I hate when apps “check in” to see if you remember your pin. What I remember or not is my business and I’ll deal with any issues when they arise

Watching The Americans, Keri Russell hates her pig American children

May the Fourth of July

I’m at Taylor’s wedding and they’ve sat me at the gay table down the back

it would be so hard if your friends have a baby called kevin and then he turns out to be a sociopath and only you notice and at some point you have to approach them about it

Remember when I took this pic

Cape Fear is so so dumb. I am pressing click the day it comes out

Still annoyed at that Empire State Building couple and their stupid greeting card ass flag. Say something pointed or just do something funny instead

Having fun on Instagram

on a spy mission and going to look in the tank of a toilet inside a building for a gun i left there earlier but finding that i accidentally just wrapped up a poo

Jodie Turner-Smith is unbelievably beautiful. It almost feels wrong to look at her with my inferior eyeballs. Yet I push through and do it

movies need butch Chloë Sevigny with Michelle Williams in them again

God it would be soooo stressful to be a spy. I’d have nervous diarrhoea all the time it would make someone suspicious

If I were raising a baby with another woman the baby would call her mum and would call me Lydia, like the daughter in Tár

THE FILM TÁR IS MISOPHONIA REPRESENTATION !!!!! I UNDERSTAND YOU LYDIA TAR (IN THAT WAY)

a lot has been written about Widow's Bay but for my column this week i decided to write about it also in a way because it's a free goddamn country!! t.co/nSlifQemmA

i truly think glen powell should do an old school PG family comedy movie next. he could be a gordon bombay in mighty ducks type. or a charming doofus. he is athletic and fun and imagine the twinkling in his eyes surrounded by a rag tag bunch of kids (and hot opposing coach)

when you see a 17 year old girl in the park

Call me Karl Lagerfeld the way I’m taking care of that pussy

I know that’s RIGHT

Wow 8 years since Tan France passed me in a hallway and looked me up and down and I was wearing jorts. I wonder how he is

"jane's a crack up" - my gf in the middle of reading sense and sensibility

watching pop culture jeopardy and nobody got a question right about The Bold Type.....embarrassing for you guys....

If the mysteries on Widow Bay are solved, next season should just be normal day to day office comedy

pains me a little to admit but colin jost is pretty good pop culture jeopardy host. colin host.

So looking forward to this reinvention of MA14 workshop member and Show Ponies show runner @freyadalysad.bsky.social's poetry collection, Head Girl!

patricia on widows bay is such a perfect character that im getting jealous. nobody loves her more than me. fuck off!

From poems ! When does that happen

love the final 3 of top chef this season ! !

I am very excited for this show based on a book which is responsible for my favourite photo I've taken of @freyadalysad.bsky.social

the trailer for Head Girl is out! it's a tv show set in Wellington inspired by @freyadalysad.bsky.social's book of poems which is so COOL www.instagram.com/reels/DZG8Fv...

It looks so nice to kiss Colman Domingo. Every time someone does it I’m like it I bet that feels so nice

the W in Paul W. Downs stands for Women

This is just a joke mine are normal !!

Reflecting on this in the cold sober light of day….i stand by it

Doctor: how have your bowel movements been? Me:

Saturday night…my gf is away…time to party 😈 (watch Tar)

can someone evil please die overnight it would be nice to wake up to we need a treat

This week I wrote about friendship ! Not the movie the thing

American podcasts not releasing a new episode for “memorial day weekend” why don’t you make-more-real podcasts for me

Watching the movie Mindhunters and for some reason they are making Johnny Lee Miller do an American southern accent and he sounds like Forrest Gump

Started watching Baskets, immediately I would die for Christine Baskets

laughing a lot at this bit in the movie Haunt where the character needs to use a mirror to read some really easy to read backwards writing on a wall

Scary Movie should have a storyline where a ghost is trying to haunt a woman who keeps insisting she’s being haunted by her trauma or grief but the ghost is like no bitch I’m not your mother im just a friggen ghost

Jake Shane hanging out with the Hacks team…I should have been born in La in with a columnist mother and a scriptwriter father and been short and a gay guy who must be a great hang 😤

Just started watching Baskets for the first time and I love them so much

I’m Mrs Baskets from the show Baskets

I’ve put all my married male friends in my phone as Mr [their wife’s surname] for my own enjoyment

I love podcasts and am usually listening to podcasts but there’s a couple that are harder to listen to because I should be on there as a guest 🫩 I still listen but

David Boreanaz? You mean the love interest in the music video for Dido’s White Flag?