7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

Saw a post advocating for longer character limits on here and have you fucking seen a Bill Ackman tweet? Get that evil away from me.

All the arguments for AI are like "the world already sucks donkey dick so why not just suck machine dick too?" or "you fucking rube, it's the future, and you're an asshole for not seeing that" or like "sure it's killing people but isn't the REAL problem that they're vulnerable to murder"

they announced that Lisa Lisa was coming up next and I was like lol ok “Lisa Lisa” but I’m ngl it turns out we’ve got to retvrn immediately

I wrote about my plans for 2026, both under the @cairnrpg.com umbrella and Between Two Cairns. newschoolrevolution.com/cairn-in-2026/

Pleased to announce I’ve been hired to direct MrBeast & one of Blackpink in The Deep Blue Sea

he dont fuckin miss folks

They inherit their parents’ issues and fight. They FIGHT. While secretly in love. GAY. FAGGOTS.

1) Fuck the NYT 2) Fuck Amerikkka

And all of her husbands former “colleagues” are either spreading conspiracy theories about her or using her as a cudgel in their own political infighting mainly because she was more swift than they at prostituting the reimagined brand of her dead husband as somehow being a civil rights activist

Signing up is free! January issue is free (if you sign up!) Zines will be 7 dollars! One page monthly "insert" games/modules will be 3 dollars! WHAT. A. DEAL. Made hot and fresh and just for you!

Bardot's views were not "controversial", she was an old fashioned jackboot fascist obsessed with bloodline purity. Lovely cheekbones though, so swings and roundabouts I guess if you are an obit writer today?

Wait you’re telling me that someone who got rich and famous at a young age for being hot in 1960s France was also a virulent racist Are you sure are you POSITIVE

Once again reminded that the tagline for my OSE megadungeon is "Do you want to die in a hole?"

so are Aubrey Plaza and Nakatomi Plaza siblings, or married?

Mostly over my illness, still hacking up phlegm a bit but that could be because I also haven't smoked since I started getting sick, (last Saturday) and debating continuing because frankly I'm too grumpy and depressed to put on pants and but more anyway.

As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have. (6'1 btw)

I genuinely believe Family Guy paved the way for the endless parade of garbled ”what if Deadpool met Harry Potter and John Wick” type genAI videos people are flooding social media with now

Feeling like Metaphor ReFantazio is setting up some of the worst lib brained morality lessons, but I dig the dungeon crawling and the time mechanic that always feels like you're never gonna be able to get everything done. It's full of so many good design choices, like P5, and also just kinda gross.

human relationships have been stripped of time and safety / care through capitalism and alienation

It's like how American blue maga genocidal democrats and liberals don't care that obama was actually responsible for murdering entire Black and Brown families in nonwestern countries, or how kamala harris is responsible for the genocide of Palestinians. None of that matters, cos liberal "diversity."

Handout Illo The Evils of Illmire 2020

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

thats numberwang!

REPUBLICANS: Chauvinistic Right Wing DEMOCRATS: Technocratic Right Wing

To someone whose goal is to avoid conflict above all, solidarity is polarizing, and polarization is the problem.

sunday songs

im imagining a girl who is 9'11" so i can never forget how tall she is

Earthbound making a dungeon which (without a guide) would necessitate many long trips to and from the nearest cities, and then using that dungeon as a gate to acquire teleportation, is as genius as it is awful. Yeah, yeah, guru, enlightenment blah blah blah. Whatever. Fuck those monkeys.

oh it's absolutely genAI, it quote posted me to compliment the use of time travel in my book which... my book does not have

I think about this a lot

French screen legend Brigitte Bardot has died aged 91. She is survived by her husband, Pepé Le Pew

Bsky hates Palestinians.

Follow Lexi on Upscrolled. She wont ever be deleted from there because it was developed and is run by a Palestinian. Of course follow me on there too ☺️🤗🇵🇸♥️ share.upscrolled.com/en/user/aedf...

This site is trash

It’s not real. One of the ways you can tell is that it’s not a punchline. Anyone who tries to improve on Peanuts (or Calvin and Hobbes etc) by slapping their own inspo memes over the text — I’m begging you to make your own comics because this was already perfection: www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1990...

democrats and republicans are very different, which is why i use george w bush talking points.

St Clewyd smiles upon the creators of random tables, and highest in his favor is the inexhaustible @ktrey.bsky.social . How does one human being output so much creativity? It’s disgusting; save some for the rest of us.

The Antlered Woman · 2021

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

🚨 THEY POISONED A WHOLE COMMUNITY. THE EPA HELPED COVER IT UP After the Feb. 3, 2023 Norfolk Southern train derailment & chemical disaster in East Palestine, OH, the EPA assured local residents everything was safe. That's not what independent testing expert Scott Smith found... @therealnews.com

mr beast is the antichrist

no one: a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:

there’s a kind of person who funnels all their moral impulses toward animals and reserves basically none for people… and in fact their work for animals actually seems to function, in their mind, as a karmic source of credit they can draw from in being actively evil toward certain humans

evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol

gotta recommend both of these series fr fr