i love making books. i love quips art and writing. you simply had to do it to em :-)

just licked an 9 volt battery for robot porn research

can't tell if my brain is not working right today or if im ascending to godhood. little bit of column a, column b, probably

it's time for my favourite holiday game: listening intently to hear if the cutesy vintage market im at is playing the version of fairy tale of new york with the f slur, or if they're cowards

i need that robot in a compromising situation

accidentally coming out as trans by sending someone this male bathroom experience with the caption "gender euphoria">>>

if you're cold, hes cold. let him in

the elusive and delicious night coffee ...surely i will sleep well after a delicious night coffee

alexa, play "romantic flight" from httyd (derogatory) commission for @kinkanmalefujo.bsky.social of his brand (very specific old man yaoi) #art #onepiece #kinkan on redbubble: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1760...

When you fuck around (accidentally cross a line you didn’t realise was a line with your playful banter) and find out (something about yourself) #zosan #sanzo

i miss my moustache

my new phone did NOT import my 86 tabs of fanfiction my emotional support 86 tabs of fanfiction 😭😤

sick of backpainposting but i gotta say: even with the current ghostly stabbing needles in my leg i am da world's best gamer (bg3 only)

regressing 10 years to be really into star wars while depressed in a slightly different way

finally escaped hour 20-something of nerve pain to discover cat poop in some interesting places. im sure Brody is fine, he just perhaps exited the cat toilet with a whole poop still stuck to his ass and then jumped up to the window, creating a "cat shit rain" as it were.

the body feeling like a prison tn!!!!!!!!!!

I need to stop saying "now this is podracing" after every time I get gendered correctly

having fucked up high school flashbacks, solved by remembering the yaoi that got me thru high school. if it ain't broke!

noi from dorohedoro.....

i ❤️ calling in sick and not going to work

fandom philosophy

Happy Yamato daaaaay!!!! 🐕☁️👹 Shares are appreciated 💖 . . . #yamato #ace #kaido #onigashima #wano #onepiece #repost

ok im so haunted by Bree's horror fic that i keep thinking im in the nightmare verse like sanji cause of my fucking angry birds hand injury sgdhdjkdhdhdkdkmf

deep, earnest sigh.....no love is ever wasted

𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 // HELLRAISER (1987) putting a limited poster run of these up for pre-order in the near future 👀

Some are responsible for scaring, while others are responsible for being scared. #ONEPIECE

i hurt my thumb playing angry birds :/

twelfth inning.....

i love putting a very trope-heavy or simple backstory into a dnd character. it means im so acutely present in scenes, to the point that i genuinely did get sucker punched in today's session....YIPPEE TRAGEDY YAY GOTHIC DOUBLES WAHOO PAIN AND SUFFERING AND GRIEF!!!!

💥bomb devil💥 #chainsawman

saw the chainsaw man movie.............okay, fine 🕳️🚶

SIXTH INNING IN HEAVEN AT THE BAR BLUE JAYS FLIGHT HIGGGHHHHHH

be quiet sympathy is a knife on kanjuro playlist can't you see im trying to lock inn

usually blasting pop music keeps me awake enough for job but today i keep getting distracted and thinking "i should be at the club..." 🤔 i have a disc injury & a sprained ankle & it's 11:30 in the morning. and yet? charli compels me.....

Zach got me a labubu toy for birthday so i made this to shamefully display The Creature

guy who is about to get killed by my insane ninjutsu: what is that pussy doing with his hands

my dream is that ive always wanted to draw kin'emon in a tracksuit. im not good at drawing but i might start doing sketching practice again and it's solely to that end. idec if someone else does it. ill also do it. i could frankly never see too many images of kin'emon in a tracksuit

howling like a dog

showed this to zach and he said "i can see how people could get confused"

THEY LOST ON A BULLPEN GAME IN THE FUCKIN BRONX! MAXIMUM AGONY FOR THE HATED YANKEES AND THEIR UNUSUALLY OBNOXIOUS FANBASE!

the wife threatens to contact people to tell them i really like the fox goose & grain riddle and to put a fox goose & grain scenario in the dnd campaign. this is a LIE i DESPISE the fox the goose & the grain, he's already made me play it in like three different settings

headache on vacation is evil why is there a headache happening to me on vacation

as of today we're T-1 year until i reach my final form

i complete my formation and activate 45 minutes of testicular torsion

Good evening chat

Feeling silly

i just clicked the load game hotkey instead of the save game hotkey after a tough fight. idk about all this. rage quitting might not be enough. i might need to go full butlerian jihad on the laptop