Oh. So he could have done this last year. Got it.

Trump just referred to the White House as a 'shit house.' "I was told by my wife, you have to act presidential. So don't use foul language. I won't. Therefore, normally I would have said it was a shit house, but I don't want to say that. The columns were falling down. The plaster was falling off."

This is absolutely outrageous. SCOTUS reinstated Texas gerrymander 15 weeks before primary because they claimed it was too close to election to block it but now allowing Alabama to gerrymander one week before primary after trial court found map was intentionally discriminatory against Black voters

Supreme Court Unblocks Alabama’s Racially Discriminatory Map, Showing That Alito Was Lying talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...

I’m watching this ridiculously improbable dream of a movie called Mrs Harris Goes to Paris. And in all its ridiculousness, its charm is so rewarding.

Is 11 texts in a row saying the same thing from your pharmacy bordering on harassment?

I want what Hungary’s having. “But what’s wrong with all of this? You don’t want this?” No ew🤢 /

NO NO NO!! finance.yahoo.com/economy/poli...

Well this aged terribly

Yeah that’s right bitch you better change your mind about that quarantining. Say it louder.

Tomorrow is the official primary voting day in West Virginia. If you didn’t early vote you must vote tomorrow and take photo ID with you. ballotpedia.org/West_Virgini...

The US did NOT contact airline passengers who flew with people known to have been infected with hantavirus. Cool cool.

This is like watching a horror movie and the lead walks right into the building the killer is in and you’re screaming at the screen “Nooooooo!” and all the other characters are saying “No don’t go in there!” And the lead goes anyway.

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It told them killing children would get more attention. No AI company should ever get immunity.

Efficiently destroying the environment *and* society at once.

Dammit. www.cbsnews.com/news/cruise-...

Christ I’m dizzy from this.

Her husband wrote an entire book telling people not to go to college like him.

Meanwhile it’s cool that this administration pardons the ones that straight up drag the hangman’s noose to the Capitol Building and chant to literally hang the VP.

unfortunately, kim il sung's clothes hang a lot better

“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”

See how I didn’t go to a landfill in Argentina then bring a virus back to a ship to bird watch? Very mindful. Very local. Very not fucking around.

It’s not sunny and nobody looks happy. Also don’t know what else is growing in this hanging plant.

Why is there not an app that tells you if it’s “National ___Day” like pie day or asthma awareness month or whatever? Like just a random “ today is the one day out of the year that this dental clinic cleans everyone’s teeth for free” or “This cookie shop gives out free cookies on its anniversary!”

Hello, Bluesky. Today is my birthday. Please enjoy this, my official 57th Birthday portrait. For the avoidance of doubt, I am on the left. I hope wherever you are, you are having a very good my birthday, indeed.

There is a man walking down my street yelling “FDT, mutherfucker”.

“That’s not my crop”. Whose crop is it? Are you sure you didn’t plant those seeds? Is the FO happening sans the FA? I’m not so sure we didn’t mostly all have something to do with the planting through some inaction on our part. Though it may not have been the seed you thought you sowed.

The rest of the world is quarantining their hantavirus exposed. The rest of the world. Not us. No because why would we do anything that made sense.

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

Elongated sigh….

The lady who chased school shooting victims down the street is who I need to listen to cool are you always this high

This cruise ship has sex offenders. This one has Hantavirus. This one has Norovirus.

I think we can stop saying unprecedented when it comes to something Trump does.

Son: It also says “Wow”. 😂

While you can’t afford a trip for your family this summer, you just paid for Sean Duffy’s 7-month road trip at $4.55 per gallon of gas.

WHY DOES MARCO RUBIO HAVE SO MANY JOBS? (i wrote this article! Me, a person! Who did not ask AI for help even once!)

French prosecutors seek charges against Elon Musk and X over child sexual abuse images

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but what’s going on in the south right now with voting rights and erasure, is a “kitchen table issue” — for Black families. And it should be for everyone.

On this day in 1961, 21-year-old John Lewis and two other civil rights activists were severely beaten by a mob at the Rock Hill, South Carolina, Greyhound bus terminal while protesting segregation.

ABC is pushing back against the Trump administration, accusing the FCC of chilling First Amendment-protected speech.

Always the really important things on Chuck’s mind.

he’s gonna get grok reprogrammed again

Is there a competition this week to see which state is the most racist? I would think Tennessee had it but Alabama…Jesus.

i never really bought into the whole 'these fucks are a death cult' narrative but these fucks are a death cult

Trump's obviously getting a kickback

I do sometimes wonder what sins I've committed to merit being punished by living in the stupidest possible timeline...

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