In all seriousness if anyone knows of any work from home jobs I can apply for, please hit me up

Today has involved: Workman coming to flat, ignoring what I said about the fridge being weird, poking it a screwdriver and then leaving Multiple online chats and phone calls trying to sort ADP, having to fill out more forms, upload more evidence and having to keep talking about my dead name..

night

Thinking about when my flat mate called Andrew Eldritch a "Trent Reznor knockoff" and wasn't trying to rage bait me

I'm still confused by the idea that people might find me attractive

Some Magical Girls are WOLVES- 2025

Necrotech vignettes

Crying alone on a park bench in the dark on my birthday is very on brand

I have survived one more year

Anyone want to get me a birthday present?

the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look I mean come on

Is it a real take? am I shit posting? is this bait to make someone angry at me? Welcome to me posting

Health are like if that Bo Burnham Kanye Rant Bit was a band (positive)

Honestly I'm mildly offended the mediocre hookup I had never messaged me again, like I wouldn't do it again, and I'm pretty sure I scared him off, but it's the principle yanno?

Alone

Keep Trying #art

*genuinely tries* Still gets told I'm shit and obviously don't care

Had a horrific dream and I feel like I need to talk about it, but I feel too guilty and gross to talk about it?

I really need to start taking my anti psychotic meds again, but they make me so tired, I'm scared of oversleeping every day

I need to get out of the house today but I'm really bad at doing things on my own

Who wants to buy me this? earache.com/collections/...

Bad fatigue and pain day, have managed to leave bed twice and only very quickly 😞 Flatmate got me a Pain au chocolat though so that helped 🥰

Went to the GP and talked about the scary thing and felt listened to for once, Also survived a random blood test Please tell me I did good

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

Well, fuck my old GIC triple then

Opening the dating apps in the GIC waiting room, pro strat

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger

Having a panic attack about a thing that isn't actually related to the thing, this is very on brand

"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family."

good afternoon

mtg has something called the Rabiah Scale which is a rating of how likely it is for a main set to return to a setting and I keep thinking about how bleak it is that New York now presumably ranks as more likely than fucking Dominaria

It sucks to feel so unwanted sometimes

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

I would Kill, for you Just tell me where and when and who, I'll do it, to prove my love for you

Never forget Scrappy Doo worked directly with Reagan to distribute crack cocaine into the inner cities of America.

It's always wild to me when the right wing say "we want to bring common sense back to politics" Like yeah, we all do, it's just, we see people not starving to death while more and more billionaires exist as common sense, and you see being able to say slurs as common sense.

"leave part of your face unshaven at your patch Test so we can see what the normal growth is like" Ok but where? How much? How long? I need clearer instructions damnit

making a game called Jerry. The game is advertised entirely about being able to hang out with this guy named Jerry. you play it and he hangs out with you. activities like "watch a movie with Jerry" (he always picks Fire Walk With Me) and "make popcorn with Jerry" (he wants to watch a movie after)

I do find it hilarious how they immediately backtracked after this and deleted the comment

Little mech doodle

“But first they must catch you” - Watership Down One of my favourite books of all time, I re-read it once a year so it was fanart time. Watercolour and gold leaf

*major depressive episode hurtles towards me as swiftly, indifferently, and inescapable as a blastwave that briefly stains the sky yellow before darkening it for decades* me: (david byrne voice) UH-oh!

Good morning, I hope this awkwardly taken, barely lit dick pic finds you well.

Submitted for the approval of the midnight society *posts hole*