pepperoni is an abomination.

also, a "deal" between parties who don't agree on what the terms even *are* is not a deal and referring to it as one is inaccurate.

Republicans in Congress are complicit. It’s okay to say that out loud

The famous Andor line is that "tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle." Here is a perfect example of that through malicious compliance: Idaho forced the city of Boise to remove its Pride flags. So the city painted rainbows everywhere else.

FLOOD repub districts with volunteers to news gossip. at the walmart, hardware store, cafes, coffee shops, grocery stores. EVERYFUCKINGWHERE. just loud enough for other ppl to hear. drop "omg, did you HEAR about this?! i just called. they HAVE to do something!" & show ppl how (5calls.org etc.)

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

it doesn't mean a fucking thing to say shit "off the record" or "privately express concern". IF YOU DON'T SPEAK OUT AGAINST IT, you are condoning authorizing accepting sanctioning consenting approving and endorsing ALL. OF. IT.

Jon Ossoff, Jason Esteves, Keshia Lance Bottoms and the whole Georgia Democratic apparatus is definitely happy seeing these numbers.

Your reminder that even if the war truly ended tonight, and Iran let every tanker sail through the Strait tomorrow, oil does not teleport, wells have been shut down and will take weeks or months to reopen, storage facilities have been destroyed, and refining capacity has been significantly damaged.

this has to happen EVERY TIME! *make* conservatives and the press define the buzzwords they're tossing around!

Every election post tonight is like "Wow the Democrats won the mayoralty in Racismville. Trump didn't just win Racismville but all of Klan-Guntruck County by 42."

Another Dem win in Wisconsin: In traditionally red WOOD COUNTY, voters reelected a county judge who was appointed by Democratic Governor Tony Evers. Emily Nolan-Plutchak, the winner, is a longtime public defender. She defeated a Republican DA.

BREAKING: Democrat Alison Page has defeated longtime Republican incumbent Dan Toland in the River Falls, Wisconsin mayoral race, flipping the seat from red to blue. Toland had held the office since 2012.

BREAKING: Democrat Alicia Halvensleben has defeated Republican Scott Allen in the Waukesha, Wisconsin mayoral race, flipping the seat. This marks a major political shift in one of the most historically conservative suburbs in the Milwaukee area and follows a night of major shifts away from the GOP.

Liberals now have significant majorities on all three "Blue Wall" state supreme courts: 5-2 in Wisconsin, 5-2 in Pennsylvania, 6-1 in Michigan. Their latest win, tonight in Wisconsin, is a romp: Chris Taylor leads by about 20 points, having so far flipped 15+ counties that went for Trump in 2024.

huzzah! #fm4l

a small town in wisconsin is now one of the first municipalities to pass an anti-data center referendum at the ballot box letting them have the power to stop future projects

Well, Allah sure showed Trump.

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

He doesn't get credit for calling off the genocide he threatened to commit

“A whole civilization will die tonight," is plainly threatening genocide and war crimes. Congress MUST step in. Republicans need to join Democrats to take action. Call Congress back into session—we should vote to end this war immediately.

We won't last 33 more months of this. This must stop. We must make it stop.

agreed. this is NO TIME to giggle and think his threats are nbd. especially bc *other countries* aren't laughing this off.

Regardless of whether it’s all talk, when the leader of our country expresses plainly genocidal intent, everyone has to do something. For citizens of all political stripes, it means rejecting this madness. For Congress, it means taking action to rein him in. Now.

...*less* than 2 weeks to get him out of office. this shit is getting too out of hand. we can't expect to keep dodging the bullet (bombs). AND, iran ain't going to sit around waiting. the situation is just as, if not more dangerous now.

BERMAN: Do you think Congress should have a vote if the United States is going to make a whole civilization die? MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here BERMAN: I was quoting

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

Really happy to see that Mayor Mamdani has taken his team's social media skills and used it to publicize what good government looks like. This is good politics and good policy at once.

funny how *we've* been seeing their twitter posts, lego commercials, video of leaders making statements, and written declarations. oh, and iran's foreign minister has been interviewed on national u.s. news programs 5 times.

...and zee bunny he fly in the big jet to throw poop at the peoples who hate america. the end

Happy fuckin Easter, you crazy bastards.

Republican Timeline: “There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war” - Lincoln “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - Trump (on Easter)

reads like heggy said the sweary bits when he was drunk last night, and the rest is stephen's work, but he threw it in bc he's getting as antsy as the rest of us to ditch 47.

Marco Rubio (Marsh 31): “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military” Trump today (April 1): “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military” Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

no military jets got shot down by enemy fire under obama or biden. just sayin'.

did It Happen? no, of course not but the periodic weekend “maybe It’s Happening” rumor mill is an important mental health salve, carry on

Matt Gaetz got ratioed

Thomas Massie absolutely cooked Julie Kelly

NYT reports Hegseth is firing generals because they won’t take Black/female officers off the promotions list.🤔 In the middle of a war. 🎪

dear general george: talk. please. sincerely, the american people

I am thinking of what Noem and Bondi did to their physical appearances to please the King, and how they are stuck with it forever. It is a mirror held up to their internal selves.

His cornbread ain't done in the middle.

Great speech, dude.

rough day for a whole generation. i literally started shaking about 9 minutes before launch.

e-3 sentry jet? never heard of it. besides, everyone knows we won in the first hour, obliterated their armed forces, decimated their weapons and drone manufacturing plants. which is *why* we need to keep bombing it. WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?! jeez.

Did this guy not remember all the runaways who went to Canada?

if (heaven forfend) the supremes fuck up this ruling, the citizenship of millions of americans would have to be revoked. ...because it would mean that children born to immigrants in the u.s. after 1868 weren't citizens. so *their* children weren't citizens. and so on, and so on, and so on.

let the filings commence.