Happy easter or whatever. This might be the last time I laughed at an SNL sketch. youtu.be/KnUEecEs3Xk

do you think anyone in the crew of artemis ii is on bluesky. like, lurking with a burner

Earlier I wanted to watch Orson Welles Touch of Evil, but I couldn't find a decent version of it. So instead I watched The Player by Robert Altman. and within the first two minutes of The Player there was a reference to Touch of Evil. Pretty crazy! Anyways. have a good night

gandalfini would be a beautiful name for an italian wizard

Haven’t seen it but I assume the movie is mainly about keeping that mandolin away from Captain Corelli, who would become too powerful if united with it

A friend of mine was telling me recently that I needed to watch this. I didn't know it had a grizzled weird old indy in it.

Watching the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles show from the 90s and it’s the original version with Old Indy, which Lucas removed from re-releases because it didn’t match the new Indiana Jones movies and it’s a SHAME because look at this guy.

cut myself within the first hour of using it but hell yeah we're *milling* now

#18: Blippo+ ($14.99) - A fictional cable carrier from beyond the stars, full of fake TV shows for you enjoy, channeling the spirit of 80s public access television. Wonderful experience, and, again, CRIMINAL that it has only 300 reviews!! What the hell! store.steampowered.com/app/3323850/...

Ok, well, the Swyvers crew didn't designate a dead drop so one of my adventure hooks can't happen. Not sure what I'm doing next game, but maybe I'll be try my hand at letting them pick a district to case and rob, and winging it. It's where I want to be. Just haven't been comfortable with it yet.

Today I learned that smart people don't reproduce until age 20, are always at risk for being overfished, are packed with mercury, and John Cole has been eating them.

“You would much much much much rather be a median American today, or even a bottom-quartile American, than in the 1980s.” Oh wow. 40-50 years later you get a bigger tv. The leaps that quality of life has improved for the bottom quartile in the nation that has pillaged the world that entire time

the bluesky servers are already at half mast in anticipation

hacker kids using the Chipotle burrito bot for vibe-coding

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

people are like "what about the janitors on the death star" but did you SEE that explosion? Instant! I would kill to die that way

the thing you need to remember about Indiana Jones is this 1) he's ludicrously, stupidly hot holy shit young harrison ford was gorgeous 2) he's much, much, much cooler than han solo

boss to a human employee when they make a mistake: you're fired boss to a computer when it makes a mistake: you are a delicate flower capable of love

it's absurd to complain about the lack of moderation when you steadfastly refuse to use any of the moderation tools available to you, because the only moderation you will accept is the moderators personally banning everyone you don't like

you should kill him actually

Man it’s so interesting how people are like how does capitalism contribute to fascism and Mussolini was paid by Britain to beat up anti war protestors in world war 1 and then proceeded to invent fascism like

"What you feel in your heart towards the series is almost entirely irrelevant. What matters is what you do, because J. K. Rowling is out there doing a lot of things...Nothing is adequate to the situation except the truth. There is no way to watch the new Harry Potter show subversively"

Nancy 4/3/26 … OJ part 6

Bluesky growth/popularity discourse is nonsensical without acknowledging that the website is run by people who don’t want to grow it and who are in fact quite mad about users getting in the way of them playing with toys.

“Israel” proves with each passing day, each murdered scientist and each leveled apartment building that it is the dangerous, rogue, nuclear state it claims Iran is.

Part of why Guatemala went through a coup de tat in 1954 is because the Arbenz administration had begun the transitional process of land reform. United Fruit, now today Chiquita Brands, saw a looming communist threat and had the CIA intervene. #LandBack

This exists! Way back in 2022! hinokodo.itch.io/human-made

people love to get on here and post about how the site is being destroyed by mean leftists, and then you check their timeline and it is exclusively them getting into hours-long arguments with said leftists

Anti-bedtime leftist Pro-bedtime conservative Bedtime-agnostic centrist 8x/day 1hr-interval-sleeping fascist

Read this thread backwards and then give James exactly the 'respect' he's due.

I’m so happy someone leaked the video LMFAO

One of the many, many things genAI destroys is human collaboration. It actively creates loners, guys spinning off into the deep end with literally no one around them to go "hey what the fuck are you talking about" or "hey this sounds like the thing I've been working on" or "check out this book"

bsky.app/profile/pook... It produces isolated, alienated crackpots who can't even do the work of producing utter fucking nonsense themselves, they're *not even* a member of the crackpot community.

bsky.app/profile/pook... They pop out of their goon caves to regurgitate a bunch of slop and everyone *else* can instantly see they don't know what the fuck they're talking about, have clearly spun right off the goddamn deep end, and sound utterly fucking incoherent. They can't.

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender

Ramen is incredibly unique in that it can be both a remarkably cheap meal and a remarkably decadent meal and the amount of effort to turn it from one to the other is less than almost any other meal!

Yo!!!

Star Wars would be a stronger franchise in 2026 if they had taken the feedback about the pod racing sequence in Phantom Menace and made that the entire franchise for a decade

I think it’s fine that Taylor Lautner married someone named Taylor Lautner! That’s how marriage will be determined in the future! Maybe you’re heterosexual and thinking “it’s unlikely I will find someone of the opposite gender with my name” well in the future your parents will be judged for that!

Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked

A big secret about people like Friedrich Nietzsche and Jean Paul Sartre is that you’ll feel embarrassed bringing their names up in conversation in case you mispronounce them but if you talk to someone who actually studies them they’ll be like yeah man I dunno you can just say whatever

I think the Democrats should talk to the people they claim to want to win over. Piker is the guy who wins them over! Mystery: solved

lot of you are mad at hegseth but between stuff like this and iran there's just objectively no one working harder to sink trump than him

*me nodding confidently* look at how flat this photo of earth is

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing! ME: Oh yeah? DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂 ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today? DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡 ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?