Scary Movie should have a storyline where a ghost is trying to haunt a woman who keeps insisting she’s being haunted by her trauma or grief but the ghost is like no bitch I’m not your mother im just a friggen ghost

Jake Shane hanging out with the Hacks team…I should have been born in La in with a columnist mother and a scriptwriter father and been short and a gay guy who must be a great hang 😤

Just started watching Baskets for the first time and I love them so much

I’m Mrs Baskets from the show Baskets

I’ve put all my married male friends in my phone as Mr [their wife’s surname] for my own enjoyment

I love podcasts and am usually listening to podcasts but there’s a couple that are harder to listen to because I should be on there as a guest 🫩 I still listen but

David Boreanaz? You mean the love interest in the music video for Dido’s White Flag?

Tatiana Maslany is in your tv show? Okay I’ll watch it

Been wondering where I know this guy (Neil Casey) from and then remembered he is from the iconic broad city episode where ilana goes to the accountant and torments him

Me to the bartender: I’ll have single malt. No sorry make it a double malt Bartender: I already told you we don’t make milkshakes

I can’t stop laughing at this man who photoshopped a ham into an old photo of me. to show I’m fat?? You can already see that. Also I don’t like ham very much so he really missed

Kate O’Flynn is unbelievable in Widow’s Bay. She literally has me crying and laughing within moments. Great physicality, Shelley Duvall vibes

Every time I see clavicular speak I’m like wow what a nervous shaky-voiced teenage boy who looks like he’s going to vomit answering a question

Me as a couples therapist: i watched Arrival last night and you two remind me of Amy Adams and the Aliens, it’s very hard for you to communicate but you’re trying hard to figure it out. Have you guys seen Arrival?

The word “but” has two incredibly significant entries in queer culture. - But I’m a Cheerleader - BUT he's gay I mean he's gay excuse me he's blind

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can someone evil please die overnight it would be nice to wake up to we need a treat

I’m watching The Stranger - Sean Harris does an amazing Australian accent

We’ve been watching this gorgeous agave plant grow up and up and apparently she’ll bloom and then die 🥺 and we keep waiting but she just keeps getting taller

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When cops in tv shows are walking away from people they’ve just asked questions to they should quickly surprise turn around and see if the person is staring after them in a troubled or guilty way

Gay guy travel influencer stuck on the hantavirus cruise ship sounds like a bit from The Other Two

Original lil diva head come off

You can’t say a homophobic slur while also wearing John Waters’ moustache

Katie Dippold responsible for one of our greatest tweets and also now the creator of Widow’s Bay which I am enjoying a LOT

Mogged

Zouks and Kumail have both been great on taskmaster, now I want to request @pftompkins.bsky.social

This is what it looks like au natural, its so strange and beautiful i love it

My gf @freyadalysad.bsky.social just finished freestyling a sculpture out of literally twigs, string and glue (hard to capture all the angles in a photo) and now she’s onto this matchstick creation. Who knows where it will lead…

Yes of course I know all the words to the songs from the Buffy musical episode Once More, With Feeling

Someone got mad I was making fun of straight women with this. I’m simply a truth teller

sometimes when im watching a show with subtitles ill get distracted for a minute by something and look away from the screen and forget i cant understand the language and then have to go back when i remember

Dr. No sounds like the villain in a movie about improv

I have been in the piers morgan spot a thousand times

If I was on trial I’d ask for a Diet Coke with a straw

It’s all I can see

Straight women scrolling through Instagram to find a decent photo when you ask to see their crush

One of the best New Zealand things my gf has introduced me to is the Mutton Birds….what a band

Nick Offerman on Amy Poehler’s pod recommending Such Brave Girls……that man is a king

prostate cancer v pro-state cancer

I swear you used to be able to check websites that would give you accurate weather and not claim that it’s clear when it’s literally raining on you

Need Aubrey Plaza and Patti Harrison to play weird sisters who live in a house

Letterboxd needs to add a little marijuana leaf button you can add to indicate the lens your review should be seen through

Ok now that I’ve been semi nice about religion I want my prayer of someone evil to die to come true 🙏

I love people talking about the Elijah Hollands thing being like “he isn’t having mental health struggles, he was drunk or on drugs!” Ok well is that something a person feeling normal and okay does? Dipshits

I often forget to check threads but thank god I did because Garbage read it

In my original draft I called Sister Act 2 “Nunderrated” but it didn’t make the guardian sadly

the guardian comments on this are weirdly generally positive for once? i guess its a religious miracle...

There should be a “The Pitt” style tv show set over 24 hours in the Los Angeles's Counter Terrorist Unit starring Kiefer Sutherland

Here’s the sisters tiktok I reference