i love jimothy

i didn't know this. incredibly dark.

yeah well i don't have a constitutional right to a pasta pass (but i should)

ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE

there are white hats in the building CONFIRMED

wait.

seeing people post the curtains for zoosha screengrab a lot more lately, congrats to everyone on getting older

R wants me to run an update but last time I let it do that it broke like 50% of my Rmds, so no

i'll probably watch it on a plane, the way Nolan intended

tim heidecker is going to break his brain or his vocal cords

air quality even worse today what the hell

I had to do something in python the other day and I forgot that it handles indentation stupidly and I got so mad

i'm the guy at the jolly rancher factory that heats every single candy with a hair dryer so it doesn't detach from the wrapper cleanly

i think the "this avatar was blocked" account is a lot less fun than the "user was blocked for this post" account

haha! that is incredibly corrupt!

r/twosentencehorror

this is uh, incredibly bad for the drug development and approval process

saw someone say “looks like a Godspeed You! Black Emperor album cover” and wasn’t sure if they were doing a bit

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

Edward Onigiri?

this works for a lot of things to be honest

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

[to the tune of California Love by 2pac] 🎵DIARRHEA LETTUCE🎵

kinda surprised nobody in the admin has suggested invading canada to stop the wildfires

gonna start talking like this to my boss

chat we are so back www.bbc.com/news/article...

Absolutely wild to me that cardiac deaths have dropped by half in the last 30 years.

someone in New Haven does these pirate traffic advisory stencils all over the place with Audrey Hepburn which I quite like

instead of fumbling with sunglasses, Spielberg should have had Sam Neill pop out a monocle

Herbie Hancock literally in the studio

Instead of seeing The Odyssey why don't you SEE how ODD the freakin President is

There is a raccoon running around Capitol Hill who has Shortened Spine Syndrome.

i love having an AQI widget on my lock screen so I know how much it sucks to go outside. That’s fun, to me

🚨empty plate carrier alert🚨

CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong?

mr president do not look straight down the barrel of the camera ffs

Broke: midsommar is a movie about bad relationships Woke: midsommar is a movie about white supremacists Bespoke: midsommar is a movie about how grad students should be killed

Remember American McGee how did he trick us into that

now I’m no politics expert but I’ve been following the president for some time and i bet he’s actually not resolved to carry this on as long as it takes

for example: I had a friend find out doing a biology lab that they were adopted. be ready to find answers you are not ready for when you turn the tools inward

Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated.

we will eliminate branches of government, one by one, until you meet our demands

anytime people start unpacking this stuff they don’t like what they find. biology rocks

I think this is going to be interesting because I think they’ll be surprised how many hypermasculine-coded career military men have below-average testosterone and visa versa

Make It Make Sense is a Tim Heidecker production right?

I love that everyone still has their d&d class on here. really makes it feel like an old forum

good lord haha

how in the fuck are we talking about woke odyssey lol