Still haven't figured out what this volume knob in my hotel bathroom is for

Update: didn't crash, still kind of funny

I'm on flight 69 so if the plane crashes it'll at least be kind of funny

You couldn't pay me enough to go in this thing, I've seen Futurama

Okay I've got a 13 hour flight today, what movies should I watch

Okay I've got a 13 hour flight today, what movies should I watch

what the fuck did you just call me

Fuck. Fuck. FUUUUCK. Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK. If you can help, please please help. PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy

what the fuck did you just call me

"well I haven't previously had side effects from a vaccine so surely getting my COVID and flu shots 3 days before I leave on week long international work trip will be fine" -me, an utter fool

This boy naps like he washed up on shore after a shipwreck

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ive said it before and ill say it again

So proud to announce my speaking engagement at Barnard where I will be saying "toy boat" over and over really fast. Wish me luck

Now that it's nearly autumn, the crows will begin their nightly migration to their roosts and I'm reminded of the time I followed them and not only found the crows getting ready to roost, but a huge murmuration of starlings as well.

saw this perfect orb at the fair today

Therapy as an American transexual is fun cuz sometimes it's just an hour of a nice lady going "that's rough buddy"

Saw these two absolute king-level bros on our drive home and I had to immortalize them:

saw this perfect orb at the fair today

hard not to feel like the trans panic is just like "what if a woman was ugly?!" like what if a woman took testosterone and turned ugly? what if a woman "used to be a man" and was ugly? then what? then what am i supposed to fucking do?!

This boy naps like he washed up on shore after a shipwreck

I resisted getting an air fryer for 5 years but I finally caved and now all I can think about is going to the store and just seeing what stuff I can air fry. I get it now. This must be how man felt after discovering fire.

If you're thinking about using AI for a graphic, lemme stop you right there. I don't care what it is: it would be better hand drawn by a child on crumpled up notebook paper and scanned into your pc than to use AI.

look at this little man

look at this little man

One policy solution to Young Men we should be considering is Universal Basic Electric Guitar (UBEG). I'm not joking, by the way. Kids of any gender should get a low-cost starter kit for some hobby of their choosing once they turn 13. A camera, paints, a cheap sampler, etc.

becoming an anti-circumcision guy solely because it reduces the amount of available tissue for later vaginoplasty

I think at times like this we need to come together and remind each other what’s really important: the new baby fanaloka at the Nashville zoo

charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.

of course I come up with a banger skeet minutes before a major Current Event consumes the timeline

becoming an anti-circumcision guy solely because it reduces the amount of available tissue for later vaginoplasty

I have serious concerns about the way business is conducted in the mainstream porn industry, but I am absolutely not willing to align myself with anyone who thinks that means porn should be banned, and especially not with anyone who thinks the end of the internet is a fair price to pay for that

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit

I still can't believe I get to announce this, but @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social is joining NERDLESQUE RISES! for a live on-stage interview on Sep 20!!! Come on out for an evening of nerdy burlesque and policy questions about weird, sexy art! #Babes4Katie www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...

I'd settle for some medium naturals, honestly

I'd settle for some medium naturals, honestly

ALSO!!! This is super important!!! Senator Alvarado told me she had NO IDEA about the Visa/MC content bans before I started calling her about it. She thanked me for calling every day and told me to keep doing it, and keep her informed about new issues. Call your state reps!!!! It's worth it!!!

Okay maybe this will be the year I make one of these outfits for Halloween

Great to meet with WA State Sen. Alvarado and her aide (whose name I shamefully forgot) today with @irisjaycomics.bsky.social to talk about Visa/MC/Stripe's censorship of the internet, the need for universal healthcare, full sex work decriminalization, and rent control! She'll see what she can do!

Nori update

lol the fit model we usually hire at work is no longer going to be available because she got a job doing marketing and event planning for a crypto company 🙃

Ahhhh I finished fabric Jupiter! This started as a painting reference then evolved into a piece of art. Next up I will be building the background. Just have to teach myself some embroidery stitches first hahah

Apparently there are autumn-blooming crocuses?? Love to see a new flower

Apparently there are autumn-blooming crocuses?? Love to see a new flower