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Did you guys know I was born at 11:11am? I think that makes me like, more special than everyone else?

I’m considering watching the 1996 Ellen DeGeneres film “Mr. Wrong” - I have never seen it and I just simply can’t imagine what it will be like. I feel a sick need to know….

I feel good about year of the horse! I have always loved horses, had horse posters on my wall as a kid. My gf always makes me tell people the story about when I was 11 & my best friend was a horse (I’ll expand sometime). And her poem I love about me involves horses. Let’s go 🐴

Bette Midler covering Beast of Burden on Johnny Carson in 1983 🤩🎶👸🏼😲💞👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Enrico Colantoni in Monk…mr Keith Mars…mr Elliot from Just Shoot Me….always a pleasure. Also I think that Ed Harris type hairstyle he has with the sides and back and bald on top is hot and men should bring it back

I wonder if Jamie Durie felt a shift in the atmosphere with hundreds of men suddenly thirsting after him

We are watching the great pottery throw down and they’ve been asked to make a soup bowl with their “ideal cozy winter night” and we meet one guy and his wife and two kids in their house and then he says his bowl is going to be about gaming with his friends

When Woke takes over we are going to institute a code where it’s compulsory to included homosexuality in all movies. it’s called the Haaaaaayyyyyyys Code. Or the Gays Code. We haven’t settled on a name yet

I’m watching monk and every 2000s tv show was required by law to have deranged fatphobia

We have to give it up for the man he’s been hot at every stage of life

A beautiful Australian dessert many will never experience

Yesterday I got a microwave type meal on the train and the corner of the plastic had broken unbeknownst to me and as it was handed over it poured scalding hot bolognese sauce over my leg and pants. It’s taken me 24 hours to talk about but I had to admit it

Just posted this in an Instagram grid and Jacob couldn’t fit in the frame sorry bro 😭

to people who dont know much about Jafar Panahi, i recommend watching It Was Just An Accident, and then reading up about his life and what he has endured in order to create his films. he is an inspirational artist, and the movie is also great on its own terms

Jamie Durie aura insane

I need to follow more mutuals on here on Letterboxd - follow me or tell me your name on there. Also if I don’t follow you and you think I would like your movie opinions

The Brisbane Brontes

Twitter down thank god I need to be kicked off

If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP

I care more about the belcher family than some of my own relatives

Imagine someone who eats pussy like Michael Rapaport eats dinner

I really want to be making funny one liners and snappy reviews about movies on Letterboxd but unfortunately I don’t have self control and need to put in some thoughts also

The Pitt should have a meta character next season that has been driven insane by a tv show and can’t stop posting bizarrely about it

I took these piccies at the cemetery from here 💗

Watching Summer House, Kyle and Amanda despise each other so much it’s wild

New poem by my gf Freya Daly Sadgrove

I wrote about Margot and Jacob being from qld hehe t.co/vBebZHSmk7

We’re at the Canberra arboretum looking at the bonsai 🥰

Marty Supreme is a little shit

there's a scene in the housemaid where sydney sweeney picks up an empty gravy boat and says 'a gravy boat, i fucken love gravy, i didnt know they made these' then how did you know it was a gravy boat ????????? putting this on imdb

emerald fennell stop writing your own screenplays challenge

Chris Fleming special announced, Sandra Bernhard on White Lotus announced, new Muna song, Doechii is a lesbian….what a day for the queers and homos

Took some piccies from the train to Canberra

I hate that podcasts are video now. They should be for funny and interesting little freaks who don’t have to be hot and dressed well

Very sad news, a lovely man and a big loss

Oh realised he’s played by Garry Marshall

Never forget the man who made the moka pot popular had his ashes put in a big one

Me staring at my girlfriend when im making her listen to Willie Nelson songs to see if she’s listening properly

There’s a ITYSL character on this episode of Monk who is sitting next to him on a plane and keeps talking about being a phone extension cord salesman. The company gave him a silver lighter for selling 1000 miles of extension cord

Why the hell did I become a writer. What a dumb ass. If anyone goes back in time to kill baby hitler can you stop off and quickly tell me not to do that. Pleeeeeasssssseee it won’t take long

Lmao

watched Paula Pell be brilliant in Dying for Sex and had to see this again b

Just saw M3gan 2.0 advertised and thought it was a movie called Meganzo

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Going to be in Canberra next week and haven’t been much, and my gf has never been. Where can we go to see kangaroos and other wildlife. Where should we eat. Tell me your secrets

Margot Robbie has officially seen and laughed at my tweet, time to retire

I’m Shannon Noll let me back into the crazy horse

Did you know mr guillotine was opposed to the death penalty & proposed it as a less gruesome way to kill? Also he meant it as an equaliser, only nobility got to be quickly beheaded. Unforch it just made it quicker so they did more & most people killed were normal people, oops. Poor mr g

Garol from Broad City lookalike competition in Central Park tomorrow! Bring your own yoghurt