lol the Johnson County Democratic establishment (mostly old grumpy white people) are trying to cancel me for making a Spartacus joke about an anti-Rod Sullivan video that I l had no part in creating or sharing. Meanwhile, they don’t bat an eye at Rod being a perpetual “dickhead” (in his words)

BLUE MAGA

The Mandalorian and Grogu isn’t a great Star Wars movie, primarily because it feels more like a special than a feature film. That said, it’s as enjoyable a two hour viewing experience as any of the Andor Season 2 arcs.

Thinking about the time Shawn Harmsen implied Joni Ernst deserved to be raped for voting to swear in someone accused of sexual assault.

It’s really fun when city councilors trash me for parodying UIPD police officers

I love when Star Wars soundtracks include club-appropriate songs youtu.be/9JlI8HfMwqc?...

Under Royceann Porter’s endorsement of Supervisor Sullivan. These people are insane

You haven’t lived until you’ve feuded with a mafia-affiliated waste disposal company

Mona tried to tell me To stay away from the train line She said that all the railroad men Just drink up your blood like wine And I said "Oh I didn't know that But then again there's only one I've met And he just smoked my eyelids And punched my cigarette"

ACAB

What a loser

bergus says in 2022 county supervisor rod sullivan texted the entire IC council telling them to stop allowing “out of control” public comment. also, on june 8th, 2020 sullivan texted them suggesting council “get rid of the MRAP” (actually the county’s purview and, long story short, the MRAP remains)

Will never not be funny that this nonaggressive message advocating for immigrant rights is what caused him to block me on Facebook. Also the fact that I had to message him on Facebook to ever get a response from him since he never answered my emails.

It was and is MPD policy to let people be brutalized, then intervene only to put down dissent. www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...

Can we do this with UIPD LPRs please

I’m excited to watch Lord of the Rings and build LEGO next Tuesday evening.

Maybe I’m just horny for republicans

I have huge crushes on both republicans running for state auditor

I love making the weirdest birthday gifts for friends

I hate it here

one of the funniest things about the east wing demolition is it happened 3 months before the MELANIA movie released which has a short segment where trump mentions that melania loves her little first lady office in the east wing and you just watch that with the knowledge its totally destroyed now lol

Paid anti-Rod Sullivan ads running before KCRG’s online segments and YouTube videos are giving me so much joy.

“KCJJ asked Sullivan about using expletives on a county email exchange. He noted there are no rules against it, and questioned whether ‘dickhead’ is technically considered an expletive.”

This is how Iowa City liberals are describing the state of local politics now that abusive men are being called out for their behavior:

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

There’s a nonzero chance I will purchase a sword today.

This but as a Scientology speed run

Rare Andor slander: Fuck everyone responsible for recasting Bail Organa. Benjamin Bratt was great, but the recast just feels incredibly weird and clunky (especially with Jimmie Smits being in Rogue One, Andor’s sister movie). Fuck Tony Gilroy for that.

trying to tune him out but it makes me nuts that this is the guy trying to convince people he’s gonna be a big strong lefty fighter for the little guy in the us senate lol. you weren’t even brave enough to defend little girls on the radio!!!

Lol did not realize I got more probation for parodying a bigoted cop than Britney Spears got for her OWI

The transphobic UIPD police detective I have been calling out for years just pulled over my trans homie 🙃

The Mandalorian and Grogu was so fucking good.

*Paul Schrader protagonist scribbling furiously in this*

This is the anti-Hasan lady coming to talk to an establishment candidate for one of Des Moines’ safe Iowa Senate seats??

I’m healthier than 1,000 Spanish bulls

“I love AI bc In the past I had to rely on someone else to bring my ideas to life” Oh no in the past you had to know artists??? or go out and meet some?? In the past you had to interact with people and have conversations about art, give and receive feedback? Horrific so sorry that happened to you

dog shit

dems had a trifecta after j6 and did nothing and ensured we got right back here what do we honestly expect to change when they’re back in office. i feel like i am going Insane

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

@zachwahls.bsky.social why do you hate non-white people?

I love to spread lies in a small town

Rod Sullivan is a piece of shit. littlevillagemag.com/letter-to-th...

Lol apparently there’s a Rocky villain named Mason Dixon

Empty lots for Sullivan