For you hyperpop nerds... the new Starjunk 95 album is out! Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/6BBuO5... YouTube Music: music.youtube.com/playlist?lis... And if you don't know them, you might be too old, so ask your kid. 🤭

Tonight's plan: See Cobrah live at Regency Ballroom in SF, between her appearances at Coachella. See live music! Have fun while it's still legal!

This Shea Langeliers homer clears EVERYTHING! 🤯

Shea Langeliers casually sending out 467 foot bombs is my love language.

The second base umpire just got nailed on the inner thigh by a ground ball and blocked the A's ability to make an out. The raining down of deserved boos is glorious. The postgame umpire meeting is going to be a special one.

Accidentally clicking the pre-coded Netflix or YouTube buttons when I want to choose Home or Mute on my TV remote control is my personal flashing 12:00.

I don't think I have ever seen a happier and better looking pup at the vet before. This is a perfect Samoyed @darthbluesky.bsky.social. No wearing dark clothes for this household!

I just got a "Breaking News" alert on my watch. I have hope for the thing we all want for a mere millisecond. Instead, it's just a golf update. When it happens for real, I want to be flooded with notifications.

The YouTube Coachella Livestream continues. Nine Inch Noize is on now... fantastic. Up next: Rezz. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlrp...

Turbotax: Where they say it's free in the commercials, charge you hundreds to use the basic version, highlight how you might possibly be saving tens of thousands overall, but still only offer you a $25 referral bonus if you trick one of your least-liked friends to use it.

God I forgot how amazing this album was...so many memories flooding back! Moby and Coachella

Pixar did it.

Coachella is streaming live on YouTube this evening and through Sunday. I'm not attending this year, but will be tuning in. www.coachella.com/youtube-live... Friday highlights: Lykke Li: 530 at Outdoor Ninajirachi: 710 at Sonora Moby: 810 at Mojave Levity: 915 at Sahara Disco Lines: 11 at Quasar

Simpsons did it. "Where do we get these placebos? Maybe there's some in this truck!"

Every Little League team has kids wearing 67 as their uniform number this year.

Just a reminder: It is not required to screenshot the posts of a lunatic and bring them here. Especially if the lunatic is a known liar from whom nothing can be trusted or derived. Their quotes are not news. Their comments are not relevant. Their attention is not deserved.

This was visible from our backyard in Sunnyvale, CA as well.

My 17 year old son was mindlessly scrolling his phone, so I offered to play him a game of H-O-R-S-E in the backyard. He declined. So I told him to clean up his room instead. #parenting

Tonight's plan: See Fcukers live at Castro Theater in SF. No, that's not a typo. See live music! Have fun while it's still legal!

The heat bears down on our hero, sun glinting off the sunroof. The car is blasting acid techno at a level unsafe for human consumption. The bass thumping, he pulls into the parking lot of Walgreens to pick up antihistamine.

For those of you discussing the optimal size of Bluesky, don't forget that we have something no other social service has. We have @darthbluesky.bsky.social. Nothing else matters.

Taylor Swift is going to debut her new, unreleased, album, singing a track a cappella between each wing.

Track of the day nominee: The things that bring me joy by heylucas (2024) YTM: music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggd8... Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3JVhoz...

Imagine getting a full tank of gas for $6. Imagine being able to do that at home. Then imagine instead of gas you just plug your car into the wall. That is what waking up to a fully charged EV is like! #ev #gasprices #priceofgas #polestar2 #electriccar

When you want people to know you were there more than you actually want to be there.

Polestar makes incredible cars to drive that also look fantastic. My twins have both been driving this 2023 model, and my daughter took this photo on her travels yesterday. Android at its heart. No gas price anxiety. And 100% Elon free.

🟡 M5.1 #earthquake detected 1 km NNE of Brookdale, California at 4/2/2026 1:41:25 AM PDT This reflects data from the U.S. Geological Survey that is subject to change. Visit the USGS page linked below for the latest #quake information

It is now approved to post about the earthquake. 5.0 counts.

"Making money isn’t proof to me that I know something any better than someone else. Wealthy people who believe that they do aren’t as smart as they think." Craigslist Made Me Rich. Giving the Money Away Is Easy. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/o... /by @craignewmark.bsky.social #goodguycraig

aifoc.us/the-token-sa... What are the numbers like if Steve Yegge's (cut 50% cut of staff to fund tokens) or Jensen Huang's (add 50% of salary as tokens to your eng) predictions is what happens in the industry? I tried to model it out a bit.

Mike Trout successfully challenged two strike calls via ABS and worked a walk. Two organic balls and the two ABS balls make four. It's a new world. Umpiring is hard, and the MLB umps are generally very good. But the baseball players are elite and gaps are clearly being exposed.

Shouldn't British websites use biscuits?

Little League opening day was a couple Saturdays back and this rare pupper showed up. He's only five weeks old, and in this photo, I had just told him that @darthbluesky.bsky.social was coming back. I feel the same way, pupper.

It may not be as official as Punxsutawney Phil, but AI predicts @darthbluesky.bsky.social usually resumes posting in March near the start of the Major League Baseball season. Gemini says: "it is highly likely the return will happen within the next few days." gemini.google.com/share/a032e6...

An 8 year old left behind a batting glove last week at a Little League game at one of our fields. His coach emailed 89 people, including the entire board of directors, asking to help look for it. In his email, he attached a stock photo of a black batting glove as an example.

Surely, I should be able to spin up some no code AI agent to build a web site that provides real time supply and backorder data for local retailers supply of behind the counter allergy meds that actually work.

My teenage son borrowed my car to take his girlfriend on a date, and my number one concern is that he used my YouTube Music account to listen to Shakira. My algorithm may never recover from this.

I'd already given up on that pitch as an automatic ball, thinking DR would have runners on the corners. A stunning wrong call to end the tournament for the most exciting and likely best team.

This is literally a "Hold my Avocado" moment @kennorton.com. For everyone else... ref: time.com/4893355/hold...

"Honda in part blamed the elimination of federal EV tax credits, eased fossil fuel regulations and US tariffs for the decision. The company said US demand for electric vehicles had slowed because of the policy changes."

For those who know... 2006: Northwestern student Ben Parr gets riled up about Facebook changing its newsfeed to slop... dailynorthwestern.com/2006/09/17/a... 2026: Ben Parr joins Facebook due to Moltbook acquisition, ensuring Facebook gets more slop... techcrunch.com/2026/03/10/m...

Kyle Schwarber out of the running for AL Cy Young.

Today's alert: The sketchy, but highly listenable, new album comes from Cobrah, called Torn. 11 songs, 30 minutes. Goes quick. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Not to mention the Polestars look incredible. It's 2026, so why are fossil fuels still a thing?

Top: Sky Bottom: Grass Middle: Gemini But no AI was used in this photo or post.

2026 edition rave/concert shoes just arrived today. Two more pair coming tomorrow as we approach festival season. Got these at yeswevibe.com and they're honestly fantastic.

Game one of our 2026 Spring Little League season is in the books! I only got hit in the face one time by a foul ball when umpiring behind the plate, and it happened to be by the strongest batter. This is why we wear the mask back there. All good. Call it a foul and move on. Baseball is the best. ⚾

What if friends treated their friends as nicely as they treat dogs. When you sensed they needed a little support, you'd look them in the eye and say "Who's the good girl?" Rub behind the ears. When they sit give them a treat.

It's been a long and cold winter of waiting for @darthbluesky.bsky.social to unthaw from hibernation, but, in the meantime, here are three 9 week old puppies who came to our home for shots. All are up for adoption and two are already claimed! You can see why.

I got a "Don't forget: You're here forever" plaque just below our kids (and dogs) portrait for the same reason, in my home office.