look, all i'm saying is... james talarico ordering two meatless breakfast tacos so someone *else* could have meat in their two tacos is the most christ-like thing a texan can do. HAVE THEY SAID 'THANK YOU' EVEN ONCE?!

It's wild seeing some people getting angry at this post from James Talarico (he posted it to Twitter). This is such a normal thing for a candidate to say. It's fine.

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them: STOP CALLING US FASCIST!!! also them: anti-fascists are terrorists.

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

James Talarico: Ken Paxton is morally unfit for office. He’ll lie to you with a straight face. He’s failed the character test. He’s the most corrupt Attorney General of our lifetime. Those aren’t my words. Those are the words of Ken Paxton’s fellow Republicans.

psst, hey james... go old testament and talk about how ken paxton broke his *covenant* with the people. you need not even mention the adultery, because they'll fill that part in all by themselves.

This plan is actively *insane.* Airlines cannot divert large numbers of international flights from one city to another; they'd just have to cancel flights en masse, causing enormous economic damage that splashed waaaaay beyond a few big cities that were the target.

Thanks to @hcrichardson.bsky.social for teaching those who need to follow POTUS' posts on TruthSocial how to do so w/out joining it and w/out advertising.

Now: Hostages at Delaney Hall kidnapped by ICE flash the lights to let us know they hear us. "Free them all."

"flash a microphone in their face and all of a sudden their balls crumple up a bit." 🤣👏🤏

thanks, texas magapublicans! you just gave us 2 more republican members of congress with nothing left to lose.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

AFTER you hear someone say "they just pepper sprayed a girl right in the face" the same gICEtapo guy proceeded to grab TWO OTHER people by the hair and LIFT THEIR HEADS UP so he could pepper spray them right in the face.

"leave it to the states" when he wants to cut federal $ to give his buddies tax breaks. "the states can't make their own rules" when he wants his buddies & family to profit.

WAKE UP AMERICANS! Want this to end?????

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

it would NOT be normal for an 80 yo to fall asleep at a family reunion while aunt jenny was telling a story about her disney cruise with the kids, you dipshit.

A three-judge federal court panel with two Trump appointees just issued a stunning rebuke to the Roberts Court.

ahem, hey donald? THIS is what an 80 yo man in perfect health looks like. you wouldn't even be able to walk barefoot down to the water's edge.

How many service members did trump visit at Walter Reed, since he is in perfect health and already there?

from what i've heard, we could balance the federal budget if we took all of you on a tour of america and sold tickets to the stocks & pillories festivals that culminate in a good ol' fashioned tarring and feathering.

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

Please do not repost this. We have enough problems without letting our enemies know that 105,000 Trumpsters will be at the UFC at the White House on Sunday, June 14, 2026.

ON THE SAME DAY. NATIONWIDE. EVERY dem gov, ag & state/fed members of congress show up to a gulag in their state with 25 national guard and demand entry. set up large portable movie screens at fed courthouses & buy an hour of local & national tv time to livestream. rent billboards & bus ads.

“We’re not here for trouble… we’re just here to see our family members.” Outside Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark on Day 4 of the hunger strike, a 10-year-old whose father is detained inside confronts masked guards, asking why they won’t show their faces. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

Right up there with this Kim classic (📷 Andrew Harnik/AP)

is he practicing his material for a beat poetry open mic night? am i supposed to be snapping my fingers? fuck, i just remembered i don't own a beret!

🤣 the atomic energy commission was abolished by the energy reorganization act of 1974. 🤣

i dig ddg. but what do we call using it? i duckduck go'ed doesn't work. maybe i went duckduckgoing for ___ or i duckduck went ___

every gen x'er and introvert: huh. ok. crisis averted then, i guess. anyhow...

the world needs more guinea pig cartographers

"geomagnetic storm" was trending on my search engine, so i got curious. either this is the most epic programming prank, or the most hilarious coincidence. 🤣

this person has clearly failed to factor in that SHARKS live in the sea. no fucking way any red-blooded american would drive a car that runs on shark-tained salt. 🇺🇸

these poor fools are not my enemy, so it stands to reason that i would take the time to post a screed about what paranoid weirdos they are. (also, what the FUCK is wrong with those irrational freaks who put little padlocks on their luggage?!)

are they measuring that by character count? bc last time i checked, the regime called those the 2 top issues in negotiating a deal. [alt text: post saying 95% of the peace deal is done, the only things left to negotiate are opening the straight of hormuz & turning over all nuclear material.]

when a pigeon is hanging out at the bird feeder but you're also in a really comfortable position...

@autismsupsoc.bsky.social @thinkingautism.com @maxiemoosie.bsky.social

*then* he'll appoint a special search committee to oversee a nation-wide call for members of the executive commission that will convene to draft a structure for recruiting the chief negotiator responsible for determining the next venue for the development of a preliminary outline to consider

i hate the regime with every fiber of my being.

Journalists who start headlines with the words “Trump says …” should back up and decide whether there’s a more credible approach to take.

we all should assume our personal data was illegally accessed and shared for political purposes, and seek $864,547 each from the anti-weaponization fund. as with the fund amount itself, this amount represents estimated personal and punitive damages. www.npr.org/2026/01/23/n...

yep.

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

If I told you ten years ago all of the Jeopardy winners, doctors, lawyers, stat-focused sports nerds, and premium shitposters escaped Twitter on a pirate ship to a website that was completely inhospitable to Nazis and phrenologists……. I don’t know, man, I’d be pretty excited.

sorry ma'am, you only have enough money for a nathan lane. i can throw in an extra "a" though.

“No I got your joke, my response to your joke was also a joke.” - Ancient Autistic Proverb

the ai telemarketing industry hit a new low. the one who called to ask if i wanted to consolidate my debt sounded *a lot* like pete buttigieg. yes i knew it was a scam. yes i knew it was ai. yes i knew it wasn't him. but that's just mean. it's fucking HARD to hang up on secretarymayor pete!

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

i'm not on bluesky because i want to live in a bubble. i'm on bluesky because i love reading long manifestos about what's wrong with bluesky by people who don't spend enough time here to know someone does this every 10 days.