aragorn literally has a girlfriend who you wouldn’t know because she goes to a different school lmao

WHAAAAAT

It is only when all hope is lost and you are staring the inevitable emptiness of the universe in the face that you can be truly free. You realize meaning is impossible yet still created through absurdity. Give up on thought and act with purpose where no purpose exists. All is folly! Skol Vikings

lol vikings

lol vikings

Seeking absolution for buying the Metal Gear Solid bundle for Switch 2 and playing it for the first time and thinking I ain't got time for this old ass game with its antiquated controls. Sorry @reckless.bsky.social

Seems bad

Of course it’s not, they’re on opposite sides of the country

Golden Gate Park > Central Park and it's not even close.

Got excited by the Vikings last week? That would have been a ...False Start

14 unanswered points. The Minnesota Vikings are BACK*! . . . . (*to giving fans hope they can compete before ultimately crushing their dreams at the end)

based ball

lol

Lo, as was foretold by the sages, the Vikes hath Viked

Vikings ....didn't vike? I'm confused.

I'd like to say vikes gonna vike but the essence of vike is to make you believe it's worth having hope in the first place. So what the vikes have viked is the very concept of vike.

You learn more from your failures than your successes

Maybe it's because I replayed Hollow Knight again last month and Got Gud (lol I did not), but I'm not finding Silksong to be that much harder? Or maybe: when your video game skill is like a 5, the delta between 8 and 10 difficulty is harder to perceive?

Lazy / stupid question: is there a bank that lets you link your credit card to your checking account for ATMs? I swear I had this, long ago: a credit card that, when I put it in an ATM, let me choose to withdraw from checking, savings, or credit. I'm sure the reason I don't today is shenanigans

JJ good

I feel like I should get some kind of credit or points for writing out a whole post and then deciding against it and hitting cancel. No drafts, no nothing. Just putting it out there for likes from the universe instead of my followers.

Well there goes my afternoon: I will be playing Watch Face Designer for Wear OS. It's a plugin for Figma that lets you craft watch faces right there and then export directly to Android Studio, to an APK, or even view directly on your device. android-developers.googleblog.com/2025/08/intr...

Hey look it's the new Android statue!

When I learned that the new Pixel 10 phones all support magnetic accessories and wireless charging without a case, I knew exactly what to do... www.youtube.com/shorts/eeGmD...

Whoa am I first in line for Made by Google? Nice! 😎 There is only a little under 19 hours to go... hm wait where is everybody?

well well well youtube.com/shorts/9E2MY...

Oh no same

The Zebra Bananza is the song of the summer. An all timer

Bought a cheap air compressor to help seat recalcitrant tubeless tires and I will only use it a couple times a year and what makes me truly angry is I didn't get it a long time ago.

Love seeing the reactions to the new Samsung Galaxy Z Fold7. I've been blown away myself too - so thin and so LIGHT! www.androidpolice.com/samsung-gala...

if you click the notification bell next to my profile you'll get a push notification when it's Friday, like today is.

New plan: do things I have been procrastinating to procrastinate other things I have been procrastinating.

Just in time for summer, Poolsuite is available as an Android app!! The vibes remain 🌝 immaculate 🌝 play.google.com/store/apps/d...

Hell yeah San Francisco

😅 youtu.be/MTaPRNtRtyQ?...

Got 'em! #AndroidXR www.youtube.com/live/o8NiE3X...

It's Google I/O day! We've got a lot to show you today. Can't wait for everybody to see what's new! 😎

It’s time! #TheAndroidShow: I/O Edition is live! Come check out some of the big changes to Android. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yD...

S O O N www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yD...

Lights. Camera. Android! Tune in May 13th at 10am PT for the Android Show, IO Edition. Very excited to show you everything the team has been working on! www.android.com/io25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKbH...

Lights. Camera. Android! Tune in May 13th at 10am PT for the Android Show, IO Edition. Very excited to show you everything the team has been working on! www.android.com/io25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKbH...

Wind Waker

By the way, I hope you are having a pleasant Friday.

This is self care

You're maybe wondering why I haven't been as online as I used to be lately and the honest answer is that I have a new rule to help with my attention: I only let myself post on Fridays now, like today.

The time to enact my clever plan to get to the top of your quiet posters feed has finally come.

Not made of sugar.

😎🤓😎🤓😎🤓😎 @mkbhd.com youtu.be/az5QL_NLBvg

Just converted the Midnight Special to Flat Bars and went back to the 650B wheels. It's fun!

Android 16 Beta! Personally very excited for the changes coming for Android apps on larger screen sizes like tablets and foldables. :) android-developers.googleblog.com/2025/01/firs...