whoa

just got a second job application done before the "post job application panic attack" from the first job application hit 💪

Zach said i was "stealing valour" for the way i got into one piece and my retaliation was "that wasn't stealing valour, that's just stupid" (read zosan fanfic with whole cake spoilers and thought. huh. i'd like to know more)

me picking up love bullet 1 : ha haaaa cupid with gun! so cute so silly me finishing love bullet 1, sobbing hysterically : it was cute and silly and also. the most important story ever told. cut the cameras.... im never gonna feel normal again fml 😭

absolutely sweet and darling dude working at subway made my coffee in front of me instead of idk giving me the little cream cups and a stir stick. im so sorry you had to do that man. the coffee is crazy terrible anyways even though it was made with--oh shit maybe it was made with hate

ok im feeling better about this now everyone go read this it's the longest fic ive ever written 💞

blood hatred money & rage 2

last night zach said, "i'm becoming a veteran of the psychic wars" and at the time i didn't know what meant. now i do

I’m taking an anatomy course at school rn lol #ukai #haikyuu

why back hurtning agaun. we just played this game

coworker saw me this morning and said "you've been working from home a lot lately, huh" 😭😭😭 im just not sure if that's what i'd open with. we can all see the record of how many sick days ive used up. i would maybe lead with something else. like the weather we've been having. long weekend plans. idk

hour 36 team let's give it up for hour 36

this is how girls look at you if you still haven't played #soulsov. it's also how they look at you when you play it. but then it's awesome gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov

luzo

groundhog day should be a stat

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Zach's version of "🥺 would you still love me if I was a worm" is so much more horrible than i could possibly imagine

kanjuro time 🫣

Going to tell my grand kids that this is Chappell Roan.

telling zach about the Cornetto sponsorship of master of diabolism and he nodded and said, as though to himself, "anything else is just ice cream"

there should be a button on lyrics annotation that lets you teleport to the annotators current location so you can punch them so hard they die

when no one else can calm me down, she can

weirded me out? no. you weirded me in. lets merge souls

i think i just had the first successful nap of my life

One more for fun

thinking about lemmy pish yourself. it's sounding like solid advice rn

#sanji My love😫💙💙💙💙💚

had a meeting at a health food cafe to "further" my "career" and "expand" my "network". i think i got wind burn on my ears walking home. it's been so long since ive been turned on by humiliation....

murderbot 3 ending......

every sex scene in heated rivalry honestly has the earnest sweaty sex appeal of the fucking joke gay sex scene in wet hot american summer.........

my friend really wants me to be executive director for an non profit that's hiring and like. seems like a cool gig. but also. i don't want to direct anything most days. i wanna be taken directly out back and shot dead so. what am i really bringing to the table here

rip Shen Yuan from scum villain you would have loved knowing all the names of the bug enemies in hollow knight 😔

lol. gAy

me when the beer does what beer nominally and historically has done to me the day after i drink a lot of it: i am being attacked unfairly and with malice. by outside forces beyond my control . i need soup

this is what i licked a 9 volt for

walking around smiling softly like i am on the phone with a loved one but i am just listening to its only sex by car seat headrest n thinking about The Character

WV (※사진참고)

switch 1 game recs that aren't skyrim or nintendogs

HAPPY CHOPPER DAY 🍭🍬🩷 Shares are appreciated 💖 . . . #chopper #tonytonychopper #mugiwara #meme #strawhat #onepiece

finally let him out of wip purgatory #ONEPIECE #yamato

i got to play dnd for like 30 minutes last night and i packed a lot of causing problems into that time. but it's not enough. i need to be banned from this fictional city for fucking a house down or something idk

doug mckenzie voice: snow

happy birthday big guy #soulsov

being sick is fun. stumbling around my house after zach fell asleep looking for bread. it's possible i ate it all. but mayhaps it is actually in the living room. stumble stumble

what happens when you play soulsov

things are mondo bad rn but ig i still have a yaoiful heart !! ❤️

cryin about problems

we joke around a lot here on the internet, but I am shooting a lot of characters with my "erectile dysfunction headcanon" gun lately. my gun which works fine and normally, by the way

i thought the blood rave was the first scene in blade so imagine my surprise at the childbirth scene