a lotta y’all still don’t get it “aaron rodericks liked barely legal porn at work” post holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single post. If you have one strike on your account and 3 slurp juices, you can get a 14 day suspension on the same post

I'm in awe they do seem to be banning people over this. Don't give a crap if he liked it. Give many craps they're banning people for pointing that out. Just making the same mistakes as every other site.

How the hell was I not already following his account?

He's also still using "excursion" because six weeks ago some general told him this would be a "limited military incursion" and he was too dumb to understand it. Now none of his bootlicking staffers are willing to correct him. So we all proceed as if this is normal.

"To paraphrase Nathan Hale, I only regret that we have but one seat to take from the Democrats." This is what Democrats are facing. Any Dem who favors bipartisanship over maximalist opposition is either lost and worthy of replacement or a Republican sympathizer.

I asked my health insurance company what steps I need to take for a procedure I need. After their LLM realized it could not answer me, it passed it off to a human who responded to me after two days... To tell me they don't give medical advice. I'm in awe here.

There are virtually no Democrats who are screaming about this fascist regime in the manner a fascist regime warrants.

Is #dicemaking Bluesky a thing? This is only my second attempt at a two tone set and I'm elated with the results.

I'm watching Curtis Sliwa responding to Piers Morgan telling him he shouldn't criticize the king of England. I am no Sliwa fan but watching his righteous fury in response was fantastic. Don't ever tell an American with receipts we shouldn't criticize your inbred pedophile protecting clown show.

I already dealt with this.

That new Mandalorian and Grogu clip should make all of us appreciate the production design on Andor which was absolutely amazing in every single shot.

Why is mando not snowboarding in this scene?

Oh, it's going to be BAD bad.

My newsletter on the Comey indictment. buttondown.com/TrumpReport/...

Official Bluesky greeter:

I just had to use my health insurance company's AI chatbot. That part actually went well but they also sent me an email notification every single time it replied. :D

the thing dem pols need to internalize is this guy and his entire family will vote republican for the rest of their lives, regardless of the republican party literally ending their livelihood

This has been prescient as hell. And how many Dem voters get Lucy Footballed every fucking cycle and still come back with "we need to make a bigger tent which includes this mythical purple Iowa voter who is the most racist hateful piece of shit that just needs some understanding"

Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.

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A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”

RESULTS from Texas: The school district of Grapevine Colleyville, near Fort Worth, drew national attention after conservatives running on an explicitly Christian message took over the board (archive: www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...). Voters just ousted 3 conservative incumbents tonight.

If results hold, Tarrant GOP vice chair Cody Cheshire's endorsed candidates will finish 0-6 today in Arlington elex. They also lost all 3 Patriot Mobile seats in GCISD. They went 0-12 last year in Fort Worth, Arlington & Mansfield, so @TarrantGOP is 0-18 in those cities overall.

‘You’re not one of us, are you?’: How a Ukrainian soldier survived two weeks in a Russian dugout

RESULT out of Texas. The Lake Travis school district in the Austin area become a focal point for book bans (see this story from 2024: www.kut.org/education/20...) Two conservatives school board members who were integral to that push just lost their reelection bids tonight, and are ousted.

A guy made an animated movie of Heir to the Empire, the Star Wars novel. It's 3.5 hours and suddenly I have no other weekend plans. youtu.be/RN9msMF_psk?...

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

I believe that people are inherently good and I refuse to give up on the ideas that we can pull back from the brink, even if I think the prospect of global climate wars is chillingly real. But the walls are going up globally and the idea of a global community is fraying. We MUST push back.

every QAnon influencer, seeing this post: This is it. President Trump is speaking to us directly. The storm is HERE. Trump, posting: that's me in the picture

We did it!

Scott Jennings has spent years engaging in exceedingly bad faith and been weirdly platformed by CNN because of his smarmy, condescending spectacle. His outburst tonight is who he is. He's a giant, hypocritical dickhead. Why should any of us pretend otherwise?

Rosen, on the other hand, understands neither his audience nor her own. What she should have done would be to forcefully call him out for being a vile anti-semite. You have the conch. Use it. Give the history lesson, call him a piece of shit for being a Nazi, then don't allow him to respond.

They are all bad faith actors. You get it now, Democrats? You can't be civil. You have to take them on, flex, fight, win and move forward with the majority.

Y'all still back there on AGI simulationism, meanwhile I'm out here wondering and hoping if we're all just players in Gerald Ford's "ghost of politics yet to come" vision on the night before he announces whether he'll pardon Nixon.

My most popular meme on bluesky thusfar

The quote here is damn amazing.

I flat out do not believe him. Will be elated to be wrong.

I just learned a trans friend died by suicide after a very public bullying campaign related to locker room access. I am so sick of this all.

I'll understand if she doesn't want to skip the Senate but there's no one right now I'd more enthusiastically support in a presidential primary.

Valorie Curry gave the best performance of the entire run of The Boys in the new episode. Just a fantastic portrayal of the people on the right who know better.

Tree flying right in front of a storm chaser's truck looking for tornadoes near Cleburne, TX

McLaughlin is a serial liar and said the Kilmar Abrego Garcia was arrested carrying large rolls of cash. He was arrested wearing a hoodie which had pictures of large rolls of cash on it.

The only acceptable posture is unrelenting hostility to Trump and his army of federal thugs and if you haven’t figured out that out by now, get out of the way for the people that have.

I don’t know why getting elected as a Democrat requires you to undergo some kind of lobotomy to remove emotions like “indignation” and “resolve.” As if voters would penalize you for asserting yourself and having the smallest modicum of self-respect.

Republicans can accuse Democrats of anything they want to, regardless of propriety or truth value, without repercussion, but Dems are consistently forced to use measured tones to describe Republicans no matter how outrageous their actions.

I was in the middle of writing a post about how Democrats need to ALWAYS bring up 1/6 in response to Republicans talking about political violence and then Charles Blow did exactly that with Ben Ferguson. They let the attack be memory holed far too often so credit when someone does it.

I look forward to his next event at Mar-a-Lago when all reporters will no doubt ask him how he can possibly feel safe in such an insecure location. I’m sure they’ll do that, because they are so focused on reporting.

You have to impeach Trump, as many times as possible, in massive prolonged proceedings, as stridently as possible, because in the US system, that is the strongest form of political condemnation available, and he must be condemned endlessly until he leaves office in disgrace, goes to prison, or dies

my god www.nytimes.com/2026/04/24/b...

I asked John Cornyn, Ted Cruz, and Beth Van Duyne's offices about Trump saying he was going to commit genocide. Van Duyne answered quickly and talked about how the war is justified. She did not address my question at all. Cornyn finally got back to me. *gasp* no mention of genocide at all.