Counterpoint: dookie overunder

you can all fuck off now i just got the best review on earth coffinkeep certified goty every year

hollywood is COOKED something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

Posting to spread the word on this fundraiser for a friend and incredible individual who I had the absolute pleasure of meeting through #Over/Under, the delightful Maya @cosmic-chill.bsky.social who was our bartender on the dream. Hoping to get her some relocation help <3 gofund.me/bb7fbac71

Here's the playtest rules. they're free (i know it says 15 dollars that's just how itch works). feedback very appreciated. rat-bastard-games.itch.io/coffinkeep

finished the playtest doc for coffinkeep. feel empty lmao.

new trend, every time you theorypost about ttrpgs you have to go outside and you can't come back until you've made a new friend.

I keep going on r/rpg and r/rpgdesign like a drunk person opening the fridge for the 30th time hoping that this time there'll be something good. There isn't. I don't know how these people function. They don't understand the hobby they participate in on like, a fundamental level.

Hi. If you design games, I think you should read this blog post. It's short! I agree with everything Markus says here. personable.blog/human-centri...

stupid idiot includes law and chaos as fundamental forces in his fantasy game because he can't stop recreating dnd

I'm running 3 games at Breakout Coffinkeep is full, somehow, but hypermall is wide open. Come play with me.

Happy 2 year birthday to HyperMall buy it right now

Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off

it's crazy that i invented White Plume Mountain rat-bastard-games.itch.io/s2-white-plu...

the demiurge writhes within the house of barbs, tortured for eternity. seek not the timeless stair, and descend not below the promised city.

Hey this is really really good

The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00! itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

why is the only thing I can focus is on her busted ass makeup girl your husband died show some respect

and by researcher I mean every exec, every person who could possibly be considered 'contaminated.' every data center needs to be bombed, every computer with AI on it immediately destroyed. jail for everyone from Altman to the fuckin janitorial staff

coming soon

HyperMall is still on sale for the rest of February and so is my other stuff (which you can get as part of the no ice in Minnesota bundle) so you should buy it rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-un...

If they make an HP ttrpg I will release an absolutely horrific HyperMall adventure about turning the designers and everyone associated with it into ground meat.

If i had to define what Games is i would say that a Game is a tool to experience an intended feeling. I don't know if that's right or even useful but it makes sense to me. Tag has the intended feeling of running around chasing your friends and being chased. A crossword makes you feel smart.

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

i dont think the american government exists in 10 years and that's me being conservative. i would actually give it 3 years.

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

You can get GODSTRENGTH and 1438 other great games for 10 bucks as part of the No ICE In Minnesota bundle itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

Aftermath of my GODSTRENGTH one shot holy shit this game was awesome. My players stole Rerun Imp and stopped an old historians foolish plan to attempt a Rerun of the old world.

Someone decides to curse me with headache so I can't finish the manuscript and if that Someone is You please Stop.

Step or shut up

Support system designed specifically to hard filter people with dopamine imbalances

Do they think we use discord because it's the best option??? Like. It's a terrible fucking app. It barely functions. People can and will just leave.

*shooting my own company in the leg repeatedly* this will Help The Children.

oh sorry is there a discourseball on tonight

Coffinkeep playtest doc manuscript thing is almost done. Just need to write a handful of rituals and import the Bestiary. There's a lot more to write and even more that needs to be cut but it's a fully functional game. I mean it has been for over a year but now it's actually readable.

I desperately need people to understand that when it comes to video games and TTRPGs, the per unit production costs of a physical product are effectively negligible when compared to the cost needed to produce the digital product. PDFs and digital games are disproportionately under valued.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

I know people might be getting sick of the neopets thing but can I just talk about how much insane shit you can get away with if you have money. Raise half a mil and a year later post the DnD SRD with a few words changed and earnestly ask for feedback as if you shouldn't be ashamed.

The point I want to drive home the point that I hope people take away: Basing any agreement on crowdfunding profits is a bad idea for everyone involved. I have hopefully illustrated why this is a bad idea in situations where all intents are good, and even worse when they’re not.

Coffinkeep playtest with a player who has only ever played bg3 - she made minotaurs slip on oil she happened to have and cast numerous clutch spells.

Get BLASTED by COLORS

hire thursday!!!

added lo-fi versions of hypermall to itch also they have minor spelling fixes. they look mostly the same. no text selection or text search tho sowwy theyre still relatively enormous but this was legitimately the smallest i could get the file sizes to go. rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-un...

see now this is how you set goals

the first one of you to write dookie x reader will receive a painless death.

yeah yeah discourse discourse whatever. i want to scream about neopets more.

WHY DOES IT HAVE GRAPPLING RULES WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS THIS WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS

im taking poison damage every time i learn something new about this game

that's it im selling out. coffinkeep is now the official general mills cereal ttrpg. wheat combat. feats. nonviolent play. puzzles. combat. twenty seven flavour combinations. milkcrawl procedures.