I went thru an intersection that the SECOND the green arrow disappears for left turns, the cross traffic gets the green. And the green arrow turned off when I was halfway thru turning. Some guy on a motor scooter followed us into the parking lot for DM and started yelling at me to apologize.

Thinking about the time Shawn Harmsen implied Joni Ernst deserved to be raped for voting to swear in someone accused of sexual assault.

Your body will sit you down if you don’t sit down sometimes.

Update: everything looks great! I'm really so so so glad.

Going to get a big scan today of the Frankentitty and her bff Bubbletit. It will just confirm they got all the cancer and that my oral chemo is working. Only 5 medical appointments this week. Im so tired of medical appointments.

Young MC has joined Morris Day in announcing he won't be performing for the Freedom 250 concert which was announced all of 12 hours ago. I've been working concerts since 1996 and this is one of the strangest things I've ever seen. It's looking very much like the talent buyer lied to the artists.

Because of course. It is the English spelling of a Algonquian word Quinnehtukqut (or quinetucket) So the second c was always silent.

(Spelling Connecticut) Connect-eye-cut

Until 1933, German universities led the world. They have never regained that position.

For far too long, this country has been governed by people who were either unable or simply unwilling to post brief videos of themselves being bitten multiple times by snakes that they had just picked up for some reason,

Had plastic surgery and oncology appointments, and I caught the ubahn connection back to work, but got on going the wrong way like a damn rookie. At least its cool on the platform.

Saw it elsewhere... we should ALSO write these companies.

Good Lloyd!!!!

So I think this is a thing because the houses and shades here are built to withstand the "normal" heat from 30 years ago. It did used to be just a couple weeks. It was controllable with strategic shades closing and air flow. My house in Germany is concrete and the walls are like a foot thick. /

Passed away on this day in 2011: Gil Scott-Heron. April 1, 1949 – May 27, 2011) youtu.be/vwSRqaZGsPw?... bsky.app/search?q=Gil... www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwSR...

Tw: dismemberment

So I found out where and what it is. That makes my anxiety 1000% lower. I think it might be fun. #YouCantHideThingsFromIT

My coworker just showed me that we have ice for iced coffee and my day just got a WHOLE lot better. 🥰🥰🥰

This entire administration is an exercise in discovering why you need government and then scrambling to assemble an arm while cutting off another leg.

I thought he was going to the dentist and turns out it was the annual physical? Why do they have to lie about every tiny thing?

The same people saying the Supreme Court didn’t really gut the Voting Rights Act would have looked at poll taxes and literacy tests and said, “What’s the problem? Everyone still has the right to vote.”

This would be so amazing. Suffering through this crap for 3 weeks now.

All day? At da dentist?

I have an all-day until midnight event coming up at work for "team building." There's a dress code of items i wouldn't normally wear. We go in charter busses to a location they won't reveal, and we should also bring swimsuits and sun screen. Friends, I am too damn old for this shit.

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #StaringRightAtYou. This tree swallow flew right at me before making a quick turn and flying away. #birds #photography #birdsofbluesky

Anyway cis women please give us legal protections needed to just exist in society, and I promise we’ll file lots of novel sex discrimination lawsuits that make your lives easier.

friends of the WH owned properties that were losing $ so why not have ICE buy them at huge mark-ups at taxpayer expense? ICE paid over $70M for a warehouse in AZ valued @$12M; ICE paid $130M for a property valued at $30M in Georgia & ICE paid over $129M for another warehouse in NJ valued at $54.6M.

"my cats did not go to your posh cat schools" is the best thing I've read today

Okay folks it's time to unveil the thing we've been working on. Our advert for BitSummit Kyoto. Enjoy! (and please share so Japan sees it) youtu.be/_w1NDVfrbyc?...

Still breathing like shit so they're giving me an inhaler and maybe antibiotics. 🤞🤞🤞

Some context.

Do this. There are many places that would appreciate your talents! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBRtjvBF/

Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap.

Can there even BE a more perfect person cast for this role? Love her!

i am Emmeline, goddess of all the things you do for a living, bringer of all the ways you do it. fear me because i am not a man.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: 1. Rage Against the Machine 2. Nine inch Nails 3. Tool 4. Jane's Addiction 5. Rich Mullins 6. DC Talk 7. Arrested Development 8. Primus 9. Geoffrey Moore and the Distance 10. Switchback

I still cant get over this. How you steal somebody's life... (he was 28 years incarcerated for a crime he DID NOT commit) He gets out, gets a law degree. Runs for office.... WINS... and then they steal the job

NO congressional seat is worth saving when the price is the lives of our children and youth.

This is so gross of the Iowa State Fair. Why would anyone buy AI slop dog shit tshirts.

Anything — even the worst thing — you make with your hands (or feet, or by controlling a joystick with your mind) is better than AI because it’s YOU. It’s not the dregs of what a machine stole from millions of artists who’ve shared our work online over the years.

EARWORM TIME Oh-oh-oh O'Reilly! AUTO. PARTS. (My kids used to sing "Oh-oh-oh O'Poopie! AUTO. FARTS.")

Someone in the parent group for my kid's class just sent 8 voice messages. 7 of them are a kid being silly and a bit goofy, and the last one is this lady just absolutely yelling at her kid, SHUT UP! You have ADHD! SHUT UP! 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Freiburg, let's do this. 💪💪💪

Yes, we spend too much on billionaires. Lets fix that.

It's john fetterman all over again.

Wow. US is cooked.

This is a shocking example of one of the big reasons why, right now, there is no way I’d use AI for any of my historical work. If you don’t look at the documents yourself, and if you don’t know how the AI you’re using was coded, you have no idea what it may be leaving out – or adding in.

These are the people Republicans will be giving million dollar payouts to with your tax dollars for attacking the Capitol

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.