coming this fall to netflix: SKATE WITCHES - these witches skate for the love of the game... and do a kick flip into a big cauldron!! (footage of a woman in a long dress and big witch's hat trying to skate but the dress gets caught in the wheels and she busts her ass on the concrete)

i love women and support them all the very much. i think they should have a third titty to make up for the income inequality thing

ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO SAYS HELLO TO YOU ALMOST EVERYTIME YOU BUMP INTO EACH OTHER IN THE HALLS AT WORK: "oh hey what's up"

now you might think its up to me to meet people and form connections and make friends on my own. but let me just say, this little freak-creep (me) is a limited time experience that some of you are missing out on,

have i shown this? some kid's card game design we found on the ground long time ago. it rules so much. i want to know how this game works. we keep it on the fridge!

he's sleeping so hard

hey guys it's me, batman villain the joker. no, no, we're not doing that today, put that away- today im here to talk to you about something that's turned my life around: Better Help matches you with licensed therapists for proven results

it's SICKO'S SELECTION season again! $25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th itch.io/b/3393/sicko...

joining the queer discord your friend started and immediately establishing my dominance by saying some cryptic too-online shit like "mommy has bisexual wario energy kshfdhebshhavsb;" or "optimus prime bionicle,,,,,," with forty commas

how's arc raiders?

freak jacinthe & lebanne #pokemonza

fun magic: the gathering fact: ajani goldmane sleeps up to 20 hours a day 🦁

blue balloons floating huddled in the early morning dumpster arcade carpet print tissue paper we sing happy birthday to the flies

y'all they finally made nail polish for men. none of that gay shit - these are Talons, made for men look at him holding that skull. this is a dude, you can be confident, who buys Talons, fake nails made for men

Whenever I'm trying to think of poses JoJo just appears in my head and end up with 200 pictures like this. Anyway, you expected smut but it was me! DIO!

when someone tries to talk to you while you're working on something, roll+focus. on a 10+, both, but you can't do anything else today. on a 7-9, choose 1. - you're able to continue the conversation in an animated fashion - you're able to finish your project on a miss, be prepared for the worst.

coffee is a magic potion that almost anyone can drink. now a latte, is more of an elixir. americano? antivenom and/or poison, depending on the occasion

god damn fuck, im hot

the best thing ever is when a dog goes in a pet store and picks up a toy in its mouth and walks around with it. they're shopping...

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happy birthday to the worst person ive ever met in my life: @tranphasmagoria.bsky.social fae turns, i don't know, something-years-old today, who gives a fuck. but i hope she spends the day with people who like her (very short list) instead of drooling and babbling like an idiot in my DMs 🎂💚🖕🏻🌈 🦇

my girlfriend doesnt let me have saltwater taffy. she says the sugar hypes me up too much and i become the devils plaything

the faceless is super special to me and my former group and i would love to see this happen 💚

I made a bunch of games and game-like objects that fit in vending machine 1" capsules

the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look I mean come on

vacation cuties demand to go back on vacation

WAREHOUSE FAGGOTS is for / about a very specific brand of roleplay freak. larp, ss14, over//under, play-by-post... these consuming forms of play. little cities at the end of the world.

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.

I love that my life has so much sex and open intimacy in it but sometimes sometimes I'm ready for a conversation to go from start to finish without it being made about fucking

In this game, a character is... ...A person with needs and desires that'll inevitably bring them into conflict with others, because there ultimately isn't enough to go around, who's capable and prepared to fight for what they need.

what they dont tell you about attending your favorite artists music event at the coca cola roxy is that one audience member is chosen to become the new Bearer Of The Curse. and now, after never winning anything in my entire life, guess what assholes

the best place i ever worked at was Lulu's here in town. dessert themed bar. when they brought your charcuterie plate back after the table left, we were all high as fuck and we would descend on it, eating the remaining cheese and cookies. one guy was out of his mind on opium. it was savage shit

feeling extremely disrespected with i go to take a selfie and my phone says "please find a face" like fuck you, i have 300 points on my firehouse subs rewards card i don't need this shit

for the last three years i have been writing a breaking bad fanfiction but in my version walter white doesn't cook meth and he stays a teacher. the rest of the plot is very different and none of the other characters are there. he invents an invisible gun and sells it to hawaii

i only use AI to write myself recipes for what i call Bad Dinner. these are unhealthy meals that the mayor of my city forces me to eat when i don't read the bible

me staring at a venn diagram for over 40 minutes now: "i don't get it. are the circles kissing??"

SHAME MASK PREORDER IS LIVE Ends 11/10 @ 3pm PST Ships end of December, early January NO Christmas guarantee for this batch.

hmmm

something of note is that if a game's rules don't vibe with how you want to play it, y'all can just change it and do it your own way. now you're game designing! seems like such an elementary thing to voice but each year i still see ppl frustrated that a given game doesn't align with the table