not liking mint chocolate chip ice cream is understandable but as soon as you tell me "it tastes like toothpaste" i'm just gonna assume that you dont brush your teeth

not toasting the bread to your breakfast sandwich is serial killer behavior

unfortunately, my newly visible wrinkles only convince me that i could be a more convincing actress and not... that i am in fact... aging (i have not acted since elementary school plays).

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i feel like i'm not utilizing my free will as much as i could be

as an introvert and someone who hates confrontation, i love it when someone who was starting to annoy me unfollows me first 🫣

idk what tax bracket at&t thinks i'm in, but it sure ain't the "gift your favorite dad a new iPhone for father's day" one

those kill crew sets are so fucking cute i want everything

ah yes my favorite time of year when you open your car door only to be met with the heat of 1000 suns

throwing it wayyy back with kya! she is such a badass i wanted to be her so bad

thai food is so goated

I'm not saying i have favorite best friends or anything but id buy plane tickets for sug and lex to come visit me and I cant really think of anyone else I would extend that offer to sooooooo I would say definitely are ranking high up there

lol the lady i order spring rolls from everyday was so concerned that i am just having spring rolls for lunch like honey you dont understand i have the appetite of a 4 year old. this will provide me with enough sustenance for the next 24 hours if i need it to.

its so dumb we have to actively clip coupons when we grocery shop like just give me the fucking discount are we serious???

i'm prepping a grocery order send me your go to dinners pls 😌🩶

guess what i'm eating for lunch today? yep you guessed it. more spring rolls.

i need to pluck my eyebrows so bad but i can't find any of my tweezers

didnt know jason mamoa was a dj

did anyone else play half life (please say yes please say yes please say yes)

i come home from work i give my bf a smooch i shower i get out of the shower i give my bf another smooch he brings me pizza and lemonade i fucking love my life

i dont think ive ever felt more validated than i did in the moment the real estate agent selling mine and my ex husbands house told me that she doesnt know how i ever put up with him & that she doesnt understand how he has the job that he has & said its gotta be because of his daddy(it 10000% is) 💀

i haven't done my makeup since my friends bach party and feeling kinda ugly but at least the body is tea rn

i am such a chronic overthinker. i could literally be dying and only focusing on all the problems its going to cause for my loved ones lmfao

my hair has thinned out so much im about to get pregnant again just for the hair and nails

if dr pepper was a real person they could do whatever they wanted to my body

its the cutest thing ever to me that my bf still asks me to go out on dates with him even though we live together now🥹💕

me to myself: say less baby girl

things i like to say around the office that prove i am the personality hire: 🧵

i want spring rolls

my kids daycare telling me i will need to pay for june and july to "hold her spot" even though we dont need summer care AND she was already approved for free preschool in september at this location is CRAAAAZY! eat my entire ass babe 🖤

just gotta make it through this work day then i get a day off tomorrow to just spend at home with the kiddos. the way i NEED this after the busy month i've had.

there's just something about getting ready together for a night out with your girlfriends that men will just never understand 💅🏻

life feels peaceful for the first time in what feels like forever. i am happy with my job. i have a home where i dont dread walking through the door every night. a partner who makes me feel loved and appreciated every single day, who makes me laugh harder and smile bigger than i ever have. thankful🖤

but ew, work soon. really killing the vibes.

i love quiet and slow mornings. its been a very peaceful start to my day

my friends bachelorette weekend in seattle has been lots of fun! 🖤🤡🎈

🤡🎪🎈🖤

seattle today for my friends bachelorette 🥳 but also 🫩 no more traveling for me for at least a month lol

i need to brag about my bf for a moment and let you all know that when i stopped by the house on my lunch he was prepping homemade meatballs and pasta from scratch for dinner tonight😭💕

gotta stay an hour late at work tonight for a stupid call night... yeeeuck

my acowar book is MIA since the move and i am NOT being nonchalant about it at all

work selfie!!!

pheonix, minneapolis and seattle all in the same month is honestly crazy of me to do to myself

my brain still thinks im in fight or flight mode constantly. its so hard for me to just feel relaxed these days. im hoping after a crazy month of traveling is over with, things will feel a little more mellow.

can i be so real with you guys rn the names of characters in aot confused the hell out of me when i first watched. eren. armin. erwin. liiiiiike was that intentional or

i get…. ATTACHED… LIKE A LEECH

now how do i kill 5 hours in an airport without abusing my liver?

my quick little trip has come to an end but i had such a good time with sug and the concert was amazing! looking forward to being home with my family tonight 🖤