This is what i could come up w on the spot.

Skirmish wargame where you build the worst warband you can and then the players swap armies

Ranking the number of goblins from 1d6 goblins 1. 5 goblins - enough to threaten an average party, still light and fun 2. 3 goblins - perfect stooge dynamic 3. 1 goblin - haha what's he doing by himself 4. 2 goblins - too easy 5. 6 goblins - too many 6. 4 goblins - a cowardly amount of goblins

i know like half you motherfuckers would fail the gom jabbar. you'd put your hand in the box and start crying.

Taking a massive hit of the killua bong

Vance can't win an election for a 16 year incumbent, why do rightists think he has an iota of a chance once the clot finally catches up to donald

only Jod can Gudge me

One problem with TTRPGs is that a lot of the mainstream, from APs to the games they play, are aesthetically radical but culturally Protestant.

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

Everyone named JD is a vile sack of pee

JD Vance is so annoying it's changing international politics

YOUNG GODS IS FUNDING APRIL 14TH One last picture preview before thew campaign: Frigg, Norse Goddess of Fertility. My wife was the reference for her proportions and pose, so I have achieved Frazetta levels of awesome. Campaign: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/h...

I was genuinely surprised that the thing on the right didn't have an ability to make you gain life. MTG is so boring now that I just assume every legendary they put out is KEYWORDS WHEN YOU DO X GET Y ABILITY THAT DOES X

ranking the letters in LGBTQ2+ by IQ

Guy from dimension whwre christopher walken played nightcrawler in the x-men movies: idk man you just don't know what you're missing

(Can't reply to the thread) I do not remember, but itch is extremely slow with everything. Payouts take like 20 days to go through.

Leo if you excommunicate jd vance you'll be remembered as the funniest pope in history. You gotta do it.

[deliberately stepping into the AoE marker for "Eight Thousand Dagger Storm"] it CANNOT possibly be eight thousand daggers

Here's the thing: I'm the most powerful warrior on earth and no one can match my strength. But I'm more than just an unstoppable physical threat to those around me. I'm also: a great lover.

I made a giant list of non-AI resources to use for your TTRPGs and other creative pursuits with massive amounts of art that's either in the Public Domain or Creative Commons! Comment your suggestions! #TTRPG #TTRPGcommunity #dnd #pathfinder #daggerheart docs.google.com/document/d/1...

My #commissions are open for a new price scheme! DM me here or on Discord to reserve a slot.

Happy birthday to me Zaktact did a HyperMall video check it out youtu.be/ScU9rIjFXEU?...

oh wow i really made no money last year huh. it's cool that including expenses in turbo tax reduces my tax return. that makes sense.

vance transparently leaking shit to make himself look good could lead to the funniest 'person ejected from trump admin' outcome yet

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

an entire class of holden bloodfeasts who won't lift a single fucking finger to stop a geriatric, dementia-ridden pedophile from ending the world.

there's not going to be impeachment proceedings, you stupid slut. every single member of congress, every single armed forces officer, every single agent of the empire — and the empire produces its own true believers — wants this. they've been salivating over it for half a century.

Alright haha really funny guys now somebody do it already. Come on. You'd be possibly the greatest hero in human history.

it blows my mind that D&D has (mostly) not had rules for losing limbs or becoming disabled but has spells for fucking fixing it. Like really way to completely ruin any narrative investment or stakes.

If the USA drops a nuke, the ONLY reasonable reaction from the rest of the world is immediate invasion and regime change. The American Empire cannot be allowed to exist.

The moment when Randy Johnson deleted a bird from life with a baseball is perhaps the most singular event that ever occurred in the world. It is so insane that someone made an RPG about something as mundane as “dungeon adventures” before they made one about this.

If a blow would kill you, roll Toughness. On a success or mixed result, you drop to 1 HP and lose a limb of the GM's choice. You're bleeding and in a very bad spot. On a failure, the GM describes your death.

double baileys w ice and tomato juice

would you describe jesus christ as your "day one"?

On March 24, 2001, during a spring training exhibition game between the Arizona Diamondbacks and San Francisco Giants in Tucson, Arizona, Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson hit a bird with a baseball. Me and @tomharrison.bsky.social try to stop this event from happening. It's a good podcast, y'all.

This Week on Party of One: DON'T KILL A BIRD WITH A BASEBALL FEAT. TOM HARRISON @tomharrison.bsky.social @ratbastardgames.bsky.social Tom from @animesickos.bsky.social, my actual favorite podcast, joins me as we try to avoid killing a bird w/ a baseball. www.partyofonepodcast.com/2026/04/05/4...

coffinkeep is normal

As Vice Reeve of the Baying Hog Pit I challenged my hogs to think of as many entries as possible for a I Loot the Body table. Over the course of one week they came up with fun, interesting, silly, and downright strange entries. Check it out here! yakamo.blot.im/1d434-i-loot...

Thank you for all the birthday wishes I've become unstoppable

Hey folks, I've asked for help a lot in the past but now it's really needed. I've been without health insurance for a few months and that plus mounting expenses has put me in a spot where I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to make rent next month. Any help is appreciated. ko-fi.com/eldritchbee/...

give JD money and birthday well-wishes by checking out his outrageously funny game that allows you to have such adventures as "the greatest holiday story ever told" and "heavy explosives in small places don't go well" in the same game, as illustrated here. thecoffin.club/2025/12/26/h...

next time someone releases a video about hypermall i want them to tell me in advance so i can jack the price and short my own stock

Happy birthday @ratbastardgames.bsky.social. Pick up his wild-ass Hypermall today! rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-un...

IF YOU WANNA PLAY SOME WILD ASS SHIT IN MY BUDDY'S DAY OF BIRTH, YOU SHOULD RIP INTO THIS SHIT AND TELL EM I SENT YOU rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-un...

The best birthday present you could get me is telling your friends about HyperMall or talking about it online. The second best birthday present is one hundred united states dollars

Happy birthday to me Zaktact did a HyperMall video check it out youtu.be/ScU9rIjFXEU?...

If you inexplicably feel the urge to help Nestlé with ANYTHING, maybe remember the 10+ million infants they murdered in the last half century

experts pretty universally agree that hypermall: unlimited violence is the greatest game ever made, but if you tell that to any given 5e player they'll get so mad steam shoots out of their ears