@ztul.bsky.social on the newest Shelved By Genre, you mentioned Lord of the Onion Rings. Is there any chance you meant Lord of the Burger Rings, this sketch which aired on New Zealand TV which I happened to see while I was living there as a child? youtu.be/6X1NICJKTvo?...

I've been aiming to run about 5 miles in the morning. There's a really nice route I can run that's about exactly that long. There's another route I can run that's half the length but pure suburbs. Because 2 miles or so into the run, my guts rebel every day, Ive had to double up the neighborhood path

Twitter now has a feature that's allowing people to make nonconsensual pornography of any given picture on there so that place is basically levels of fucked beyond what I had anticipated being possible

Playing Octopath 2 and RPGs love to have an "Eastern Continent"

The Legend of Zelda: Wifeward Load

They're powerscaling the Grinch

Really regretting not taking any time off here at the end of the year. I need to keep making money and everything's gonna be even more expensive next year, but I just feel bone tired rubbing against wanting to do some other things and coming up short

Yeah, this winter I got really into YouTube shorts about what pokemons have problematic relationships to masturbation

On Twitter there's a bunch of arguing about if video games have good writing or not and it has people reinventing the ancient, functionally resolved ludology vs narratology stuff from first principles

Shout outs to the battle droid in Episode 1 with the Brooklyn accent though

Qui-Gon Jinn should not have been calling Darth Maul a "it"

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Editing podcasts again and why the fuck do I talk like that?

Imagine being the first person to draw a triangle. That probably felt so good, man

Due to concerns related to wokeness, American children no longer seek mastery of the Bo Staff

What the hell, man?! I just heard about all the horrible things you said and did last weekend at my father's very fancy breastaraunt

As my big 2025 projects close, I’m freeing up space for new clients. I’ve carried a dozen+ tabletop crowdfunders to launch, consulted with many many more all around the world, and I’m always excited to help creators level up. If you need a project manager wizard or dog in your corner, hit my DMs.

I definitely get why people, especially tabletop people, might have stopped fucking with me in like 2021-2023. I was often dour, spiteful, combative, and generally unpleasant. I dont disagree with any number of stands I took, but if that is mostly what you're seeing instead of interpersonal warmth

A couple times a year I will listen to a selection of songs I had on repeat in the period where I met my wife and I was depressed and overwhelmed in part because I was 19, socially underdeveloped, and hadn't figured out crushes yet. Makes me grateful for the life I've been able to live since.

Threw my back out on Friday. This shit sucks

Kendrick if he was from Whoville: Hold on little Grinch, hold on sit down little Grinch

Woke up, just coming out of a dream I couldn't really remember aside from a feminine voice dismissively saying "ugh, that's just tayters dot com for gay men!"

The cool thing about hopping just a hair over the line for medicaid eligibility is that suddenly youre functionally making way less money if you want to have access to the medications you have been relying on for years. Even with the cost partially subsidized its like $500+ a month

Gonna open up a Red Hot Chilli Peppers themed restaurant and cover fucking everything in our signature Cream of Californication Sauce

Last episode of the Chair Company was so fucking good. Goddamn, what a show

Disney keeps rejecting my pitch for an adult Goofy cartoon where he gets his freaking cock stuck in the floorboards and stretches it all around the room like Laffy Taffy and then it snaps and he sits down in Puto's food bowl so Pluto eats his balls

Disney keeps rejecting my pitch for an adult Goofy cartoon where he gets his freaking cock stuck in the floorboards and stretches it all around the room like Laffy Taffy and then it snaps and he sits down in Puto's food bowl so Pluto eats his balls

Welcome to the first annual Child Endagerment Olympics, made possible by our generous sponsors at FanDuel

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Larry, Shemp, Moe and who could forget? It's Goku, of course!!

Sighing heavily as the cat comes walking over with another terminally wounded miniature version of me in his mouth

Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure

Lieutenant Surge has a BO problem and he doesn't shower. Plus, he only eats military rations and "cowboy beans," so his whole gym stinks an oily stink! Join me in signing this petition to throw his ass into the water right by the SS Anne

I hate to be annoying but I still need some help

if you don't need a commision, and instead would like to keep me alive for absolutely no reason, my ko-fi is here o/

Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee

Knights of the Old Republic II: Toe-Sucking Lords

sometimes people say “you’re reading this movie all wrong. it’s not supposed to be a horror, it’s supposed to be a b movie”. so i watched it as a b movie. it’s not good

Just came home from my first post—COVID gym trip to this lovely beast. It’s SO lovely, what an object!!

I dont think they should have rules for ghosts. I think that's FUCKING bullshit!!!

Went and saw the Chainsaw Man movie. Extremely unsubtle about its many themes (positive). Reminded me of my affections for Chainsaw Man and how I should get caught up on Part 2. I still rankle against a lot of the Mappa house style though.

Emergency commissions! I got laid off last weeek. If y'all wanna help out a (human) Latino artist from the Global South, commission me some art! #Art #OC #CharacterPortrait #TTRPG #DnD #Commission #NotAI

Yeah, sorry I dont hang out much anymore. It's just that if I'm out of the house for more than 10 minutes, I can't stop worrying that the werewolf has escaped containment and I have to go home and check

Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer

Might spend the next couple years getting really into decoctions

Ballistic: Narf vs Scrunt

A contract I'd been counting on for work over the winter fell through due to funding. I'm in urgent need of commission work. I'm also available for short term or long term projects as a 2D artist/spine2d animator. ko-fi.com/thedicegoddess thedicegoddess.com

The name's Richard Kane, but you can call me R. Kane. Dick Cane if you're curious what I like in the bedroom

My penis hurts

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