They should replace Platner with the actual sword of Damocles. There’s no rule that says they can’t.

The only thing that can save me now is my stack of dirty manga an a ranchero steak and cheese tornado

I'm in the Backrooms I'm in the Pizza Hut I'm in the combination Backrooms and Pizza Hut

Idiot bird got stuck inside at work. Took a shit on me as I helped it escape. Asshole. Couldn’t find anything to wipe up the bird shit so I had to use an old piece of pizza. Life is hell.

Just got live confirmation that @kinkanmalefujo.bsky.social believes Peg by Steely Dan is about Winnipeg

what if hell is real, eternal damnation too, but the devil looks like this

What if there was an Encino Man ttrpg?

Just finished running the Baron’s Manse. Cannot overhype how much this game rules. The dread mechanic alone is such a fun addition to the rules that I cannot imagine running another dungeon crawl without it.

Very proud of my husband who just left his job at the “getting his ass kicked” factory. Couldn’t be more proud of his accomplishments!! youtu.be/gQFRQxJZqEE?...

Reading this playtest was like Christmas morning for me. If you’re seeking a dungeon crawler with mechanics that match the doom metal aesthetic look no further!!!

Ranking the number of goblins from 1d6 goblins 1. 5 goblins - enough to threaten an average party, still light and fun 2. 3 goblins - perfect stooge dynamic 3. 1 goblin - haha what's he doing by himself 4. 2 goblins - too easy 5. 6 goblins - too many 6. 4 goblins - a cowardly amount of goblins

The burger place on my walk to work stopped serving breakfast. We used to be a real country.

We must believe in a world to create that world

Walking away from Omelas like

The Anime Sickos Podcast gives you a psychic defense stat against the modern world.

Isekai where an office secretary dies and, due to a clerical error, swaps places with Secretariat in horse heaven. Now the office worker has to deal with being in horse heaven while Secretariat has to navigate modern office culture. It’s called: That’s Not My Secretary That’s My Secretariat!

These lyrics just describing the cast of taxi driver is driving me crazy. I can’t stop listening.

These are my friends

Winning the jackpot at the convenience store where the owner smokes inside: expired beef jerky in the discount bin baby 😎

I can’t believe I got out of rebirth before they started publishing Deadman again. They taught Boston Brand pronouns 🥲

Well they blew up the dickin’ man in Philly last night and they blew up his dick too

During the scene in the new Frankenstein when the doctor pretends to be a priest in the confessional the guy next to us loudly said Jesus Christ and walked out.

I’m so stoked to run a Christmas rpg next week. F.I.S.T. Endgame Christmas Special. You’ll never believe how they’ll end up saving all the mall Santas from around the world.

I know it’s a bad habit to answer work messages from the shower but I wish I could turn off the “sent while nude” signature. Phones are too smart!

Showing my husband licking a 9 volt so he can write pornography

New season of stranger things is gonna be huge for the throw hands out and scream until something cgi happens fans.

You don’t hear a lot about masters of disguise anymore seems like the career’s fallen off

makima better watch her step ever since i swore a contract with the marijuana devil

Gas station coffee has gotten worse. Fast food coffee is the new gas station coffee. Diner coffee? Still on top, baby.

Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee

Presented without comment

You should be able to email a smell to someone

I’m running HyperMall at Hal-Con in a couple weeks so this is perfect time for anyone coming to study the scripture 🙏🏻

Watching baseball. Can’t help but picture one of the mariners players with their soulless eyes doing a promo where they’re like “I love going home after practice to play my nintender switch two.”

Woke up from a dream where you could order an Uber “pissboy” was told it’s like an Uber XL but wrong.

when my enemies rush me in a hallway and I have a hammer, I simply do an Oldboy

The instinct to paywall clans is such classic White Wolf shit. Plus no Nosferatu and Malkavian (aside from voice in the head ig?). The worst thing about VTM is the official material, can’t wait to see if Bloodlines 2 follows the trend.

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metal piñata you have to shoot with guns

Anyone ever thinking about a dog named Pitbull (not a pitbull) who looks like the singer??

Fun fact! In the original script of Disney’s Hercules. I Can Go Th Distance was about opening other people’s mail. Disney’s Hercules was all about taking a pro mail fraud stance.

Has telling someone to Go to Hell fallen off? Feels like you don’t hear that much anymore.

modern problems etc

I’m always saying this.

Didn’t we already run through a cycle of studio Ghibli ai slop recently?? Why are we doing it again???

If you’re into table top games and aren’t playing HyperMall what the fuck is wrong with you. Get to a hospital and have that checked out!!!!