mtg has something called the Rabiah Scale which is a rating of how likely it is for a main set to return to a setting and I keep thinking about how bleak it is that New York now presumably ranks as more likely than fucking Dominaria

It sucks to feel so unwanted sometimes

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

I would Kill, for you Just tell me where and when and who, I'll do it, to prove my love for you

Never forget Scrappy Doo worked directly with Reagan to distribute crack cocaine into the inner cities of America.

It's always wild to me when the right wing say "we want to bring common sense back to politics" Like yeah, we all do, it's just, we see people not starving to death while more and more billionaires exist as common sense, and you see being able to say slurs as common sense.

"leave part of your face unshaven at your patch Test so we can see what the normal growth is like" Ok but where? How much? How long? I need clearer instructions damnit

making a game called Jerry. The game is advertised entirely about being able to hang out with this guy named Jerry. you play it and he hangs out with you. activities like "watch a movie with Jerry" (he always picks Fire Walk With Me) and "make popcorn with Jerry" (he wants to watch a movie after)

I do find it hilarious how they immediately backtracked after this and deleted the comment

Little mech doodle

“But first they must catch you” - Watership Down One of my favourite books of all time, I re-read it once a year so it was fanart time. Watercolour and gold leaf

*major depressive episode hurtles towards me as swiftly, indifferently, and inescapable as a blastwave that briefly stains the sky yellow before darkening it for decades* me: (david byrne voice) UH-oh!

Good morning, I hope this awkwardly taken, barely lit dick pic finds you well.

Submitted for the approval of the midnight society *posts hole*

I haven't had a cigarette for 10 months but today I have the most intense craving for one, and it's not even like, chemical, it's just a deep want to do the whole ritual of smoking

If The Undertaker was a real guy I would alert the proper authorities

Cross collector

snake gore

Someone should come over and get in my bed

Rough day in the flat today

If Jigsaw wanted to be fairer he should use a Crystal Maze system where you get to choose Physical, Mental, Skill or Mystery before he puts you in the trap

I feel that I am very forgettable. This isn't even like a sad post, I just seem to meet people and then they don't remember meeting me, often for multiple times.

I feel like I'm having a crisis about who and what I am, but I'm also like, too tired to have it properly

i know SO MANY but this one is really the one that absolutely fucking destroys me every time. laughing at this for minutes at a time. hear it hurgling,,,

Friends have started calling our flat "the goth household" and I'm so here for it

This game is great, I hate it

#animation #art #mecha

All is death. All is pain. Love breeds loss. Isolation breeds resentment. No matter which way we turn we are beaten. Muse: Pinky Ann Gonzalez 💄: Beauty By Brooke #clivebarker #horrorcosplay #pinhead #spookyseason #hellraiser #thescarletgospels #horrorphotography #horrormodel #spookymodel

GOT MCR TICKETS FOR JULY AHHHHHH

I'm adorable and menacing

warhammer has the dark angels who are not to be mistaken for the blood angels who are not to be mistaken for the blood ravens who are not to be mistaken for the raven guard who are not to be mistaken for the death guard who are not to be mistaken for the deathwatch

[ #oc ] angel of the hunt

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

New artwork of Hatsune Miku from her designer, KEI… with her new best pal I love that she’s in a Daytona sit-down cabinet lol Source: x.com/keigarou/sta...

good afternoon

It's very funny that my manager keeps saying I'm too laid back, when I have spent so many nights lying awake with absolutely crippling anxiety about work

All I wanna do... Is decompose with you 🖤

I'm very weak and fragile and soft today, someone should come over and take care of me uwu etc.

Ahahahahaha

Stocking🍰

IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?

I just think that it’s bad if bipartisanship means adjusting your own noose so as not to appear uncooperative in the eyes of your executioner.

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art