if you put on sloppy eye makeup then sleep in it, you wake up looking incredible. this is my helpful hint to you

Did ya hear about the partnership Pizza Hut did with Depeche Mode? You could get your own personal pizza

hey, Americans, keep ya heads down. coordinate with your locals. plan, prepare, and be decisive in what you do. and remember, nothing on the Internet is a secret

Happy anniversary to myself and this fucking dork 💚💚💚💚 @itscerpin.bsky.social is amazing in all the right ways, is always there for me to bitch to about all of y'all, and is in general just the best human being i know love uuuuuuuuu

probably time to get my nipples pierced

fuzzy peachy puppy

(eats a big bite of animal crackers off a fork) you came to the right place to learn about the stock market

the year is 3027. you call me up on your holophone and ask if i want to cyberfuck. i ride over on my motorcycle and do the akira slide straight into your pussy

all those fucking pinhead freaks from the hellraiser movies need to get their shit together

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

orange light, pink light, yellow light hands shaped like hearts, warm red bitter sugar sick an insect trapped in amber trapped in a fossilized heart. i don't want empty aching jaws and blood painted lips i want to lie on the warm ground.

so many trans women have snuff kinks so we can imagine being killed by somebody hot for once

speaking of girlframe - im glad everyone is bringing their weirdest bullshit to the game. @itscerpin.bsky.social has a frame that is powered by a sedated harpy, facing her, and they embrace and hug, eye-to-eye, while piloting also the mech can get pregnant

my favorite way to bully @endlessember.bsky.social is when we play girlframe, all the girls can collect Gold Stars as rewards for good behavior, but i only award her shitty, weird stars: - copper star - piss star - negative-one star no matter what. her resigned reaction is *my* Gold Star

he doesn't want to be hugged, he wants our pancakes

i want to come up with some ways to share my spiritual craft creatively or artistically or even in service, but i am always leaning towards keeping my workings secret. do i have any mystic mutuals who share their work publicly who could share their thoughts and feelings about sharing their workings?

internalized

what

modern mimics would absolutely be cell phones tho

has anyone ever grown from a really smart child into a dumb as hell adult. im not talking abt the whole gifted kids phenomenon, but like a real little einstein to just an absolute dipshit i was dumb both times but im just wondering

sometimes you find a random @pseudo310.bsky.social post on instagram and that's nice

anxiousmimicrpgs.itch.io/girl-frame/d... girl frame 1.5 is out: advancements for the Handler, a new Girl playbook, and NPC playbooks! #GirlFrame

medieval fantasy necromancer drake: u used to call me on my elf bone

y'all, come on

call the nintendo hotline like the rest of us had to

This is really, really great. wantmymtv.vercel.app

that's 3 instances of fatal gun violence by my home and work in the past 3-4 months all three of which were at locations i frequent and sometimes, had just missed sometimes a city can turn sour

a real stainless steel hog.

charlottes web but shes spelling out "this pigs made of steel" in the web

they should make a movie about a pig with super powers and call it "ham of steel"

considering cutting up all my old poems into one big cut-up burroughs thing. turning it into one giant prose

SO Right now, to just break even on my existing bills, whatnot, I need to make about $300. To add my contribution for rent on I need to make about $700. SO FAR I have made $35. Well,Its better than 0. If anyone wants to help me pay my bills, links in bio lol otherwise I'll be here doing my best! 😊

i refuse to roll any dice after the new year

a merry wintereenmas to all who celebrate 🎄🎉🌟🎅

merry christmas weirdos

going back to this green as soon as i can - @itscerpin.bsky.social looks so good with it c:

no, sorry :( same thing happened to my buddy, but its okay, she got better. her favorite is my melody!

shut up, ive been good all year, you don't know how much i need this pancake dinner

poll: do you ever run around?

I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt. nerdykeppie.com/products/bad... All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖

two hotties

playing helldivers with @itscerpin.bsky.social and @endlessember.bsky.social is so fucking rad every mission is like an action movie. someone's flying in on a jet pack. someone set off a nuke. there's robots everywhere

happy belated birthday to a beloved friend~ what better way to show its appreciation than to subject her to horrible gay torment💜

whatever. go my puppy picmix

honestly at this point it would be pretty embarrassing if we did end up living in a simulation. "computers can't make art ☝️🤓" crowd been real quiet since we all found out we're just zeroes and ones

"fortune favors the bold," i scream, diving headfirst over the subway toppings bar, mouth open, sending lettuce flying everywhere. the sandwich artist has seen this before and knows what to do: she unsheaths her katana, a tear in her eye....

So Epimas is in a week, and the gift I most want for the holiday is to see the number of followers on this to hit 666: www.kickstarter.com/projects/unw... I think it's possible. I believe in the power! To help it along, for the next week, I'm doing an Advent of Swords.

chase your tail

so none of u love ur spouses? yall out here just leaving ur wives alone in dreamland...do u even kiss her little nose before u go.......monsters..........