Maybe get your demographic to stop fucking the country over for once.

How has no one retaliated yet? I don't understand.

Villain origin story.

Been snowin since 1 am. Supposed to snow til Monday.

White people in the US have been the world’s dumbest voting block since 1968 by a large margin. No other group is nearly as stupid.

I've been trying to get my nebulizer meds refilled all week. I couldn't even reach my doctor's office til today. They call in the wrong prescription twice. Then tell me they don't see it. Then when they finally get the RIGHT prescription, it's the wrong amount.

Why do they even go on fox news? I don't have the patience nor the temperament to deal with these muhfuckas.

Fantastic.

Had a plumber come out to fix a wobbly toilet that was leaking. Come to find out, the spigot in the backyard burst since it was freezing & was spraying for who knows how long. Jfc smh

Man...I just saw 3 beagle pups walking around my house when I was leaving. I tried to get them to come to my truck but they ran into the field across the street. It's too fuckin cold for them to be outside like this. How the fuck do you lose 3 puppies?

I highly recommend that floppy fish toy for your cat. It's been days & Nyx hasn't gotten bored with it yet.

I can't believe I've managed to make it 6 years without my Mom. Can't believe it's been that long.

How America got all these “guns” but the “well regulated militia” letting a dictatorship happen on this soil? I guess he’d have to be a BLACK MAN before white folks stand up for something

The shooter.

Insurance companies piss me the fuck off tellin me how often I should use my inhalers. Like shit doesn't happen & I need it more often than they say. I'm tryin to fuckin breathe assholes.

Word on the street is that Obama has the thinnest blood the world has ever seen. Pass it on.

Jacob's ladder. That twitchy shit still scares the hell outta me.

It was almost 80 degrees today & now it feels like 27.

Just in time for the holidays. Homeowner's insurance jumps up $50 fuckin dollars after an increase earlier this year. I'm sure the tariffs have nothing to do with it.

Thanks GlobalTV Canada! 🇨🇦

Not enough smiting for my liking.

Atlas just had another seizure. It's been a while but it never gets any easier. He always manages to make it to me so I can hold him & let him know he'll be okay. Send healing vibes yall.

It's absolutely amazing how racists can just do some racist shit & make thousands of dollars from it when folks gotta struggle to make ends meet every month.

Can't wait for my insurance to tell me they won't cover my early refill & that me having the flu & using my inhaler more than their specified amount doesn't matter in the slightest. Heaven forbid someone need to use their inhaler to fuckin breathe.

Why hasn't all this coughing given me a 6 pack yet? It's certainly feeling like I've done a thousand crunches or something lol

According to data, ICE has arrested nearly 75,000 people with no criminal records. ICE isn’t an agency, they are a private army meant to terrorize people of color by the order of a fragile racist wannabe dictator. They are his Gestapo.

Moscow says that the United States under the MAGA regime are in alignment with their vision regarding security strategy. It was revealed that Putin’s Russia plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights to disrupt the airline industry. There are terrorists in the WH.

Somebody at the vet last week had the flu. Hooray for me. At least it ain't COVID.

Oh lord. What happened? This is like 2 minutes from my house.

Sciatica, you bastid.

Aww sleet sleet!

A friend of trump? He might be in the epstein files too then.

If there's a menu where you can pick any 3 items for $7, why would anyone possibly think I'd want to pay full price for said items? Jfc

Now, when I turned on the heat, my sister told me to put on a sweatjacket. Now that she's cold, I told her the same & she gets an attitude. I'm like, you just have on a nightshirt. Of course you're cold. The fuck?

It's pretty fuckin amazing how fast trump calling for the deaths of democrats left the news cycle.

First avian flu deaths in Washington state since it hopped to humans. Hold onto yer butts folks. I've seen this movie before.

Oh okay...

Everything sucks these days but at least there's Nyx.

Can't wait for folks to both sides the political violence debate after trump's stupid ass repost.

I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

Man. I'm sitting here waiting for my little Caesars & the middle school I went to is across the street. Kids are outside during recess & I realized that was 33 years ago for me. I remember my teacher let me go outside during the ice storm we had in 92 because it was the first time I'd seen snow.

Deport the fucks to hell.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.

Our shitty power grid strikes again. First it broke my PS4. Now it broke my older tv. Clear ass morning. Power goes out, tv pops. AWESOME!

My Dad would've been 72 today. He only made it to 64. Happy birthday old man.

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Man, my nurses sent me a get well card. They were amazing & I appreciated all of them.