the olympics needs to institute sick jumps in all the sled sports

oh goddammit come on we just dug out

so we're gonna go to war with iran this weekend i really fucking hate it a lot

lol. good bit

So, to summarize, the president‘s speech was: 1.) fuck you, we’re doing tariffs anyway 2.) by the way, I’m gay

"respectfully, we had some dummies"

so is he just going to like defy the court i have no idea what is happening

lol he's so fucking mad

I'm very good at reading language and it read our way 100%

lmao he's gonna tariff even harder

I haven't seen the president in 10 minutes I'm pretty sure he's dead

30 minutes... Critical support to comrade Thrombus.

big win for this guy on tariffs

They're already calling it the most normal press conference ever given. "This is extremely hinged," one observer noted.

Get ready for some very normal stuff over lunch

republican wayne dingus has been caught sniffing a girl's underwear

Sometimes Granpa just says things. Or maybe not? Who knows. *TRUMP SAYS US TO BEGIN RELEASING FILES RELATING TO ALIENS, UFOS

oh okay, sure *TRUMP: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER ALIENS ARE REAL OR NOT

lol what *TRUMP: OBAMA GAVE AWAY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION ON ALIENS

what happened was: she attempted to answer this question one time and came up with "let's do either mock executions followed by indentured servitude or revenge drownings instead of prison"

the only place this should happen is academic conferences

crazy split screen between our country's cool athletes and our stupid shitty government that's about to launch another horrific criminal war

It would be hilarious if it happened today

i cannot stand TERF island getting one over on us here this is absolute bullshit

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

korea showing how to treat a traitorous president is one thing but man, even the UK is stunting on us

surely the board of peace will not look kindly on an invasion of iran!!

oh come on

it's very important to let your internet friends be insane and stupid sometimes. that's what makes the whole thing work folks.

had a dream about a miserable open world videogame set in DC called "Josh Marshall's Blogosphere" where you chase down congressional representatives and interview them so it's time to check myself into some kind of institution

wonder if prince andrew will get a “very unfair!” Trump tweet

GIVE THE DOG A MEDAL

Every once in a while “we’re whalers on the moon” from futurama gets stuck in my head for 3 hours

THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

these idiots are out here maxxing. meanwhile I'm minning my less desirable tendencies

folks an actual shooting war between the US and China puts us so far off any kind of map I'm not sure there's useful historical precedents even

THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it? GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham. NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,

what if we made kai's power goo into a person and then made up a stupid language to describe them

dogs are so great man

hang on. i have just learned there have been four cube movies, none of which is called cube^3. what are people even doing.

The more I think about the DC press slagging AOC for a lack of FP depth while Donald Trump is President, twice, is making me angry enough to explode. The fuck is wrong with the journalists that they're like this

damn this photo goes hard

ramadan mubarak

oh man muppet m&c would slap

now that's a data visualization

"do you have the courage to hate the voters" are you fucking kidding me absolutely 100%

anyway I think (1) you're better off not thinking about a general election that is >2 years in the future (2) viewing a lot of what people say on social media as rending of garments and gnashing of teeth rather than a sincere declaration of voter intent or anything that has electoral consequences