hate his neck, you hate his arms"

Saw some great short films with @therachel.bsky.social tonight. I'm so glad The Varsity exists. The best place to hear insightful critiques like "what was the point of that?" from our city's elder cinemaphiles

Don’t take your phones to town son Leave your phones at home Bill Don’t take your phones to town …

Bob Ducca back on CBB doing a list

@therachel.bsky.social did you know this!?

Now you know.

living through 2025 and having to wake up, go to work, handle responsibilities etc feels like this