One good thing America has done is ranch. It’s yum! Congrats guys

BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!

🕯️🕯️ 🕯️the Brisbane Broncos will defeat Penrith today 🕯️🕯️🕯️

Grandad trying to turn on a smart tv

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🕯️🕯️ 🕯️the Brisbane Lions will win the premiership today 🕯️🕯️🕯️

When a movie starts with a soaring overview of New York and a fun song…I’m gonna be enjoying it

how straight women sound in 2025

I’m attracted to this man

Watching slow horses

Why does every photo of Stephen Miller look like when your sibling got in trouble and not you

I’m 4 seasons into Bones and I can’t take it anymore. It’s so catholic. What can I watch next that is the same as these

Willem Dafriend

James Van Der Beek is so funny as himself in Don't Trust the B In Apartment 23. Why did they name it that. There was no way it could possibly succeed even though it was good

official rankings: 1- Elementary 2- Castle 3- Bones

I love how AI has made it that now when you do see a cool video of human achievement or nature instead of just enjoying it you also have to wonder if it’s real. It is sucking the life out of everything

It’s Sunday night and my final time to tweet about this and tell you to check out this cool song that starts with Emma Thompson quoting ME!!!!!! This will be over once the the new work week begins

Every time I see an interview with Toni Collette there are so many Americans commenting “omg I didn’t know she was British!” she’s NOT and we don’t sound British open your damn ears

I’ve been humming this around the house, it’s catchy ! !

I keep getting tagged in this post from an account with 3m followers bc lovely people are commenting on it and saying they should credit me 🥲🥲 which they should 😤

It’s catchy 🥰

This has to be up there with best result from a Guardian headline

I like this 🥰🥰

I’m legally allowed to tweet this multiple times‼️it’s not every day a cool song comes out where Emma Thompson reads your words to begin it. In fact it’s been not any days up until now

Does this make me honorary English? (I hope not 💗)

The Paris Paloma song that Emma Thompson intros with my headline is out! i genuinely like it thank god youtu.be/5NfyIpE4zaw?...

Have any of the you can’t say anything anymore jerkoff comedians made a public statement about the Kimmel thing yet or are they all hypocritical pieces of shit

I wrote this about the joy of seeing Jeff Hiller and Katherine LaNasa’s Emmy wins and the bump it gives people like me 😇 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

This.

Kimmel news took the spotlight from me washing my hair

I love getting gossip from journalists. It’s like official gossip

Its funny in moves when someone gets their Achilles tendon cut by a guy under a car or whatever because im like ohhh yep. Thats my fatal flaw

Trump looking at his talking point notes for the week

the pitt this, severence that, i miss matlock when is matlock coming back

Highlight of my career writing a couple of these for the icon herself www.instagram.com/reel/DOdwrqz...

Omg I lovvvve scary movies…they are like movies but scary 💗

I think this is one of my fave piccies I’ve taken recently🫢 All my housemates have given me (the freak) permission to take candid photos of them when I want 🥰

Some recent snappies 🥰

Elder millennial scratching simlish onto a bullet

Look at this pic I sneakily took of my housemate on her way to a wedding

Loved this guys style which you can get a sense of in this

cant stop laughing at this euphemism for balls

Got you bird

Noooooooooo don’t point out what he was saying and in which context that’s not fair 🥺

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

I got tagged in this so much at once when it was posted that I thought something bad had happened but it was just all the little trash friends in my phone

Americans in movies are constantly needing to plunge their toilets. What’s going on with them

The best place to unexpectedly get your period would be during the La Tomatina Spanish throwing tomato festival

What’s the heterosexual equivalent to this, is it like making kookslams