This made me cry. This is how I feel about cooking, community, creative endeavors and life. (+ 200% more horny)

You know what, I hope those random women I terrorized when I was in the throes of my hoe phase/dating have fun stories they can tell their partners now. When I say "terrorized" I dont mean traumatized per se, but things like getting colon hydrotherapy or archery lessons as a first date.

90% of my job is talking to people about policy and convincing them to trust the process, unless the process is bad then lets make a better one. The remaining 10% is assuring old dudes life hasnt passed them by because they have a tech issue. The software sucks! It's not a personal failing!

Instacart needed me to sign for cough suppressant but I was in a meeting so the driver couldnt deliver it. Wild.

When you want to "abadndon the South" just know that you are abandoning the part of the country that has 60% of the US's Black population. The racism employed by neo-libs in this argument isn't hidden, you just probably don't have anyone but liberal whites in your life you're not called on it.

This the kinda timing I've been on lately and its getting more intense. I am no longer trying to save anyone from themselves.

Can I be a psuedomilitant Black killjoy for a second?

Dont wanna dox myself but a VERY midwestern thing happened at my job yesterday and its interesting seeing people who werent born and raised here freak out over it while everyone else has kind of moved on. It's like when people freak out about tornado sirens. I aint worried until I see it touch down

@ellyzoe.bsky.social are you familiar with the Wee! Asian grocery service? Think Amazon/Instacart for Asian foods

Spawn told me he didn’t like the garlic cheese spaetzle I made because “I’m really particular about macaroni and cheese”. Sir you eat Kraft but at least you tried it. I made a VERY German dinner tonight and like a chubby German leftovers get ate in my home.

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I occasionally smoked in the 90s too but hated that everywhere smelled like smoke. Streets, bars, restaurants, movies, mall, people's cars and homes. Remember when you could smoke on planes? The airport in Las Vegas had smoking cubicles at each terminal. Everyone was subject to their addiction.

*someone posts picture of their outfit in discord stating how much they liked it and it made them feel pretty* autist: I like the sweater but the leggings are tacky me: thats kinda rude autist: I dont see how, I trust she has enough confidence to wear whatever she wants regardless of what I think

It’s interesting running across people who knew me from a community I was wildin’ out in during quarantine. I had to leave because my vibes were real bad, but I do miss some of them folk. I wonder if we could still be friends but I’m scared of their answer 😭

Trying to change some habits like uninstalling certain apps, reading more, walking when the weather is nice, eating more fiber, etc.. Nothing groundbreaking but little changes that will hopefully enrich my life instead of complicating it.

Reluctantly watching an evo stream for exactly one reason

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Saw someone post "I'm embarrassed to be attracted to white women". That should be something between you, a therapist and God. What are we supposed to do with that information? Imagine finding out your partner Is ashamed to be attracted to you or only attracted to you because you fit a profile? Yuck

When I was doing reviews I did fighting games and sports games almost exclusively despite having NO interest in them. I was burnt out and writing garbage tbh, but my editor in what I assume he thought was encouragement said "dont beat yourself up no one expects numbers from that demographic anyway"

It's amazing how a fresh mani/pedi can give you the juice!

The city is freaking out about rumored 100 ICE agents swarming the town but the sheriff assures us its not ICE, just the FBI. That doesnt make it better!

Did I burn a whole day of PTO to get a pedicure? I SURE DID

Y’all gotta stop me from buying and reading more Grady Hendrix books. I just finished ‘My Best Friend’s Exorcism’ and I wanna punch God.

There is a store brand Uso in this doctors office with me wearing sunglasses indoors. If I didn’t know any better it might legit be Jimmy or Jon. He has the hair, tattoos and is a big dude.

I dont want to sound like a sore loser but it hasnt been for at least a decade if not more. The pivot to video, collapse of print media, collapse of ad revenue and the plodding collapse of the games industry has not made games journalism a (stable) career since the early 2000s. Ask me how I know 🫠

goodnight! (hey, its not Bleach this time)

Call me when they start making videos like this for any other player.

The Lincoln oasis was the one we most frequented when I was a kid. I have fond memories of that place. When I was 20 I drove to Beloit to meet a friend with no cell phone/map/GPS. I stopped at every oasis on the way for directions; ended up at U of W because people sent me to the wrong college.

Remember this video?

Lunch/dinner: saag chicken paneer, riced cauliflower, gajar halwa

I hadn't reposted @ky.fyi's writing yet, because it was doing laps around my feed already 💜 So many clever people I admire, who do such good work, are really resonating with this. Things feel so heavy right now for those of us who care and want the web to be safe, inclusive and accessible. 1/4

Ah, tornado warning and its not even noon. It's dusk dark outside. I kinda wanna go out for lunch because if I'm gonna catch a tree branch I'd rather do it getting ice cream or something.

During quarantine when I was switching careers I hedged my bets by applying to a mentorship program for a I.T. operations workflow platform *cough cough* that rebranded as a "cloud-based, AI-driven platform for automating multiple management workflows." My mentor drank the KoolAid with two hands

My brain likes the boyjuice even though I'm not really a fan. It helps with workouts though but my libido is off the charts when levels are where they should be. I asked my endo and a urologist about it and they were like 🥹👍🏻.

Next week's big dinner I'm making this spaghetti pie from @smittenkitchen.bsky.social because I bought ALL of their cookbooks from a yard sale this weekend

Planning for 'big dinner' this week to be breaded pork tenderloin, garlic cheese spaetzel, apple red cabbage, sour cream and I was thinking rahmspinat but considering my audience probably wont even touch the cabbage I think it might be a meat and noodle night.

Cherry Hibiscus sorbet mix in the freezer. Next ice cream will be a Filipino corn and cheese custard but that will have to be next week because I'm going out of town this weekend.

meghan delete pls

Made avgolemono with vermicelli instead of rice. I also made the chicken broth from scratch 😎

Dont tell me nothing bad about Claire Saffitz please. The only smoke I had for her was when the BA drama was going on she quietly removed herself from the situation and seemingly didnt stick her neck out for anyone but if I remember correctly she wasnt an actual employee. Kinda shit but whatcanyado

"left wing social media site"? Chill daddy, they still hate trans people and are racist and ablest here.

I like when y'all post your selfies on Blacksky. A lot of y'all are cute! Thank you for sharing 💕

Put one of these in the gym lobby and watch it do numbers

Enhancement talent being 3 different skin tones is a classic 🤼

NO FEDPOSTING, GANG.

Casual pizza shop. A few regular menu items, new specialty pie each week, pay what you can pricing, individual pan/Sicilian/NY slice only. Deep dish full size pies on my birthday. Locally sourced ingredients. Shared space w/ other business at breakfast (coffee/tea/pastries). Wrestling watch parties

For whatever reason my brain created a version of AFI's song called 'Ritmo Cantaré' that CM Punk would walk out to the ring in AAA

local popup has a 420 event where the menu got me looking like 👀 HotBox Chopped Cheese BBQ brisket, French roll, garlic aioli, chop sub salad with fries Purple Haze Hushpuppies Kimchi ube hushpuppies with a sweet glaze Mango Kush Cobbler Pickled green mango, five spice, ice cream, fried mint

Carissa Codel just did her first powerlifting meet and accidentally had a bf reveal. Nerds are BIG MAD that he's Black. Meanwhile I'm over here like ...duh