I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

me: perfect. i have done a bureaucracy to the insane degree of detail required of me. time to focus literally anything else -- a second, more confusingly esoteric bureaucracy, standing behind me with a steel chair: not specific enough

said it before, and you know ill say it again! the body feeling like a prison tn!!

#onepiece #sanzo

i did a very sketchy sketch of tracksuit kin'emon and it's super late here but im sososo excited to colour it in tomorrow! if i don't fuck it up i will post my progress!

timeline cleanse

careers in gnashing my teeth and biting stuff. careers in rending flesh from bone

should i watch pillion for fathers day. would that do anything for me

Every time there's a foul ball I'm telling everybody that it "went through a fan's skull and they won't show it" and everybody really likes it each time.

i love you master of diabolism tv programme. but never ask me how long it took to watch season 1 ❤️

#svsss ❄️🐹

ive been trying to make toast for the last four hours. fuck this so bad. i need to teach my cat how to cook

said full chest "i'm not gonna spit in this gift horse's mouth". that is NOT how the saying goes!!

an animal, a cyborg, a skeleton, and a fish vs the period cramp simulator (3/3) #art #onepiece

GO QJP!!! ☆〜（ゝ。∂） #svsss #bingqiu #ningyingying #mingfan

annoying that my job is profiting off this depression spiral where i focus on work as a distraction, as opposed to writing the grossest thing ive ever produced

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

I want a girl with a ✅ short skirt ✅ loooooong jacket ------- [ insomnia-induced fem wolfwood be upon ye ]

they aren't kidding about your 20's are they huh

never love anything. they sent my favourite player down to triple a and the only place to watch the games is TWO SEPARATE SPORTS BETTING APPS

something I have always struggled with is everything

i've seen your picture

Official in person photo of JPN Alternate Art Kin’emon, Kouzuki Momonosuke, and Yamato for OP16 The Time of Battle. 🇯🇵: May 30, 2026 🇺🇸: June 12, 2026 #OnePiece        #OnePieceCardGame

got breath of the wild. keep whispering to myself "you used to call me on my rock phone"

weirdly enough this has become more of a phone calls job than an emails job. just a slightly different flavour of comms hell

"bet you cant write a tragedy in six words" hemingway:

it always cock and ball torture but never cock and ball nurture

a friend needed to borrow a drill and i was like "i think we have 2" we have FOUR drills

www.instagram.com/p/DYR9wv9AtFM/ the instagram post bonus

am avoiding two emails so i thought surely i can deal with this third email called "access your paystub". & guys you won't believe what occured when i opened it and clicked the button called "view your paystub". so ill tell you: it said i couldn't view my paystub bc i didn't click the button

🤲🌟

#orufrey i admit since episode 5 aired and i learned shrhma references hokusai frequently when drawing water magic, my brain developed an idea it would not drop, much like a dog with a bone

donating my body to science before i die. pleease blow me up in a fucked up way

more orufrey, performing the classic song and dance "the closer i get to what i want, the more i seem to suffer. why is that?" 2.4k, rated E archiveofourown.org/works/84452906

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no amount of coffee can combat the amount of sleepy gray rain happening outside

an informal ending to an informal collab! @wumbert.bsky.social , @ophiolatrix.bsky.social , AND @jimjamart.bsky.social bringing us to the end of luffy day :D let's hope for many more luffys in the year to come 👒🙏 #art #onepiece #luffyday

Wayfinding god Nami AU #art #onepiece #nami

Very proud of my husband who just left his job at the “getting his ass kicked” factory. Couldn’t be more proud of his accomplishments!! youtu.be/gQFRQxJZqEE?...

the bond between a fanfic writer and one of their emotional support commenters

last day of 2-3 jobs april. they will never keep us down. they will NEVER break our spirit

☎️ aura farming in alabasta #onepiece

every annoyance with outgoing job makes me want to do more excessive pornography printing -_-

I wasn't able to get my law cruise AU updated today, but I'm hopeful for tomorrow. take this preview in these trying times

found a grey hair (perverted). NEVER kill yourself!! open.spotify.com/track/0Bs4nM...

Luffy's ass when he got out of that prison cell in WCI

just cracked an egg and it opened up the long way. has agricultural science gone too far

the sky's kindest, most radiant star