5: "I AM GOD!!" *Punches me in the ass*

Work year starting proper tomorrow

Meet your ex today

5 comes running back from the bathroom: "I DID A DADDY FART. LOUDER THAN A DADDY SNEEZE!"

5s breakfast: - raisin bread - almond butter - fish eggs

Dualrock controller

Hot take: Ikea should be a place outside of the laws of man and God.

Taps the sign

5: "Daddy, why are the grey hairs stronger than the brown ones?" Me: 🥹

David Bowie died ten years ago today so here is a photo of him in Japan looking cool as the current Berlin winter.

excellent backgrounder on the Iranian economic crisis that proved the spur for the protests. foreignpolicy.com/2026/01/09/i...

Ten years ago I woke up in Brixton to the news that Bowie had passed. I took a stroll down to his old house, paid my respects and went to work. That evening I came back to Brixton and joined hundreds others to sing, dance and cry outside the Roxy.

I like this one

Out and about in X-berg

The first WerkPlant Weekly of 2026! With this week: - Phasmophobia developer launching indie publishing initiative - @moreperfectunion.bsky.social producing insightful videos on sustainable independence (not just in the creative industry) open.substack.com/pub/werkplan...

Berlin, Steglitz 09 Jan 2025

Morning

The passwords are stored in the balls

There's a warped elagatarian viewpoint where billionaires cannot see fault in the actions or motives of other billionaires at some point. "He's an übermensch genius like me who has conquered commerce, he can't be wrong!" Like lead poisoning

Gotta love the: "Fuck it, it's fine" attitude that will cause untold chaos to folks like mine's brains

When the AI bubble goes *pop*:

Shoutout to FluxFM playing Black Star in it's ten minute entirety as well as all the songs from the album throughout the day.

Why do I see the AI Tai Chi guy everywhere? It feels like he's haunting my internet feed. I see him in my ads banners and between Youtube videos on AI podcasts. Its a little eerie.

Oh for the love of christ, how drunk was I in erm... 2025? I have zero idea why I might be someone to herald in this ... field.

Happy David Bowie’s Birthday

i've heard this sentiment a lot & understand this pain i've spent much of my life researching what to do in moments like this. i just contacted my dear friend & renowned historian in war, revolution+ fascism about working on a 101 handbook if anyone else has expertise & wants to contribute, DM me.

🔔 💩

"Dave, put the kettle on please!"

Well he's still in bed, still listening to Bowie, refusing to get up and go to daycare. I will allow him one morning. He'll breakfast here. Bowie week is the closest thing we have to a religious holiday in this household.

Happy birthday, David youtu.be/LT3cERVRoQo?...

5 fell asleep listening to Bowie on his music box tonight 🥹

Bands have lost the art of beefs. It used to be that you had a hit single that said "Fuck Hootie and the Blowfish" and it would get played everywhere. Now? No rivalries.

Everyone. It's been like 30 years. Can we all collectively agree that Oasis are and were shit and we were just a bit out of it? Let's just wipe them from the collective memory and carry on. We can forgive ourselves

Oh man, its that time of year again. 10 years gone already. 10 slips. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Jq...

Yes

The Bad Taste Baby will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Hey we're back. What did we miss?

By Jove, he's cracked the code!

He's fucking AT IT again. Damn fools gonna blow his entire arse out.

"CLEAR!"

Cool thread

Alas...

Holiday plan fulfilled on the last free day. Massive day in the gym followed by a hot pot designed for a minor Greek deity. Hand for scale.

Snowmen of Berlin - a critique

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate. Go kick a Nazi. As is tradition. (Not a granny) ((Unless they're a Nazi too))

Using this machine for the first time at the gym and the name made sense after 3 sets. It abducts the will to live perfectly

3 hours in the gym, sponsored by this banger. youtu.be/PtP4-dJak8Y?...

"Look what the cat dragged in... FAMILY, GATHER ROUND. I FOUND THE GUY WHOSE FAULT EVERYTHING IS!"

Tried to catch a falling glass before it hit the bathroom sink and it cut open the entire palm of my hand, showing me the inner workings in plenty of detail. 12 hours later I flew to India for 3 weeks of backpacking.