sometimes life really just grabs you by the bush and takes you for a spin and that's why my poochina is bald

i should have known it was gonna be a rough life when i felt bad for inanimate objects as a child

the urge to tell my ex that brain eating bacteria would starve in his head

i love sleep token but i am not paying $60 for a poster 😭

i'm so sexually frustrated i think i might go commit crimes about it

i'm gonna be cranky today i just know it

poochina needs attention from bf today 😠

MY BF GOT US TICKETS TO SEE HAYLEY WILLIAMS IN MAY

*sits in my office chair criss cross applesauce*

fantasy ball fit check ✔️

it has been a good birthday 😊

how i change in front of my bf who has seen every inch of my body

i wish i could shut off my dumb brain sometimes

my bf got one of those baja blast pies and i'm ngl it was not as disgusting as i thought it would be

im not trying to jump to conclusions or get my hopes up but i told my bf i was upset about hayley williams not coming to oregon then later he asked me if i would rather go to arizona or california (both locations also dates on her tour) and then asked me if i'm signed up for her fanclub newsletter🤔

bruh i stg someone just uploaded a sex tape on fb and then deleted it i wonder if that was on accident omfg i would literally fake my own death and move to a new country 😭

my birthday is on wednesday. i'm a fucking senior citizen 😭

the crazy thing about relationship trauma is that idk when i'm just overthinking shit or if i should follow what my gut is telling me

this time change has got me so fucked up watching the sunset on my lunch break

big on following through with your word

i wonder if he will ever post me lol

normal sleep schedule? don't know her. every day i sleep tomorrow. even yesterday i slept today.

i love scorpios you intense little freaks

i couldn't imagine being an influencer and just filming myself all day everyday i literally cringe at myself when i take a selfie

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 🕷🕸

they're actually so fucking evil and they just think its so funny

in the spirit of halloween, kill them (with kindness)

what a fucking day it has been so far 🫩

bad omens isnt coming to oregon fuck my fucking chungus life

how ur email finds me

the feminine urge to run my ex over with my car 🥰🥰🥰

i had to leave work early saturday bc of a horrible migraine. i went to my bfs to sleep and woke up to him coming home saying "i got you 3 different kinds of medicine and soup and a sandwich" he's the sweetest ever i am so lucky to have him 🥺💘

me: i need to do a hair mask bf: what's a hair mask??? why do you need that? me: cuz my hair is dry and crusty bf: *touches hair* oh i think i need one too 🤣🤣🤣 i love him

i have the worst headache right now 😭

this lady just told me that my eyes are mesmerizing and that they remind her of vampire eyes. i will be riding this high for the rest of the day.

so excited for may because i get to fly to MN and see bring me the horizon, but more importantly SUGAR

It’s baddies be sick week. If you’re sick rn you’re a baddie. I don’t make the rules.

coffee doesnt give me energy, just poops

we aren’t married, but he is my husband

i know i just got a tattoo, but i need another tattoo

"i forgive and forget" that's nice. i remember and hate.

when i need to be a bitch i know lyssas got me

nothing annoys me more than an 'out of touch with reality' mf

kim k, my culture is not your costume

it's time to change up my hair

i ♡ my friends

ALL I CAN DO IS SAY THAT THESE ARMS WERE MADE FOR HOLDING YOU

there's only one thing that will fix my attitude

"people you may know" and its the worst person you've ever met

what it feels like to use an app that doesnt have dark mode