Happy Mother’s Day 🖤

Happy Mother’s Day 🖤

the feminine urge to

this intrepid fellow will lead us to the weekend

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings Trilogy?

ok i called a vet and got an estimate of probably over 200 dollars as a ballpark. if anyone can donate money to help my baby Kratos i would be beyond grateful. he is sick with a respiratory infection and some rot on his mouth. he means more than the world to me. ca&venmo: noctghxst

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Because it seems a lot of people on Bluesky have forgotten the concept of a joke:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is burst through the doors of Helm’s Deep

My mom just yelled at me because I told her shrimps is bugs

Me, watching Aragorn do anything in any of the movies

I am sandwiched between two heating pads and high off my tits. But I ordered two new Lord of the Ring shirts. Adenomyosis: 1,000,000 Kenzie: 1

I’m dying. Send help.

BARAD DÛR! Now on Inprnt :) www.inprnt.com/gallery/brucemackay/barad-dur/

You know what? Hell yeah I’m cool. I’m a self published author and illustrator, published and award winning documentary photographer, former gallery artist, and I studied yoga in India. After becoming disabled, I started a YouTube channel anonymously while completely bedridden and still rocked it. 🔥

I blue myself

I blue myself

Me, driving: Pedestrians have lost their damn minds. Are they trying to get hit?? Me, as a pedestrian: Hit me I dare you.

Me, driving: Pedestrians have lost their damn minds. Are they trying to get hit?? Me, as a pedestrian: Hit me I dare you.

be there

Me, sabotaging my financial future by buying trinkets and merch

New month, new hair. #promosky I’m Sidney, and here’s all the stuff I love: 🌙 Stardew Valley ✨ Tomodachi Life 🌙 Coral Island ✨ The Sims 🌙 Animal Crossing ✨ Sleep Token 🌙 The 1975 ✨ Cigarettes After Sex 🌙 The Cure ✨ Coffee 🌙 Tarot ✨ Sanrio 🌙 Tattoos ✨ Romance novels/films 🩵 Jupi

Me, sabotaging my financial future by buying trinkets and merch

Hi,I’m Christy! Possibly over the bats, for sure a beautiful nightmare 🦇#promosky Horror Games & Cult of the lamb / Digital Artist (learning concept &splash art for game Dev) / LOTR nerd / Metal, k pop, & others / tattoos, piercings / Anime, Manga, Webtoons / Smut book lover / PROUD MONSTER FUCKER

It cost me $75 to fill up my tank of gas yesterday and I am still nauseous over it

May #Promosky Hi, I'm Kathryn! (She/They) Follow me if you like: 💀 Grade A hornyposting 🖤 American Football 💀 Knitting 🖤 Music, but especially metal 💀 Transphobe bullying 🖤 Veggie/Pescatarian meals 💀 Cats 🖤 Alt Fashion/Makeup 💀 Reading about social justice in sports 🖤 Being really gay 💀 Paganism

new month, new #promosky 🖤🦇 my name is alysa. 28 years old. local cryptid. lover of spooky things and music. MDNI! -420 -Horror Movies -Video games -Post-punk/New Wave/Gothic Rock -LOTR -ASOIAF/AKOTSK -TLOZ -Silent Hill/Resident Evil -Swords/medieval history Likes & reposts are appreciated! :3

It’s birthday month aka May, new #Promosky✨ I’m Charlotte, your Northern Irish bestie ☘️ Loves cats, coffee, travel + tattoos✨ If you enjoy games like: ✨Final Fantasy ✨Kingdom Hearts ✨Yakuza ✨BG3 ✨Ghost of Tsushima/Yōtei Etc As well as reading murder mystery, romantasy, manga + anime, TWD, GOT

I don't do these often but eh why not, it's #promosky time: I'm Carly! 💜✨ I mainly post about gaming (RPGs & Act/Adv especially but play a variety), Virtual Photography and my dog, Pebbles. I write my own reviews for a majority of the games I play, and I stream over on Twitch! tncarly.carrd.co

May #promosky I'm Matt, I buy too many games and spend more time complaining about that than actually playing them. Just want to meet more moots! 🗡️ Final Fantasy 🪄 Tales 🪄 Trails 🪓 God of War ⏪ Life is Strange 🏭 Satisfactory 🥷 Assassin's Creed 🥷 Ghost of Tsushima 🪖 Battlefield 6 ↺ + ♡︎ pls

May 🌸( 18+ only ) #promosky 🧚🏾‍♀️Sanrio 🧚🏾‍♀️animal crossing 🧚🏾‍♀️Disney DreamLight Valley 🧚🏾‍♀️at home nail girly 🧚🏾‍♀️Sims 1,2,3,4 🧚🏾‍♀️steam deck/ switch/ gaming laptops 🧚🏾‍♀️aesthetic PC builds/ setups 🧚🏾‍♀️corgis 🧚🏾‍♀️pink 🧚🏾‍♀️makeup & fashion 🧚🏾‍♀️FUCK ICE & TRUMP 🧚🏾‍♀️Disney ♡ / ↻ appreciated

I’m Kenzie and these are my obsessions for my May #promosky 🥀 Lord of the Rings 🥀 Sinners 🥀 Interview with the Vampire 🥀 Baldur’s Gate 3 🥀 Cult of the Lamb 🥀 Ghost (the band) 🥀 Tattoos 🥀 Memes 🥀 My dog Lucy

I’ve been on hormones for about a month now and it’s killed my capacity for connection (as well as general interest in life and happiness). If you see me shit posting and not replying to messages, it’s not you it’s me. Just gotta adjust and I’ll be back. 🖤

I am going to violently throw up on the next person who brags about using AI at work

Me to myself in the mirror:

Narrator: She in fact gave a fuck. She actually gave far too many fucks.

Queer sexually, queer socially, queer politically

Me, when I see my friends posting selfies

I’m tired, chat

Employers need to understand the difference between paying us a livable wage and paying us a surviving wage

@kharisology.bsky.social @gamergorlgabs.bsky.social GIRLS LOOK. NEIL IS ALSO NARRATING THE AUDIO BOOK.

I sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies when I start moving

Joy is rebellious, don’t forget.