i forget sometimes how i skate right into sylvain kinnie territory by having a social media presence that’s all jokes and an ao3 that is predominantly angst

sylvain: how do you feel about big naturals felix: i think all talents whether naturally occurring or willfully learned require a level of dedication that make their origins irrelevant sylvain: oh i meant titties felix, squinting: why? what are you, like a b cup?

whipped up an add on for the nsfw #syldue zine ☺️

there’s a sentence from justin mcelroy in this video the pronunciation of which i knew i’d be thinking abt for a long time the second i heard it

I’m not an easy man / #syldue fic for @sylduezine.bsky.social zine dedue and sylvain get hit by a truth spell and have a great time dealing with it

Another Year With You My piece for the syldue zine! I don't know if translates well but Sylvain is wearing one of Dedue's jackets hehe @sylduezine.bsky.social #syldue #sylvaingautier #deduemolinaro

安然无恙; take care of yourself. don’t get sick. fight and come home safe, unscathed, more whole than you were before. #syldue for @sylduezine.bsky.social 😊

now; for my actual #syldue work for @sylduezine.bsky.social l’œuf 4.3k | rated m Sylvain Gautier finds that it's a lot harder to find armour against the thing cracking him open from the inside out. or: BABY FEVER FIC A-SIDE 🐣 ao3.org/works/74158841

sylvain, being obnoxious on purpose: a kissaroo from me to you dedue: sylvain: may i request a kiss. respectfully dedue: sylvain: is there a passcode on kisses? what do i do? i know i have a bad track record with romance, but i’m here and i’m trying dedue’s airpods: aruba jamaica oo i wanna take ya

one of my pieces for the #syldue zine! please check out over 120 pages of the most incredible syldue creations ✨ over at @sylduezine.bsky.social

#syldue angst for @sylduezine.bsky.social which is OUT TODAY!!! archiveofourown.org/works/74151631

sunao ni i luv youuu #syldue yakuza i drew for @sylduezine.bsky.social which is OUT NOW!

IT'S HERE! LET THEM TALK: A #fe3h fanzine about Dedue and Sylvain! the #syldue zine is available for free download now at: lordfleasus.itch.io/sylduezine

the cool news is i don’t ever have to get over sylvain-as-lee-pace. it’s the gift that keeps on giving

[ #fe3h ] for #fodlanfrights2025 for OrzhovMarkhov on AO3 Edelgard & Hegemon Husk, in sickness, and in despair

Scarianne body horror #hapimari I made for #fodlanfrights2025

#fodlanfrights2025 piece for @lordfleasus.bsky.social which i can’t describe better than they already have—“the epitome of when an ugly bitch calls you twin” archiveofourown.org/chapters/192...

My piece for the #fodlanfrights2025 exchange ‧₊˚ ⋅ I was tasked to make a #Dimilix and Fraldarius family haunting for @dryltt3.bsky.social ! "All traitors get put to the sword" 👻

i forgot all about this song which goes insane even without the fact of sylvain. but really, sylvain, youtu.be/Wdx53MBFeNU?...

i’m not well versed in omegaverse rules but if everybody has their own pheromone scent or whatever does that mean going into any crowded public place would be like walking into a bath and body works and getting hit with a migraine

dorothea seeing edelgard in a nice gown at friday night friends dinner: edie you’re serving caspar: did you get a job here as a server edelgard: i believe she means i’m serving our people hubert, in charge of edelgard’s social media presence & lgbtq outreach: the house down boots

4 DAYS

sylvain asks felix whether he knows he speaks in copypastas and naturally felix finds that the obvious non-copypasta rejoinder to this is to stab sylvain but then sylvain does say aloud >be me >get stabbed so there’s really no winning

blue lions most to least likely to say aloud some variation of killing myself/should i kms, etc. as a “joking” stress response sylvain annette dimitri (tries not to; ends up whispering it and forgetting people can hear) ingrid (cloaked in “for a noble cause”) ashe mercedes dedue felix

sylvain: venereal disease? more like funereal disease haha bc having sex— dimitri: —“makes me want to die?” sylvain: ding ding ding! felix: what the fuck are you doing dimitri: i am maintaining my streak in sylvain’s daily mental health word puzzle

reverse wip wednesday and it’s this section that makes me laugh from the already published trucker sylvain x hitchhiker felix fic

an end to three houses discourse at last??

sylvain: what if we were two dead spiders trapped under the landlord special together felix: what sylvain: it’s when a landlord just paints over everything indiscriminately, us included. if we were spiders felix: i’m gonna get a worse phone plan so you can’t text me as much

it’s crazy how you’ll be fighting for your fucking life in a word doc for weeks only to get to the end and find it’s 2k words. every time

i had to redraw the pose so here’s a deleted sylvain from a wip

Sylvain José Gautier has woken up on Nov 1st at 5:47PM still in his Dr. Frank-N-Furter makeup

crossposting last year’s jumpscare too 🎃 #fe3h

Happy Halloween!!! featuring Vampire Dorothea and (failed) Vampire Hunter Ingrid hehehehe 🧛‍♀️❤️ #fe3h #fireemblem #ingridgalatea #dorotheaarnault

for #SylvixWeek2025 day 2, horror AU - camp counselors felix and sylvain have a harrowing night for which they will receive no hazard pay. 4.4k, rated M archiveofourown.org/works/72055381

if u need a horror movie to watch tn reply and i will try and rec you one i love horror

Uhhh I made this for #sylvix week, but I wasnt really happy with it- figured it still works to post for halloween ♡

2023 throwback: what are they wearing to the halloween rager?

sylvain: c’mon, you know the old saying! we go together like peanut butter and Sword Guy ashe, dressed as paddington: uh no i haven’t heard— felix, returning to peanut butter sylvain’s side, wearing no costume except a sword belt over his normal clothes: haven’t heard what

felix: for the last time, no sylvain: ): pagliacci and his doctor is an all-time couple’s costume why are you thwarting my creativity

felix: sometimes you have an animal’s face, at other times a man’s. tell me, which is your true face? dimitri, removing his mask: felix, you were there when i bought this. you said i had to be sonic so you could be shadow

witching hour 🦇🎃👻 #fe3h

not long !

bottom sylvain bottom sylvain bottom sylvain

[ #fe3h | #sylvix ] the chaps (and everything else) stay on during sex!!!

marihilda in halloween costumes....

for the love of god make sure you check your children’s candy

obviously no tiermaker i come up with is ever gonna encompass every human reaction but it is a funny oversight that i forgot my own jumpscare response which is laughter bc i’m just so delighted when something tries to be scary like yes! love that!

lysinette is fun bc it’s like what if they literally built a girl in a lab (broken home; an actual lab) to be your rival and also make you specifically feel insane