you didn't ask for it, you didn't want it, a comprehensive but short review of all the paw patrol dogs, despite my son getting 1 hour of tv time only on the weekends, we have somehow watched 570 hours of paw patrol

hey look an excuse

i bet i could unseat arthur from his horse. stupid ass twink

This is genuinely what a large contigent of players want and they are essentially Bugs to me

GO FISH THE TTRPG - A One Page Ruleset Make sure you play it before anyone else so they all know how hip and cool you are because of it.

im stripping the plumbing out of dwarfs to use as chain. elf ears are too tasty to use for medicinal purposes. halfling feet are among the best delicacies but there's a slight chance you'll turn into a halfling upon consuming the soles.

arthurian myth is better if you imagine all the knights as women

In the same way California Sober means you avoid drugs except for weed, California Vegetarian means you avoid meat except for human flesh

i approach slowly with my hand closed tight in front of me, opening it to reveal unrelenting viscera and gore. for you! :)

elves dont engage in cannibalism for sustenance. they perform cannibalism in "sophisticated" ways: for intimidation in war, for seasonal celebrations, for marriages and births. most importantly the kill must be fresh and is often eaten raw. prepared like tartare or sashimi

if you microdose people meat, eating just a lil more each day, you will become immune to cannibalism

This is also a big improvement because now most of the villagers are seemingly lesbians. I was reading the original module and thinking “where are the lesbians?”

is it bad that my geiger counter has been going off ever since i became woke?

theres a certain lack of people approaching me to kiss the large jewel encrusted ring that adorns my finger

💍 First drawing i drew for Mèrilimbèn before giving it up and drawing Haloth’s Lair instead。 #oc #sketchbook

Seraph Axungia HD 5 AC as chain Attack w/ giant jar as greatclub Beautiful, strong, and hunched these six armed angels carry a ginormous jar to collect human fat. Every 10 minuntes humanoids in their presence must save vs spell or lose one pound of fat, transfered as rendered fat into the jar.

**Famine Breaker** *Magic Sword* You can no long die from starvation but you still feel it's pangs. Famine Breaker gains a +1 bonus for each day since you've last eaten. Once per day, when it is least convenient, save vs spell or kill and eat the nearest person.

Neural Cannibal They look just like you and I, save for their lack of pupils. They'll draw you in with rigorous debate HD 3 AC as armor Attacks w/ weapon Every 10 min. a creature talks to the Nueral Cannibal roll 1d6, record the number. If total surpasses creature's INT score they fall unconscious

The Flesh Becomes 1. Stone 2. Glass 3. Gold 4. Death 5. Cooked 6. Ooze 7. Corrupt 8. Vapor 9. Gone 10. Vast

Let's Eat!!!!!!!! Go Buy!!!! yyakamo.itch.io/lets-eat Let's Eat!!!!!!! Go Read Dev Log!!!! yakamo.blot.im/lets-eat-par...

A little adeptus mechanicus commission from a while back. I do love servo skulls! #40k #warhammer #art ##warhammerart #scifi #comics #adeptusmechanicus

If you vote for me I promise to build government-subsidized mega dungeons in YOUR community!

i hate everything you hold near and dear. your cataphracts games are not safe from me. or... am i not safe from your cataphracts games? yakamo.blot.im/i-hate-play-...

every time one of you is funnier than me i feel threatened. and sister, im worried for my safety

Announcing: risingtide! risingtide is our new TTRPG fulfillment brand. If you are a small creator who wants to offer physical products (like zines, perfect bound books, etc) but don't know how to start, or you need help fulfilling a crowdfunder, we are here to help. risingtide: Lifting All Ships.

i hate everything you hold near and dear. your cataphracts games are not safe from me. or... am i not safe from your cataphracts games? yakamo.blot.im/i-hate-play-...

teaser for my next blog post

Pinkertons 😔

A bit of hype building after the test prints have come in Available soon™️ #over/under #mothership #o/u

Roll 1d6, it'll probably be a 3! (thats the median and statistically you are most likely to roll it!)

I MADE A THING FOR VIOLENCE BY @lukegearing.bsky.social. FIGHT THROUGH DIFFERENT PEOPLE EACH WEEK IN DIFFERENT ARENAS. playerdeer.itch.io/grit-2001

The problem with blogging is now you have to come up with another blog post.

while im dice ranting: rolling dice with a vtt or discord bot is one of the most souless, swaggless, sexless things a person can do. every time im forced to do it i feel my polyhedrons cry out to me. babes longing for their mother

i keep telling myself i dont like rolling the fucking stupid dice but it kinda hit sometimes lowkey

If a solo horror rpg zine game about being an alien who reflects what men want to see in order to consume them sounds up your alley, have I got the game for you wittlegoblin.itch.io/mantis 🩸🩸🩸

*holds out a lil treat for u* 🫴

You pass through a rotted door that threatens to crumble at your touch. Inside the 10x30ft carved stone chamber you see a goblin, riddled with crossbow bolts, laying dead 1/3rd of the way into the room. bizzare notches litter the walls at ankle and chest level. A door faces you on the far wall.

this u? 😴🛏️💤😪

🫵 you gonna eat that

Belated catmail is here elmc.at/catmail-3/

Some pages from my new cannibalism zine: Let's Eats. The Itch page is very pretty go look at it! yyakamo.itch.io/lets-eat

GUESS WHO HAS 2 THUMBS AND COMMISSIONS OPEN??? THIS GUY!!! #CommissionsOpen ko-fi.com/mightycrumbl...

doing some test printing of a b&w recolor

I've been working a set of rules for a solo game of Violence by @lukegearing.bsky.social where you have to fight each week to pay the bills. Of course stuff will change before it's done but it has been quite fun to make!

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.