There's an old saying in business that you should never launch an enterprise product on the same day as your CSAM scandal. But Elon didn't get to where he is playing by the rules

when Franklin said "a republic if you can keep it" he was kinda talking about the exact scenario that bari weiss is seemingly hell bent on bringing to term

What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam

This is also very obviously the immediate consequence to shutting off stuff like rainbow capitalism.

i regret to inform you that everyone's getting on UpToDate (this is Wikipedia for MDs) 5 minutes before getting their hands up in your guts

i'm still selling stuff did you know there used to be this thing called craigslist that worked pretty well for this and didn't show you weird slop videos at the same time? anyway facebook seems to have killed that more or less.

people don't like when you say Jesus was a communist but it's true

it turns out, the drink itself and all the places where your mouth goes don't touch the floor

iTs BaSiC bIOlogY

what can you even say.

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...

actually America rules and we should say it more

everyone should be on x dot com, where the conversation happens

oh hell yeah

it’s very important that we all say: New York voted for full communism

he swerved to hit cuomo lol

I think people are underestimating how much Mamdani, even more so than your average elected leftist, see it as his top priority to not be seen as a failed mayor. He is not going to be another Brandon Johnson, I’d wager

obamna

He’s the exact antithesis of Trump and while some people think we have to be halfway towards what Trump represents even Trump himself was like damn this is pretty great

legitimately love being the biggest suburbanite imaginable

I’m in Connecticut and it sucks and this is New Yorks problem actually

Zohran has been mayor for twelve minutes and it's still cold in NYC. What the fuck. Mr mayor can you please turn on the sun.

Curtis yarvin is like the most familiar kind of guy if you went to college and it’s just we make him a kind of guy we have to deal with now

I feel like I have to defend my friend here who is not a stupid person at all but literally every subsequent clause I've appended here negates the first one lol

"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border

the most american person is actually a midwesterner

it's fine to collapse the United States down to DC/NY and it's fine to collapse France down to Paris

and they're right to do it

yeah they do that re: Paris

I love living at this time actually

this is the realest shit

"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods

May 2026 be the year of “and then came the shot”

oh no

had a friend bring ceviche to burning man one time. would it surprise you to learn that he got violently ill.

smoking is negatively correlated with Parkinson's and there was a neuroscientist who used to give talks at UW and every time he said that he was like please stop cheering

2025 was the worst year since I've been doing it. no questions.

(two hours in) holy fucking shit

(one hour into one battle after another) holy fucking shit

southwestern Connecticut isn't trapped in New York City. New York City is trapped in southwestern connecticut

if you think I won’t turn our fiat 500e into a technical somehow

I’d love to laugh at the uk but I’m really worried that they’re just 6 to 12 months ahead of us

i have never felt more adamant that we need to put the excel nerds back into every level of power

he doesn’t have the juice

a better world is so clearly possible, evinced in this photo even.

at the end of the day my favorite music video is mostly one about feeling isolated in an uncaring world

This one was a big deal. First Nirvana single off the new record after they got huge with Nevermind. I remember MTV promoting it for weeks before the premiere

The daycare shit is gonna end with someone bringing a gun into a building full of children by March, I’m putting down a marker.