Oh shit, I better learn how to market a game

Our SPECIAL SURPRISE has been ordered finally for our @gamesground.bsky.social announcement TASTY

Wandering around the Unity backend, trying to find shit like

Haha, who up needing to make builds, create Steam pages, figure out how to reach influencers, doing financial admin and trying to get any kind of funding by smashing rocks together and not actually making games?

@byterockers.games psst. We should hang out

Budgeting is hard. Paying for it is harder. Need a publisher or sugar zaddy or something.

Who are we and what do we do? We're NOTHING MATTERS and we're a small game dev studio out of Berlin making "INSECTA VINDICTA" a game about murdering humans for revenge. All of the humans. It'll be announced at Games Ground on November 13th. Be there. #indiegames #gamedev #newgames #hashtaglol

Our costumes for @gamesground.bsky.social are ready so that the game announcement creates some real BUZZ 🪰

November 13th. Games Ground, Berlin. Be there or be ... I guess somewhere else. I'm not your mom

Stellar Cartography, we're coming for you! youtu.be/eUJ_ifjKopM?...

Seems we're developing a beef with a "rival" Berlin studio just in time for announcing our game. Blood in the streets, yo

Currently dealing with the Unity backend for our many sins

101 followers. I knew we could do it. Telling Dad now so he'll stop telling me to get a real job

Our costumes for @gamesground.bsky.social are ready so that the game announcement creates some real BUZZ 🪰

The costumes are here. Reveal at 100 followers.

Just ordered a banner, two roll ups, stickers and posters for @gamesground.bsky.social so worst case scenario my family can eat roll ups for Christmas 🎄🎁

Amazed this never worked. ONE OF THE COSTUMES CONTAINS A FOUR YEAR OLD.

We have an announcement date. Let's see which organ gives out this time

The costumes are here. Reveal at 100 followers.

So how are everyone's immune systems after gamescom?

Sat on the couch, with no publisher, funding or even at gamescom, watching Opening Night Live and stuffing my face with salty snacks and mid range whiskey: "I could do better than all of this..."

Fuck it. We don't need funding or gamescom or a publisher or even a tiny following. All we need is a dream. I mean a drink. Let's drink

Saw a bee today. Remember to protect the bees. Or they might turn on you.

Gamescom FOMO is real now. Foughts of murdering ourselves

Well gamescom is cancelled due to a medical incident involving 3 bottles of sparkling wine, a woodchipper and some wild assumptions what the human body is capable of so if any publisher types not going to gamescom want to talk: Slide into my DMs

As we head to gamescom next week, here is the first screenshot of our game, Insecta Vindicta. Announcing properly after gamescom when our feet, livers and minds have recovered. #Indiegames #Gamedev #ScreenshotTuesday #Insect #Revenge

trailer is done for gamescom. thanks @garyjkings.bsky.social Releasing soon(TM) for public consumption.

Look for this guy, but taller, much older and with a beard in Cologne in a few weeks

Good. Yes.

Minor success skeet here. Please follow @nothingmattersug.bsky.social as I'll be announcing my own game there soon™️

Soon. Trailer is in progress

We have the best studio swag as our model shows

Is it okay that we're making an indie game that's not "cozy" at all? Na-ah. Just chaos and destruction, baby.

The dream...

Berlin Bumbler II

Berlin Bumbler

Okay, pop quiz. Has a game developer ever personally covered a song because the licensing costs were too much? I might be encroaching on a new territory and having to invest in spandex pants. More soon.

Yo @swarmcentral.bsky.social we're gonna use Crumbling Castle in our trailer, okay lads?

Funding application denied and with it another name goes onto the "Despite of" anti-credits list for the game.

I need a Wingman* for gamescom. The position is open in 2025. Who wants to be my Goose? Disclaimers: - Yes I am Maverick in this scenario and you will refer to me as such when other people are around - Oh I absolutely don't want to talk about jet fighters and the likes, nerd

Maybe if we set ourselves on fire outside of the nearest indie publisher's office they'll stop ghosting us

Oh we remember and your day will come

That's the plan here too.

killed a moth that was trying to get into my kilt bag. muttered "MOTHerfucker" at it. it works even better here. that's going into the damn game.

Games, man.

I'm going to try a completely different business model with my game. Much more cooperative. Allies and partners. My lawyer is going to hate me. My publisher will slightly fear me (in a horny way?)

250 euros to find out if the song is available to license. Anyone want to buy a coffee machine?

So the music licensing people sent me a bunch of alternatives for our trailer. Help me out, chat. 1. Pay the licensing for the thing I want and kids don't get Christmas presents 2. Take the cheap lame option for LOSERS

Boss won't be murdered by bugs if he keeps this up