Jesus, the comments on this. Folks sure do hate fat people, huh

Since nobody asked, here’s what CES looks like (that’s between 8 and 11 miles a day). I’ll spare you pictures of my mangled feet. You’re welcome!

There we go. That there’s a headline.

Still asking this question decades later.

“You can’t help but be in awe of the US military might” yes I fucking can!

no just posting statements from canva

Cancer research costs too much but we have the money to run Venezuela

Holy shit it was David Copperfield who made the dinosaurs disappear

I have one in my glove compartment, plugged into my car, it’s perfect.

I would never

I’m sure someone else has said it before but if anyone needs this: your family doesn’t define you; it just adds context.

Didn't start my Thursday stream at the normal time for Reasons, but I did a short stream and tried something new at the beginning of it. I don't know if it's good, but it was fun to make? www.twitch.tv/videos/26590...

a Nintendo DS Lite

Farewell to 2025, a horrible year. Hello and welcome to 2026, also a horrible year, but one that’s *new.*

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

I'm back for a bit to stream Metroid Prime 4. I'm nearing the end of the game and still don't have enough energy tanks. Hopefully I can wrap this up tonight. Come MST3K me while I do. I believe in you! www.twitch.tv/blunderchief

Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I mean Beethoven was literally the only movie they made in the 1990s. The only example, there was no other.

Totally missed that Trump is putting his shitty, Michael Myers Halloween mask-ass face on national parks passes starting January 1st. www.sfgate.com/national-par...

The book’s general disingenuousness aside, I’d consider betting real money this specific misquotation happened because the authors used ChatGPT in their research.

Bob Saget died too young.

People who want to get morally superior about how they hand-wash everything really gotta reckon with the fact that machine dish-washing uses considerably LESS water and emits considerably fewer greenhouse emissions than standard handwashing practices do. (And you save a lot of time...)

Oops, I forgot to attach screenshots.

The google search blurb for @honorszombie.bsky.social’s review of The Munsters for rogerebert dot com is actually the text from a user comment that was buried enough that i had to tap “load more comments” to find it. Google’s products reek of a total lack of respect for anyone or anything.

Good news, everyone.

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

Make a bond film casual Pewterfinger

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

Seriously though I’m an idiot and even I get that it’s meaningful that the current administration, which gleefully denies all sorts of horrors, went with a no comment on the Cecot story.

Bari-metric pressure Is this anything

Fair use.

Maybe I'm showing my bias here, but I'm tired of seeing overly mean and abusive people called "(blank)-zilla". It's meant to invoke Godzilla, but his rage tend to be because the army is trying to kill him, someone woke him up while he was sleeping, or he's just hangry. Relatable King of the Monsters

Got this for Christmas, it’s just as delightful to build as everyone says. Early on, you build one of the game carts - specifically, Super Mario Land. I debated using the Zelda sticker instead but didn’t. For a fun reason I won’t spoil, that was the right choice.

Most of driving is reasoning and even though humans are awful drivers and selfish pricks they can problem solve in ways robots can't

Dude no fair I want to hang out with Mandy Patinkin.

What if all our accounts showed the three dots when we started typing in the compose box here. I have to think we’d constantly see them start and stop with no payoff as most of us think “nah I probably shouldn’t post that.” Except @jcsalterego.bsky.social. I bet Jerry posts every time.

A hipster butcher shop called bones and sinew

…the fuck is this collection?

Sometimes I think I could work at the onion, then I see a perfect headline like this.

More Metroid Prime 4! I'm going to try to marathon it a bit tonight, see if I can beat it, or at least get close, before I'm gone forever for Christmas and then CES coverage. www.twitch.tv/blunderchief

Hey losers leave trans folks alone

had some extra time tonight, so I'm gonna do a bit more Prime 4 before bed. www.twitch.tv/blunderchief...

I was sad that I didn't like the piranha plant camera! www.ign.com/articles/hor...

I do voices sometimes. Okay a lot. www.twitch.tv/blunderchief...

Got a complaint from someone who said that this story is paywalled, so I shouldn't post it. 1. It's a great story 2. Journalism has value 3. I don't know or care what you subscribe to, this is my feed and I'll post links. Take 'em or leave 'em. Complaints about paywalls get blocked.

It is time for more Prime 4 www.twitch.tv/blunderchief