I’m into fitness gaming. Fitness gaming into my day.

Can’t believe Rian Johnson is going to make muppet knives out

Okay I'm doing it. Live now! www.twitch.tv/blunderchief

What if, in celebration of the coming of Metroid prime 4, I made it my goal to finally beat Metroid: Other M? And what if I streamed myself doing so? I have no idea if I actually have the time to do this, but I’m tempted to try, anyway.

Tired: lettuce on your sandwich. Wired: salt-and peppered, crispy kale that you cooked in a little butter on your sandwich. (Especially if you made more than you needed, because now you have a delightful snack.)

One of the first things I thought when I saw this pitch in my inbox is that I want to invite a friend over just so I can hand this to them as we boot up Smash Bros. www.ign.com/articles/loo...

This is kitchen appliance placement that says, “I’m confident in my continued strength and the future function of my shoulders.”

Still wild that Apple got sued by the company that made the shirts and hats that signified which ones were the cool kids at my middle school.

Having worked in the food service industry, it’s easy to forget that not everybody knows they’re eating the same food every where they go. If you didnt know that, heres a good explainer abojt Sysco! youtu.be/rXXQTzQXRFc?...

The problem with the NPC in Metroid Prime 4 isn’t that he talks a lot. It’s that he’s not voiced by Rob Paulsen.

Premium quality rec from the YouTube algo today. youtu.be/5AQGLmM6NWA?...

And while we’re at it I never need to play another video game with: - an instant fail forced stealth mission - a follow-a-guy-but-not-too-close-or-you-fail mission - an “oops you lost all your gear!” Mission - an encumbrance mechanic

So, correction here, it's not a skin. The Steam Machines Companion Cube is a FULL-ASS ENCLOSURE. www.ign.com/articles/dbr...

The least surprising (and most delightful) thing was in my inbox this morning. www.ign.com/articles/dbr...

I hear that ban a-comin’, it’s rollin round the bend. I ain’t seen the Bluesky since I don’t know when

I feel like this should say, sarcastically, “good luck getting financial assistance…”

Some products just feel made up.

Nobody makes winter gloves with built-in Find My tracking, which would be a useful product. Instead, they make these

Respectfully senators, what the (reportedly) fuck www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

lol

Tag any story I tell about something I did with this sentence and it would work just fine.

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*

While the sinners sin, the children play.

Dang, I waited until my kid was 8 to buy any Nintendo Labo stuff and it feels like I should win some sort of major award. It’s so perfect for this age, and it’s been an absolute pleasure building these as a team.

Found a pretty sick deal on some industrial robots if anyone’s looking. www.ebay.com/itm/23598287...

Tonight I saved an indoor cactus that was falling, a kindness I now regret.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Devastating: I recognized artwork on the wall at the tiny Vietnamese restaurant as AI-generated and said out loud, to my wife, “I think this might be early ChatGPT.” Is there a school I can go to that trains me not to do that

Willing to entertain that he was just trying to go get some water for the guy or whatever but the way he bolted has the energy of “fuck, they said it would be hours before the poison took effect, I gotta cheese it before anyone suspects me.” Either that or he thought ghostly assassins had come.

I really like the reflection on this part of the UI when alarms go off in iOS now. And also, just noticed that they forgot to make the reflection go away when you dismiss the alarm and the snooze button disappears.

I’ll be damned, a Netflix movie I actually want to watch. youtu.be/UtZ1qya0X2M?...

Google’s new camera hardware is as good as usual. Too bad about everything else! gizmodo.com/google-nest-...

Whats especially interesting here, I think, is that more people who bought the switch 2 had gotten their switch 1 in 2020 than those who did in 2019. The pandemic was so fucking good for Nintendo.

I watched one of the new Coke AI christmas ads and decided to write a hot takey blog about it. I don't know why this is the first actual blog I'm doing on my (very neglected and unfinished) personal site, but here we are. www.wes-davis.com/blog-native/...

Oooooh

It’s currently 7:20am. Screen Time is so good on the iPhone that it knows I kept having weird dreams about using a new app last night.

A friend of mine’s band released an album, and it’s quite good. Give it a listen if you’re the type to like alt country and Bruce Springsteen. Also if you’re not, maybe you’ll like it anyway. music.apple.com/us/album/cle...

This was the third and best No Face I saw tonight.

We could’ve had free online tax prep if Trump and DOGE hadn’t happened. Instead we get this horseshit.

ANIMAL CROSSING MOUSE CONTROLS

Weak. Give me a new chainsaw controller you cowards.

Amiibodent Evil. Resident Amiibil. Resiibodent Amevil. Is any of this anything?

House Speaker Johnson, when asked how much longer he was willing to shut the government down rather than extend healthcare subsidies, said, “ohhhh, I’d say about,” then winked knowingly at a nearby group of schoolchildren before shrugging with his hands as he continued, “6, 7 weeks.”

I detect no lie.

you know what we could do it hook these all together and maybe run them in special tracks on a schedule

Men would rather build a horrific deep-state surveillance apparatus than go to therapy. www.theverge.com/policy/80642...

Every single time I take a train, be it a long haul between cities or the public transit variety, I’m furious that we did cars to ourselves. It’s so much more pleasant than driving, taking a bus, or literally any part of taking a flight. I will always vote for trains if given the opportunity.

Siminoff is out here claiming that with AI, Ring cams could almost “zero out crime” within a year. What if these guys faced consequences for just making dumb, bullshit-ass predictions? www.theverge.com/tech/804052/...

My hotel room didn’t come with the bathrobes promised by the website, but at least I can use a landline while I’m pooping.