I know I left too much mess and destruction To come back again And I caused nothing but trouble I understand if you can't talk to me again And if you live by the rules of "It's over" Then I'm sure that that makes sense

2026 vibes

It would be cool if a foreign power kidnapped Trump and put him on trial

worthless

The only way that University of Iowa police officers are “real cops” is that they’re legally allowed to harass/stalk/assault people and never have to take accountability for the numerous ways they harm our community. Also how they don’t put effort into solving sexual assaults.

The best kind of party is when people start drunkenly pulling out legal documents at 4:30 AM.

Me if I ever get sued for UIPD shitposting:

Good morning to any man of mine! I’m gonna getcha good and find out whos bed your boots been under! From this moment on we dont be stupid. Because when you kiss me, man, I feel like a woman. Ka-ching! You win my love! ::chainsaw noises:: home aint where his heart is!!!

“Happy new year” (catches self) “oh sorry, happy holidays” Exchange witnessed at Walgreens.

I don’t think I’d even be mad if I was attacked by a shark? It happens so infrequently that it would make me feel special

Let it be printed, let it be known I'm leaving you, I'm going home And all you can do is just watch me go I've put you down, talked you up, defended your honor And then packed it in and picked it up And all you can do is watch me go

It would be embarrassing to have been a biplane pilot killed by King Kong on the Empire State Building.

This was on the other evening and Monty Woolley’s character is now one of my film favs

Studies show 95% of Christmas songs are shit. If it’s not on my 2 hour Christmas Classics playlist, it’s probably shit.

ICE CLIMBERS (1956) — 7:45 pm ET — 8m (TCM Classic Christmas Marathon) Harry Wismer This short film takes a look at the Austrian sport of "ice climbing." #TCM #TCMParty

THE TROUBLE WITH ANGELS (1966) — 4:00 pm ET — 1h 52m (TCM Classic Christmas Marathon) Rosalind Russell, Hayley Mills, Binnie Barnes; directed by Ida Lupino Two spirited girls stir up mischief at a convent school until the Mother Superior guides them toward better paths. #TCM #TCMParty

I would just like to reiterate this along with how wrong the entire criminal case against me was. Fuck UIPD, ICPD, Brenna Bird’s office and judge Brandon Schrock. We live in a society which treats predatory pedophiles less harshly than individuals who stand against transphobic law enforcement.

Detective Doofy reporting for duty

I too randomly make searched on police surveillance databases at 2 or 3 AM. (That’s me time—when I keep tabs on enemies)

#ComingUpOnTCM KILLER-DOG (1936) Pete Smith, Margaret Bert, Ralph Byrd Dir.: Jacques Tourneur 3:15 AM PT A German Shepherd is put on trial for allegedly murdering sheep. 10m | Short | TV-G #TCM #TCMParty

“Rascality” is now my favorite word

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE (1851) — 3:30 pm ET — 1h 21m (TCM Daytime: '50s Sci-Fi Films) Richard Derr, Barbara Rush; directed by Rudolph Maté Scientists race to build a rocket to save a select few before Earth is destroyed in a planetary collision. #TCM #TCMParty

otherwise it’s just becomes manham

both mpd and hennepin county sheriffs dept showed up to help ICE

today in whittier ICE threw ppl to the ground, dragged them on the pavement, arrested multiple people, tased an observer, pepper sprayed the crowd, shot pepper balls, and pointed an assault rifle. neighbors made a huge crowd and tons of noise whistling and honking until they left

This is what happens when our government prioritizes profit over serving its people who13.com/news/man-fou...

hey what the fuck is up with Andy Serkis linking arms with these Christofascist freaks

Republicans in the Michigan House voted to cancel $8.3 million of funding for programs aimed at supporting Flint water crisis victims The cuts affect support services for Flint students, including psychologists, nurses, social workers, and counselors

me when i truth download the 2020vision

we must always stand by and fund our beautiful brave boys who chose to use their one and only life beating the shit out of people trying to stop other people from beating the shit out of other people #publicsafety

Two cities — Eugene, OR + Cambridge, MA — have terminated contracts w/ Flock Safety since Friday bc Flock kept its ALPR cameras recording even after they asked for them to be deactivated. In the fall, officials in Evanston, IL bagged Flock cameras for the same reason therecord.media/flock-safety...

When Flock first started working with LAPD, they installed their cameras without permission from the city and without an MoU with LAPD.

Shouldn’t the children of Aragorn and Arwen be infertile, like mules?

Giving parents the discretion not to vaccinate their kids is one of the strongest ways the state reinforces the parent-child relationship as one of ownership. Your parents have the ability to decide whether you will die of preventable disease, because you are their property not a person.

This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids

#ComingUpOnTCM A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (1958) Kenneth More, Anthony Bushell, Honor Blackman Dir.: Roy Ward Baker 7:00 PM PT The supposedly unsinkable RMS Titanic strikes an iceberg on her maiden voyage. 2h 3m | Drama | TV-PG #TCM #TCMParty

UIPD if their officers had self-awareness:

Althea Cole is sticking around like a bad case of herpes. God is not good, but at least she’s no longer being paid to write garbage archive.ph/tDvdc

AMADEUS (Forman, 1984)

if you let ICE into a building you are lower than slime <3 you are absolute scum <3

Interesting how the judge who refused to give me a deferred judgement regularly grants those to pedophiles. The penalties Brandon Shrock gave me for trolling a bigoted cop were steeper than those he gave this man who tried to fuck a child. www.thegazette.com/crime-courts...

Fuck Netflix and their purchase of WB

No Facebook, I do not want to date someone in Wisconsin. And my profile preferences reflect that, so stop suggesting beautiful people in fucking Madison

“For months, the defendant posted tweets from a fictional account named Bucky Stockwell claiming that Bucky was having an affair with my spouse, my mother and even myself. The defendant posted that Bucky and I tried to kill one another repeatedly.”

I'll always remember Tarantino going on this racist rant against Chow Yun Fat back when The Replacement Killers came out, about how "he needs to learn some ****ing English!" He's always been one to only pull his head out of his ass long enough to spew effluence at people more talented than him.

Reminder that Sam Altman is being sued by his younger sister for sexual abuse.

A second TCM schedule account has hit BlueSky