CHOTINER: How did you get this number. I do not want to talk to you. You are not very interesting. ME: Aha, well I am simply imagining things you might say in a hypothetical conversation with me, a person of no real newsworthiness. CHOTINER: Please stop doing that.

god when you're broke this meal will ruin you

Pray to God that normies learn one thing from this disaster: You don’t have to choose between groceries and human rights. You have cheap eggs and allow trans people to exist. Completely compatible.

we probably should have called it that instead of dynorphin

the system we’re actually getting is just rfk jr arbitrarily picking winners and losers hope that sinks in for everyone

who was it on here who was like the mark of state sovereignty is they can build a jet engine from scratch and there’s like 6 countries that can and France is one? I’ve been thinking about that a bunch.

as a grown man I am not going HAM on national treasure ken jennings over the fact that handwriting in any database system is a seriously critical point of failure. please have me on jeopardy

rapture update: they have bluesky up here, no Facebook, yes insta, no mastodon, no TikTok, yes weChat, no twitter, yes threads, yes discord weird mix honestly

we should all strive to Mackle more and Chatter less, amen

I got raptured AMA

i love that it's apparently fine that trump just kind of stumbles around experiencing the world with childlike wonder for the first time like a naïf with nuclear weapons

every once in a while I remember this song exists, Louis Cole is so good man

Health and science reporters should lead the coverage of all these health-related conspiracy theories & newsroom leaders should keep their both-sides political reporters out of their way.

hey guys where are your Lafayettes, your Pulaskis. send em over.

see, I would have a nice time with Isaac Chotiner because I'm not a war criminal and all my opinions are good

sass cunstein is an s-tier spoonerism

how do you not hear isaac chotiner say something like this and not be like "hey uh I gotta go"

no it's not

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having a severe depressive episode basically just from coming back to the US from vacation abroad. when this is all over i feel like we're going to be able to do retrospective studies to show that the trump era took years off all of our lives.

I sort of don't understand how Facebook is in business anymore

yeah this is actually completely insane

dudes rock

this one was really unexpected honestly

Of all the brands to go for you pick the one that held its own through “the tylenol murders” and refused to change its name

we just let the president say stuff like this i can't get over this

Insane

designating ANTIFA an enemy of the state is telling on yourself

all you fascists born to lose lol

Lol, do your fucking worst, fascists. You already shot your shot and it was only a graze.

[deep drag off cigarette]

if I were Kimmel I would basically bring a bag lunch (smart) and then eat a delicious sandwich

America's Lysenkoist era

this has very broad implications for vaccinations or preventative medicine generally though

the thing I keep coming back to is trump saying like "well if I I'm wrong about this no big deal because tylenol doesn't do anything" with the implication that it does nothing for pain but causes autism. put a pin in that.

it's been a while since I watched the president actually talk about anything at length and it's a fun reminder that the media is absolutely falling down on the job generally and cleaning up after him constantly

the most dependent on pharmaceuticals administration in the history of the republic wants you to know: NSAIDs are bad for you

fun to watch RFK in these press conferences and see that he is even more deranged than the president

the president ended a press conference by insisting that nobody take acetaminophen under any circumstances

well. that's one of the most insane things i've ever seen.

cuba has no money for tylenol and so they don't have autism -president donald j trump

sure lets hear more from doctor oz

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

president just riffing on ozempic right now

this is how the greatest scientific powerhouse in the history of the earth was toppled

okay give all the A-10s to the NIH