We had to spend $400 on dinner and we were not hungry but it was easy

lol Zuck vibe coded instants and is gonna fire like 70,000 people at instagram

Me, when I am the last money out of AI in 2031

What an asshole

What an asshole

The cult in 12 months: “Look, it just makes sense to sell the Cyberkkkab to customers with a steering wheel — because it’s blocked on legal approval”

Lutz: 90 deals with 90 mullahs in 90 days

“Why would you buy a Ferrari when you could buy a discontinued Tezzlah?”

the ice cold takes on data center externalities will continue until capacity improves

Vice goes under cover, to interview Canadians who support Government UFC fights

nothing sadder than a 2010s saas vendor clinging to the past

the guy who couldn’t sell a million semi trucks, a million pickup trucks, a million robotaxis, a million miles of tunnels, a million bricks from tunnel dirt, a million chargers, a million solar roofs Is going to put a million people on Mars in like 2 weeks And a million GPUs in space

Twitter: horrific takes, years later everyone is wrong, nobody remembers or learns anything

Letting claude make a google slides presentation for me and this would have been faster to just do it myself but I am tired

Thanks google for changing the favicon on every tab in my browser for google docs. Now I can’t find anything. Bang up job, UX team. Picking up where Microsoft Office left off.

Do it www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Elon’s next rugpull on the Tesla baggies is that the Unsupervised FSD “release” will require them to sit in the driver’s seat, sober, buckled, and with a valid license. This is somehow beating Waymo with superior technology.

I mean, or you could just tax every homeowner in CA equally

my favorite youtuber is the LA realtor that makes fun of ultra modern $50 million builds in the hills and explains why they aren't worth it makes you feel good about not having the wealth to do it

Here are the 2025 property tax bills for the famous Painted Ladies houses *and* the 36 unit apartment building next to them in San Francisco. If the numbers look crazy ass to you, welcome to wonderful world of California Prop 13 (1978)!

If CNN could spend at least 1 hour a day on serious news instead of 7 hours of fat shaming the president, that would be great

attorneys general watching the spacex IPO road show

for anyone counting, that's $4 million launch cost per satellite 10,000 satellites in orbit $11 billion in revenue from 10 million subs it takes 4 years of revenue just to pay back the launch cost of the satellites, if the satellites were free and the ground interconnect fees did not exist

the state built massive overcapacity in power and renewables. so the choice is, every energy company goes bankrupt. or they sell the power to someone. hopefully someone with a small footprint and no pollution. open loop water cooling isn't a thing in Texas...

it's honestly insane to let the SpaceX IPO happen when no one has audited TSLA to even see if their Shanghai contributions to earnings were legit #$TSLAQ

AI is now indistinguishable from computers itself. If you're anti AI, you're anti computer. No mobile, no home internet, no home PCs, no cloud, no subscriptions, no services, definitely no working from home! As if your faith restricts you from using such things.

@alphaville.ft.com hits the nail on the head re fantasy-laden SpaceX IPO: "The real question isn’t whether there’s enthusiasm or support, but who benefits the most from it." Give it a careful read for *cui bono*. www.ft.com/content/f471...

good place for Elon and Zuck to fight, if he gets that MRI and permission note from his mom

DC is kind of obsessed with height norms, and making it taller than the white house is what specifically offends me here

computer games without using a computer at all just write the code in fixed width font with a stencil, then feed it into a punch card reader make no mistakes!

great for CO2 minimalists. surely it will begin coming down soon!

The biggest problem with Ferrari Luca is BYD and others make a similar car for under $80k. Even with 100% import tax, it’s $400k cheaper.

If you’re a big tech CEO wondering “my top 1% of AI users are using 20% of their salary on Claude, and clearly this won’t scale to all employees” — the answer is your business is overstaffed not the token bill is too high

No cop no stop

the policies I like don't cause inflation, it's the other ones that do

the Ferrari Purosangue was not popular at reveal, and then a few F1 drivers use it as their daily in Monaco and now it's totally accepted. same could happen to Luce.

the Tesla nerds are losing their mind over the Ferrari EV, but they have the proportions wrong. Ferrari has 24" wheels, the frunk is a racing wing, and the interior is bespoke 1:1 in automotive.

Oh I get it, the Space Twitter AI Factory IPO is just the plot to Project Hail Mary but somehow they bring back $28 trillion of solid Xenon.

Spencer Pratt is not a smart person.

“I thought you were driving because I definitely was not paying attention. Will tezzluh insurance cover this”

The cook

It’s not good sushi but it’s good memories

Just needs more giga glue. Same stuff they use in the spacex terrestrial data centers

We don’t understand gravity waves, time, or shape

within spec

"where did you get that from" "I cooked it" "??????" "Yes, this is not available on doordash"

there is a clear party that wants no tariffs, apparently 0% corporate income taxes, and no production of anything using energy in any state in America. but also somehow cheap gasoline (almost free), but let's put a pin in that one. that's becoming a clear shape in politics that isn't left or right.

the anti GDP crowd wants no electricity for any business purpose. just do it in the dark!

that was really annoying, i was just enjoying my pool and someone built a data center in it. they're like the large hadron collider, it has to have eminent domain to span 1000 mile circumference. oh wait it doesn't.