People hate Elon

Might force my gf to record an album so this can be the cover

Her range from serious film actress to being amazing in Damages to absolutely hilarious in Bridesmaids and Spy also she’s so beautiful

One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝

Is rose byrne finally going to have a well deserved Oscar run…I’ve been waiting for a decade. she should have been nominated for an Oscar for Spy

Woke is back time to say I agree with the shark people who think they shouldn’t be called “shark attacks” they should be called “shark bites” or “shark accidents” they aren’t attacking they are usually checking if you’re edible like you finding something weird in the fridge

Okay I’ll stop soon but it’s so good to me that in all the posts from people defending him in various ways, very few of them are “no he is actually funny” there are a couple but their heart isn’t in it. Not even the bootlickers can pretend 😭

Getting a lot of Elon fans saying both that he doesn’t care about being funny (wrong) and that he would never give a shit about what someone like me (fat) thinks about him. Why are you humiliating yourself by messaging me to defend him then ?? For fun??

You’re allowed to take a photo of ur sleeping gf if it turns out nice

Every time one of them messages me I now picture this and laugh. Sorry to this little boy who is now probably an adult

Yes??????

I have been called a “bully” and “mean” over this by Elon Musk fans and to that I say - thank you 🙏

Glen Powell mighty ducks reboot

I love this insult. It’s quite normal to eat meals

im bullying the richest man in the world 😭

Here comes the cavalry. Elon you’ve got the loser entrepreneurs on your side

the guardian just posted this on insta and there's already been several loser entrepreneur types in the comments. we need to bring back shame. ma'am do you know your boyfriend publicly defends elon musk....

This is as scathing as I could be legally

im not a journalist my friend hope this helps. good luck in your quest to convince people elon musk is funny

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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny t.co/QhuKU9HCxA

watching All Her Fault. Hoping Sarah Snook and Dakota Fanning fall in love and leave their husbands 💗

Looking normal Amy :)

Our back wall has heaps of marks from where paint has come off and this guy is our friend - a little mouse in a punk band playing his guitar and doing that thing where you strum and the arm flies up. Those with a pure heart will see him

If i was walking and someone on a bike snatched my phone I think i would be like those mums who can lift a car off their baby and I’d be able to give chase like Usain Bolt

Have you got a video where Emma Thompson looks really hot and records words from an article you wrote? No? I do 🥰

Don’t tell me what I’ve enjoyed. I saw a lot of bad shit using that

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I’m bringing dipshit back to the wider community. It feels good to do this to people: dipshit 🫵

I took a sun version of my gf moon photo 🌞🌚

women have to do The Long Walk backwards and in heels

My gf got me good @freyadalysad.bsky.social

I have to admit something - it’s my birthday today

Do you think hell is hotter now due to climate change

Quick everyone make the good tweets about dick cheney before all the Americans wake up

The only silver lining in all this is that Elon desperately wants to be funny and have people laugh at his jokes and being funny is one thing you simply cannot buy even if disgusting sycophants pretend you are

When the kids say “6 7” it means you’ve caught them in the middle of singing the song 5, 6, 7, 8 by Steps

some australians find the american 'naur' thing annoying but i know for a fact if i was american i would be saying naur all the time

I think Conor O’Malley is very funny and also he is married to Aidy Bryant which shows incredible taste

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This guy on slow horses is such a good characterisation of a type of guy who is insecure but egotistical and also a dipshit but manages to fail up. Encountered.

I just saw what I believe to be the biggest huntsman I’ve ever encountered in my entire life and I have seen sooo many huntsmen. It ran away too fast to get a pic also I was frozen. I’ve been trying to get less scared of spiders but it’s hard bc they move like that

Has trump seen Strictly Ballroom

Thank you for being nice about my GN

the dancing baby is in rehab

Finally a situation where we love hearing loud Americans 💗

Christopher Eccleston should play Tim Robinson’s dad in something

It would be funny if I wrote a heterosexual book