yeah this is actually completely insane

dudes rock

this one was really unexpected honestly

Of all the brands to go for you pick the one that held its own through “the tylenol murders” and refused to change its name

we just let the president say stuff like this i can't get over this

Insane

designating ANTIFA an enemy of the state is telling on yourself

all you fascists born to lose lol

Lol, do your fucking worst, fascists. You already shot your shot and it was only a graze.

[deep drag off cigarette]

if I were Kimmel I would basically bring a bag lunch (smart) and then eat a delicious sandwich

America's Lysenkoist era

this has very broad implications for vaccinations or preventative medicine generally though

the thing I keep coming back to is trump saying like "well if I I'm wrong about this no big deal because tylenol doesn't do anything" with the implication that it does nothing for pain but causes autism. put a pin in that.

it's been a while since I watched the president actually talk about anything at length and it's a fun reminder that the media is absolutely falling down on the job generally and cleaning up after him constantly

the most dependent on pharmaceuticals administration in the history of the republic wants you to know: NSAIDs are bad for you

fun to watch RFK in these press conferences and see that he is even more deranged than the president

the president ended a press conference by insisting that nobody take acetaminophen under any circumstances

well. that's one of the most insane things i've ever seen.

cuba has no money for tylenol and so they don't have autism -president donald j trump

sure lets hear more from doctor oz

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

president just riffing on ozempic right now

this is how the greatest scientific powerhouse in the history of the earth was toppled

everyone be quiet, this rapist has reproductive health advice for us

okay give all the A-10s to the NIH

i'm fucking livid

my stupid dumbass government is telling everyone tylenol causes autism why am i even at work

this cannot be real lol

honestly I think it's time to assume that the left is going to get all the cool or at least functioning shit

I know there's historically been way harder times to be a scientist but in the time I've been alive this is the all around stupidest

jesus christ

Olympus hold music sounds like a Kid A B-side

you gotta give it up for the United States, possibly the stupidest country that's ever existed

i think university administration is at this point too distracted by the millions of dumpster fires to do any kind of regular departmental oversight

hey come on

lol

"Eff trente-cinq" is French for "airborne homosexual"

the f-35 is feminine coded now sorry

would people be happier if we painted the toothy smiley face on the F-35

i would really appreciate if we would stop blowing up boats

"a distributed public-private form of speech policing" it's like he is describing an imagined Obamacare that regulates speech

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

I timed my vacation pretty perfectly then

[getting screamed at by everyone for my terrible takes] I am overcoming you [suppressing tears] where it really matters—in my own mind