Also imagine paying to go along and laugh and clap like a seal at someone who is treating you like a fucking idiot

Ricky Gervais has a new special out and I watched 10 minutes and it’s exactly the same tired lazy shit as usual

I just asked my girlfriend if she wants to see If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and she said “yeah I do! I want to see our friend” and she meant rose byrne (we love her) (we dont know her)

its only 22 degrees today its not even that hot yet i got burned in the sun in about 2 minutes. i am not meant for this. i am meant to be harvesting potatoes in miserable weather somewhere. i have the fat stores to get through a meagre crop

“asked chat gpt" well did it tell you i am going to kill you

omgggg people in movies are so dumb...i would never do that

look at this specimen at my brothers today. having a sun soak

In 2025 i went on SSRIs and finally got out of a year long anxiety attack, went viral, and Emma Thompson read my headline in a Paris Paloma song. I also partially degloved my toe 😇

And some of my fave colour snaps from the year 📷

i love taking pictures.....observing this world....my precious hobby...

what are the best/most interesting/good articles of the year, longreads especially? tell me!!!!!!!!!!

Some of my fave b&w piccies I’ve taken this year

cinemas should start doing Quiet Sessions for movies where everyone who buys a ticket agrees we are all going to be polite and act like adults and shut the fuck up and not crinkle chip packets

People are unironically doing this...

As soon as I am not working and have time off I immediately become a creature of the night who just wants to be up all night like a house goblin

Sequel NOW

love logging into my streaming services that i pay for to see a bunch of cool movies. that i can buy or rent if i want :) awesome thanks its like paying to get into blockbuster

the amount of people trying to defend this is pretty wild. please take a quick sec to turn on your brain and think things through before responding

its so lucky in murder mystery shows that everyone else around the murder is also harbouring a hugely suspicious yet unrelated secret

Also what’s the end game anyway? You make her think she’s forgotten another important detail from her life??

Absolutely wild to me how many people are trying to defend this. Ghouls

Ok seems like they were deleting negative comments for a while & have now deleted the video. I am sure these people love their grandmother but sorry it’s time to start making more people think about the ghoulish soulless creeping AI environment they are participating in

It’s so sweet that we are altering my grandmothers already tenuous connections to her memories for content 🥹

Heated Rivalry is so popular because the two leads are hot guys but also if you squint slightly they could be hot lesbians

The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction

I just did a Marnus Labuschagne -style catch of a party size snickers my girlfriend threw to me. Speedy travel, very low level vision, going to my left - snapped it up with two soft hands

I’d love to be in one of those “what are you listening to” vox pops. Is it Geese? Is it Charli? No it’s a podcast where a couple of people talk about one single movie for 3.5 hours

Bari Weiss ❌ Weis Bar ✅

I do voiceover for film and movies but just the sound when people vomit

I’ve watched all of the Saw films and it’s wild that with all the violence, Amanda being thrown into the needle pit in Saw 2 is still the most effective and has had the longest lasting impact. It’s probably the least painful of all the traps !

It’s so realistic in Pluribus that for lesbian Carol they sent her a beautiful brunette in jeans and a nice top

I have laughed at this so much. The double take

Current Hollywood diet culture means we are running out of famous women who when they appear they make you say Va Va Voom and your tongue rolls down out onto the floor and steam comes out your ears and you slip on a banana peel

I would love to experience a winter Christmas one day. I’ve never seen proper snow and every Christmas movie involves snow and scarves and mulled wine not sweating your tits off only managing to eat ham and salad.

Me

Unbelievably rare for guardian commenters to not be scolds on something like this but they are all positive … a Christmas miracle

Everyone is talking rightfully about Jesse Plemons in Bugonia but I think it undersells how good Emma Stone is ! They are great together

I wrote a cute article about my online/offline gap relationship t.co/D91d7uAyBH

AI has so quickly sucked the joy out of everything I encounter online. I completely resent it, and it’s going to make everyone stupid and drain our lives of art and beautiful things

Pluribus is representation for bitch dykes and I thank them

Me as Carol five minutes into Pluribus

Also watched somebody somewhere if you haven’t!!

So thrilled to see my friend Jeff Hiller in new Pluribus (he doesn’t know we are friends)

Beautiful gf much ???

If you watch Hard Quiz you WILL find out Marilyn Monroe had endometriosis

wow that's so beautiful liam hemsworth

its really something how depression can sometimes slowly creep in bit by bit and sometimes just absolutely slam you out of nowhere

if this is true it is genuinely disgusting

Did Keith Urban really cover pink pony club for trump, is that confirmed. I’m on my way to Caboolture