imagine one of the orphans dimitri teaches swords to jumping out & yelling boo to scare him & everyone's worried abt dimitri being triggered but he laughs & says ghosts don't say boo they say we rot awaiting the vengeance you promised us & his companions blink & quietly uncancel the halloween party

you can tell sylvain fans and sylvain dislikers apart by the delicate difference in inflection when they say "i fucking hate sylvain"

can't believe they took away one of qifrey's most important character traits......the ability to say ♡ with his mouth while demanding you venmo him back

sylvix clown locket to fill up a weird shaped spot in my itabag

do you think part of qifrey's guilt is living with the pain of tasslemogging olruggio every day of his life

not being able to draw means if i'm plagued by an image of a beautiful fat man in a slutty outfit i have to create a whole plot to support it. and by "it" haha well let's just say . his tits

felix: dimitri. why is there a scrub daddy next to your soap in the shower dimitri: uhhh hold on. (pulls a folded piece of paper out of his pocket) because i'm daddy, and, well, daddy needs to—oh god, i'm sorry, i can't do this. i just like the exfoliation

take me with you, or let me follow #WitchHatAtelier #WitchHatAtelierSpoilers #WHAspoilers

this is a tough question... i like angst and clean prose... watching a character navigate a terrible situation + said character witnessed in their lows by their LI probably. but it depends on the fandom and the character i think. oh and the bigger character bottoms

these guys #ozmanthusart #hadesgame #charmes

sylvain life simulator continues to deliver

thinking abt making ribbons

Three weeks now until Sylvix Weekend 2026! Felix is locking onto Sylvain with laser precision in the meantime. Join in and celebrate nearly seven years of Getting That Guy, or, just as likely, Getting Under That Guy's Skin. We hope to see you there!

they're calling it brain don't work so good, heart not in it, survive however you must friday

confronting my own tendencies whenever i go to tag a fic and realize there's technically no top or bottom

orufrey first base is becoming the keeper of the other's darkest secret, second base is [redacted], third base is coparenting, third and a half base is a decade plus of romantic tension manifesting in the most convoluted, down-bad, non-sex sexual acts imaginable, home run is holding hands

canaries

(at couples counseling) therapist: so sylvain, when felix gave you a handjob after eating hot wings, you felt his explanation of "well you wanted to try bdsm" was insufficient? sylvain: i— felix: objection. this was premeditated. he sexted me fully aware i was at buffalo wild wings

Now that more people are getting into Witch Hat, please join me thinking about the Knights Moralis as an fe3h blue lions au.

i miss adam parrish my bitchy friend adam parrish

someone once called my fic "self serious" and yeah it does haunt me. but not enough to stop writing angst constantly

rituals #bottomwwweek

NICE TO ME........ thank you anon 🫶🫶 the jokes are to make up for when the fics are too mean

you die here. #sylvix #fe3h

annette, with great concentration: stalactites and stalagmites... only caves have got 'em. the 'tites are on the 'mites are on the bottom lysithea: so you're literally inside me right now annette: i know i'm so sorry i'm just trying not to come

orufrey miis are being extremely funny... they simply won't befriend each other in spite of hanging out all the time. they have mutual crushes on each other and are still acquaintances

i love sylvain pov... what if there was a guy who'd rather make a hundred jokes about jerking off than admit to being suicidally depressed. and also none of those jokes land

he took the kids in the divorce #fireemblem

i miss him

he's having the time of his life

olruggio ignoring qifrey and his huge indiscreet crush to stare at this tree... tfw he falls for your cousin instead of you

see no evil speak no evil #wha

This was my first 3 houses fanart i ever drew

metrosexuality as a term probably saved sylvain's life for a little while bc he was like thank god now i can shower and wear scarves without being gay. there's a word for what i am. and there was a word but that wasn't it

now what could this note dated 11/16/21 at 8:30 in the morning possibly refer to

i hate when two bitches in love both have blue eyes. as if one isn't bad enough. one of u is gonna have to change

i played three houses a gajillion years ago but i never really drew anything..... anyway here's my first s support #fe3h

olruggio: a midnight snack? for me? qifrey you shouldn't ha— oh. hmmm qifrey: 🙂❔ don't you like it?

one might think that sylvain's crotchless armor is for slutting around but really it's bc he's hoping for a little hyper localized zap to the balls from Miasma Δ to end his family line guilt-free

easthies: they're calling us the fun police utowin: aw they think we're fun 🥺❓

on one hand it seems difficult to square a happy or even emotionally uncomplicated orufrey fic with canon (which i acknowledge is a failure of my own imagination) but on the other hand witch hat kitchen seems to say fuck it who cares so

there's a frame of this movie i'm still thinking abt 5 months after watching it

Now I'm stuck on one day For the rest of my life #fe3h

i wore this out for the first time today and people keep looking at me looking down at my shirt and looking back up at me

i'm unsure whether i'll let sylvix have a baby in tomodachi life but i do think i'll make another much smaller felix who looks just like him but is worse in every way. he will be called Evil Baby Felix

olruggio and qifrey's post-retirement venture, an artisanal sex toy shop called Which Strap? Atelier

been wanting to doodle yuri stealing sylvain out from under dimitri for a while and!!! finally got around to it!!! 🤪 #fe3h

swiping this from nebs