hell yeah

all talented people are horny weirdos but not all horny weirdos are talented.

TIL Pigalle is essentially the red light district in Paris but I've been rocking deadstock Pigalle x Nike Air Shake shoes and a shirt from the capsule collection not knowing anything about the neighborhood, only the brand. 😭

*sigh* Its not just Purdue.. I dont know why higher ed faculty and staff think their advanced degrees exclude them from rules. Arent y'all mandated reporters? Report yourselves.

Specifically trying lunches I see wellness/fitness girlies do on tiktok because it appeals to my eating disorder but I foold myself it's a LOT of food and I dont have to cook anything. Cottage cheese, mustard, chicken sausage, raw cruciferous & sweet veg for fun. Whole plate is under 400 kcals.

Hmm...they just let us go home early TODAY for Juneteenth. Do you think someone goofed with the schedule? I'm WFH and salaried so whatever but um okay?

TIL a bunch of people who work at/co-own a record label and physical store blocks away from my house come to my fgc locals sometimes and have been playing fighting games for the past year. That means I live less than half a mile from 3 records stores!

Dude came into the panaderia speaking Spanish to the no sabe kid working and when she said "oh im sorry I only speak a little Spanish" he started berating her. I told him to relax and he started cussing me out too 😭 Someone from the kitchen came out, hit a rolling pin on the counter and he left

Leadership announced a budget increase this morning and an hour later announced salary increases. That's how you retain employees in times of uncertainty because I've seen a LOT of people retiring and moving on since I've been here.

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OOF. OOF.

I know the answer but why do LEOs always seem to shoot when being outpaced in a pursuit? Especially when they are called for theft do they ever think "well shit, that one got away from me." and let it go? I'm not going to shoot someone fleeing with stolen goods. Thats what insurance is for.

Day 2 of the punished juice. Using it to make a smoothie w/ collagen, wild blueberries, chia seeds and spinach

Saw a post that said Christianity was a vehicle for white supremacy in the west and I inclined to agree. As someone who grew up in a COGIC church I see how one could come to that conclusion but I choose to view it an a more charitable light. Not complete absolution, but as a communal safety net.

Day 3 before an incident at camp. Lets see how the kiddo grows from this and hope the other kids understand cause/effect. Hopefully no negative lasting effects on both sides but I figured this summer would be a growth opportunity for the spawn. Im cautiously optimistic things will work out.

Marina Shafir please bark at me. You can keep your zyns and take your shoes off if you want 🤼

oh, thats a tornado funnel

They finally put Kim Wu in Streets

A new tortilleria has a hot counter where they spell 'ciao meing' and I think thats cute. Not sure why they sell it, but its cute.

Why is Helen Mirren in this Kendrick Lamar video?

*takes notes* I'm about to be extra annoying this summer.

Excited for a meeting this morning with a vendor who is claiming not to have access to something I gave him a month ago. He has screenshots of an error THAT HE CAN NOT GET BECAUSE HE HAS ACCESS so I wanna see him wiggle on the hook and recreate this error live in front of an audience.

I want to go across town for a really sexy sandwich but its about to get fucking ugly outside with severe thunderstorm and tornados. I dont wanna die in pursuit of a sandwich (it's a really good sandwich though). The owner is a fishmonger by trade and started making sandwiches because he was bored.

It really was. Disney was cookin' back then.

I dont think pornography has to be dirty. I think people view it that way because they feel shame about whatever they're into so they make mundane things taboo. Framing sexual desire as categories of product is gross. No one is into 'Ebony Milfs' in real life. Stop being weird.

Never. It's never happened. Even when I was a crusty dusty undergrad I still had some on deck. Now I have face moisturizer, hand creme, body lotion and face specific matte sunscreen as daily drivers.

If money was no object one of the things I would do would be making porn that conveyed complex subjects. Imagine learning the basics of retirement planning via a series of pornographic videos with stats, links to related services, etc. People need to learn this anyway, why not make it interesting?

Sometimes my partner comments on how young I look and if I didnt have this horrible dysphoria I'd probably feel better about it, but when I think about myself its just radio static. I've always heard "Black dont crack", "Asian dont raisin" so I'm trying to live long enough to test that theory.

Unsweetened Agua de Jamaica made with coconut water is horrible. Now add beetroot powder to it. 😭 Why am I like this?

Explaining to my partner how I would work for free because I like helping people as long as I could be freed from the shackles of capitalism. I'd keep the house clean + be a free use wife if I was taken care of (I need outfits, trips, kitchen gadgets and arcade machines). They didnt say no.....

LeLee from SWV was the hottest one to me

Been trying to consume more coconut water even though it reminds me of fluid from the skenes gland. Supposedly it's good for you (coconut water, the other fluid is just good for morale).

Gentle reminder to support an awesome indie game studio by playing our demo and wishlisting our game! <3 Thank you!

Nursing mom sitting across from me in the waiting area had her baby wiggle the nursing blanket off and she was just sitting there with her boob out. She looked miserable. I put it back over her and made sure she pinned it between her back and the chair so baby didn’t wiggle it off again.

Help. nursing mom.

At the hospital for a treatment and a child being carried by his mom begged to let him down so he could walk. As soon as she did he took 2 steps and ate shit on the curb. Blood everywhere. I had to turn away before she saw me smirking.

Every time I post anything about furries I see an uptick in both blocks and follows. Sorry, I'm not a furry, I just think the suits are neat. I'm an elder weeb who used to go to 'Scifi cons' which included furries, weebs, Star Wars/Trek, etc.. It was just a cool fandom to me.

When I see people engagement baiting here, due to the algorithm being relatively weak (compared to other platforms) and no endemic monetization, you gotta assume these people are either: bots poisoned by 15 yrs of social media sock puppets Why go through the effort...unless its a kink or something

💯💯💯 I definitely spent YEARS wrongly perceiving racism as a misunderstanding on the part of a person who simply didn't know better, or didn't have all the information. But nah, racism isn't a mistake. It's just about feeling good. They don't care it doesn't make sense, because it's fee-fee based.

Amazing

Every time I listen to a Kanye verse these days I feel deeply embarrassed, sad and upset. Like he really was not a good rapper just a gifted composer and producer. For example:

Dang this crash is going to get way worse isn't it? That sucks. I'll find a way, I always do, but I was supposed to be in my 'wind down your career and get ready to retire' phase. I've had major life resets and career shifts every decade. I cant go into something new in my 50s. Ageism is very real.

I'll eat pretty much anything if I have to but I dont like french fries or bacon. Actually most fried foods. Not a fan.

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Welp, all my friends that worked for game studios officially don't anymore. I am bereft about the state of the industry but it kinda matches my viewpoint of working in any tech sector at this point. I cant even say it was a good run because it wasnt but hopefully people dont let it harden them.

Charlie Puth's name sounds like a queef

I love when someone is a little funny lookin'. Medium to light ugly, from a design standpoint, is visually interesting. A feast for the eyes!

feels like a great time to remind people that the proletariat includes anyone who would struggle if they lost their job (and yes, that means you: tech worker making $120k at whatever company you work at)

As an old I was raised with corporal punishment as a tool to reinforce rules and shape behavior; while I disagree with that as a solution I dont know if we've replaced it with anything suitable. "Gentle parenting" often translates to "permissive" and sends the message that repercussions dont apply.

They should make low carb croissants.