We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?

You might say the prosecution's case didn't... 😎 cut the mustard

I need this fucking ai bubble to burst otherwise I'm gonna have to find a new job I can't stand being around this shit It is fundamentally antithetical to the whole reason I got into the apparel industry, I just want to make things with my human fucking hands

btw this is the same CEO who put a David Brooks quote in a presentation he gave after half my team got laid off and said he "has a huge man-crush on that guy"

The really fun part of this is having to pretend you found it funny because if you criticize anyone's use of ai then suddenly you're a stick in the mud luddite who's ruining the mood in the office

cracking myself up thinking about an elf with a Boston accent saying "the shards of Narsil"

cracking myself up thinking about an elf with a Boston accent saying "the shards of Narsil"

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The increased use of ai in the workplace has brought about previously unknown instances of annoying co-worker behavior, like asking chat-gpt to respond to your emails with a cheeky poem

hell yeah now let's do it for Seattle

I know these beautifully shot videos of people doing traditional Chinese crafts are just some kind of propaganda but I'll be damned if I don't watch them every time they come up on my timeline

Save the Dolls; save the world.

GET THOSE BALLOTS IN, #SEATTLE! Vote Katie Wilson ( @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social ) for Mayor to make me happy and make a bunch of billionaires sad. It's win-win! Ballots need to be in drop boxes by 8pm Tuesday night! Don't let me down! #Babes4Katie #WilsonForSeattle #ThisIsYourCity

Tapping the "the only way to get people to actually use public transportation is to create viable alternatives to driving" sign

Hey #Seattle! Scarlett O'Hairdye here, once again doing my Civic Booty by reminding you to vote for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social AND to get those ballots into a drop box by Nov 4th! That's THIS TUESDAY! Katie has progressive bona fides and policies that benefit sexy art and artists! #Babes4Katie

Tapping the "the only way to get people to actually use public transportation is to create viable alternatives to driving" sign

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I know I’m asking a lot lately, and I wouldn’t if I didn’t have another choice (I literally applied for SNAP benefits in order to help ease the load, and then three days later the government shut down), so if you have anything you can spare, you’d be helping me out more than you can know.

Do y'all know the pain of being a fan of a musical that only exists once and which you'll never get to see or listen to again?! How am I supposed to learn the tap dance for 22 Men, the cut number from Twi-Right (the gay lumberjack musical) that they had to drop because of the twenty dismemberments?

Off Book: The Improvised Musical @ The Neptune Theatre

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

I don't care how good the content is, if you use GenAI images for illustration I'm not opening, reading, or sharing your work. Even beside the disrespect to creators - I don't trust the laziness to stop at the images.

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

PUNKINS

disgusting

my dude it is literally October 31st

we need to talk about how Greta Schroeder in Nosferatu (1922) was lowkey kinda clocky with it

Happy Halloween!! 🎃

I am still thinking about the Seattle Opera production of Pirates of Penzance and the thing is I adore getting to see supremely well-trained, highly-skilled people in their particular art form getting to use all their skills and training to COMMIT TO THE BIT, and by god, Penzance is a fucking bit

Today's weather forecast really just said "fuck them kids"

I love how on DS9 when they need to show that a woman from the mirrorverse is evil, they make her a slut who is kind of gay

ugh

ugh

Ah yes, it's that time of year when I get to simultaneously enjoy the beauty of the sunrise and get mad at the fact that I'm up early enough to enjoy it

Pirates of Penzance boldly asks the question, "What if everyone in your opera was an absolute dumbass and also half of them were pirates?" and IT FUCKING SLAPS

I was trying to remember the plot of this show since I haven't seen it in a while and I feel vindicated because basically nothing happens, 10/10 would recommend

About to engage in some extremely sophisticated culture* *Pirates of Penzance

made a new sign 🐈‍⬛

THAT'S MY HOT WIFE

Kaneta-nyan, a laid-back cat, is the “Chief Relaxation Officer” of Kanetaya Furniture Store in Chiba City. As a professional in relaxation, he proposes a relaxed and comfortable lifestyle. When he eats peanuts, he suddenly starts talking passionately about furniture and interior design.

I've been trying to decide what to carve in that blank space and I think I'm going to do something based on this incredibly cunty image from my cat's appetite stimulant medication

my pumkin he is everything

Getting absolutely fucked up trying to imagine the other furniture Dr Caligari might have

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

made a new sign 🐈‍⬛

The Logitech T-CD2-6F TrackMan (1991)

Please welcome to the stage your next performer

I’M A FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS