Told someone that I took textbook Spanish from ages 6-17, Latin: 4 yrs, Russian and Arabic: 3+ yrs, Swedish: 1 yr, Korean: 3+ yrs, Japanese: 3+ yrs and how to say nasty things in Tagalog and Mandarin randomly. I simply tried to learn whatever I needed to talk to my friends and their families.

Half cup of greek yogurt, a 1/4 cup of berries, 2 tbsp of grape nut and a drizzle of light agave is better than most of the icecream I've had in the last year, including my own. My partner has a little ice cream every night before bed and I usually have tea so this is a nice treat.

Maybe if your orgy is mostly femmes of color over 30. These zoomers aint cookin'. I dont want no shit you saw on Tiktok and are experimenting with. I'm already at an orgy, I need proven recipes that wont give me the bubbleguts.

Once. My mother had put the fear of god in me that I couldnt lose another pair of mittens. One afternoon a bully held my gloves out of the bus window while we were driving down MLK and let them go. I opened the emergency door and pushed him out of a moving bus get them. Then I jumped out to help.

Seen it happen a few times. At the pay clurb and at key parties. My secondhand embarrassment was off the charts. Like hey friend, do you wanna help pick up empties or something to look busy? Do you want me to walk you over to some new friends? Lets regroup and figure out why this isnt working.

Wait, wait.. does the in universe Alex's nickname being 'Dark Devil' mean you can refer to @mechamacgyver.bsky.social as dd4gs (dark devil forgotten sanchez)?

Sitting in a kombucha bar snacking on panelle w/ aoili, fried garlic and lemon like I am not still on the clock and dont have to walk home in ~10 degree weather. Brought my work laptop and set up here around 2pm.

I love Boots Riley visuals because they teeter on the edge of surrealism and activism. However it bugs me when people see them as merely aesthetics (derogatory). Like, read a fucking book or look up the cultural significance of the costuming/score/settings/etc..

I mean.. you're probably right but depending on the context you're probably really wrong too. Based on the username and a cursory glance through your timeline lets just say there is a lot of room for growth 😇. I wish you both the understanding and fortitude to make the right decisions.

Finally home an hour later than anticipated but im home and getting warmed up I think the day could be saved by ordering some bullshit for lunch.

A Black lady at the grocery store where I picked up my prescription was having an episode and security was handling it (poorly) and called the police so I told them I was related to her and she was just confused. She was laying on the floor and they were just standing over her yelling at her.

Insurance covers my hormones, but not the syringes or needles to inject with, despite having a prescription for everything. Neat!

The way some of y'all get real horny to kill people will never make sense to me. People pose with Guns like they are objects of pride. I worked with a bunch of ex MIL and LEO washouts who used to go on "boy dates" to the shooting range and "survivalism training". Hell, I dated someone into that shit

fuck me, I dont even live there but this is so good.

'You'd Look Better As A Ghost' by Joanna Wallace. A novel about a part time serial killer in London and her journey coping with grief and stalling in life. So far, so good but I'm only on chapter 8. It could Grady Hendrix it at any moment.

I have been of the opinion for about five years now that we are all mostly clinging to the *idea* of social media. But that it has not existed, as we mean it, since Jack sold Twitter. The minute capital lined up to fold social media into its technocratic political consolidation, it stopped existing.

Somebody at work made a $365,000 mistake trying to cram in work over the weekend then asked us to correct it days later after it went through 2 layers of approval where nobody did their due diligence. NAHHHHHHH.. y'all be safe tho.

I am not a fan of how the "resistance" is getting whitewashed after Good & Pretti's murders but as long as the goal minimizes harm for targeted groups, whoever they may be, fine.. We'll work on the unconscious bias/white supremacy as a subprocess to the more urgent need.

Just woke up to see a lady shaking ass butt booty naked, damn near into the camera, on my skyline. You know what, good morning to you too ma'am. I'm not gonna yuck your yum. Everybody deserves a little treat to start their day. I'm going back to sleep. Be safe out there y'all, stay warm.

@ryanloco.com please consider using alt text for your images. Users with visual and cognitive impairments would like to enjoy your work too, plus it helps provide context for the subjects you shoot. If you struggle to remember alt text go to: Settings>Accessibility>Require alt text before posting

Some of y'all need to bathe every day with little exceptions. I get missing a day here and there but deodorant doesn't eliminate, it just layers. For some, natural deodorant will have you funkier than your own B.O. Dont you want to be clean? We live in a society. You share space with other people.

I've always hated the word 牛乳. It makes me think of vomiting sounds.

Gonna have a come-to-jesus talk with my therapist before he goes on paternity leave and treat his return as a soft reset. I'll give him a chance to be a therapist by telling him the scary stuff and seeing how he deals with it. My day to day is okayish but old stuff still negatively impacts me. A lot

the poor family of this young man are only asking for $4,750 to bring his body home. let’s blow it up 🩷

Local fishmonger has a recipe for "family seafood soup" that seems a little bougie for the Midwest but fuck it, we ball. Ingredients include: shrimp calamari Icelandic Cod Creation French Extra Virgin Olive Oil San Marzano Tomatoes A pinch of saffron dry white wine

Somebody is sick (it’s not me. I am invincible) I want to believe the difference is having a mandate from heaven and Gods divine aura but in reality I just dont have a kid/wear socks/etc.. Sometimes being a hermit has benefits

Making señorita bread today. I’m at the step where all I have to do is wait for the rise, punch, roll, fill and bake. Which coincidently is how I like my..[end transmission]

You ever wake up aroused? Not horny, just physically goopy. Like, what was my brain doing while I was asleep? Got into something weird huh? Hormones scootin’ and fartin’ aimlessly in every direction for hours.

It’s very unfortunate that my partner only goes into their deep sleep cycles after 8 am because what the fuck were you doing for the last 8 hours, practicing? Welp, seeya around noon, 10:30 if I’m lucky. *putts around the house doing dishes, cooking, laundry because I’m bored*

protodinner: cow heart burritos & kale salad. I left these at my partner’s as emergency food and they’re coming in clutch because babe is having a bad brain day. They ate leftovers and went back to bed. I’m thawing some mince for butter chicken pizza puffs later. ✌🏾

Talked to my partner about Reddit porn for 45 minutes to just feel something. I’m not gooning, I’m doing sociology. People are fucking fascinating.

Taking a closer look after a prior thread I deleted & something I’ve noticed more & more is that many of these agitating white Canadian accounts talking about “what Americans aren’t doing” have that weird AI lighting sheen on the faces of their avatars. IYKYK Be mindful of whom you engage with yall

Braved the cold for CBD edibles and (regular) ice cream. Had a taste of the ice cream and I dont like it. Waiting to see how the edibles taste after dinner.

Some of y'all will eat ass but not brussels sprouts

not fedposting but now that a white man and white woman were killed by ICE this shit should be resolved by summer, right? Now that you can see the humanity in victims y'all are ready to rise up against a tyrannical government or whatever you keep buying them guns for.

Y'all this is me being "good" because I know ATProto is forever and public. Imagine how I used to be on them discords... One community I was part of made a whole board for me to post all my intrusive thoughts if I kept it contained to that one place. I frequently heard an exasperated "lex!" in VC

So here I am on a Saturday looking on r/relationship_advice by the keywords "eating ass"...

A nice FlyLo set for cleaning, chilling, etc..

Hit up all the Black people at the farmer's market and a lady gave me a turnip because she said it looked like me. 😭 Auntie, a turnip?

Do not fedpost do not fedpost do not fedpost

Time to get out of the house and hope I dont get frostbite at the farmer's market. Yes, they're still doing it in this weather. (It's indoors until April)

Honestly, I think some people maybe do but the rate which it happens and the constant footage I think only normalizes and desensitizes people to it. Worst case scenario it becomes a form of entertainment which is vile. Kids will be making memes of murders without context in ~5 years.

I dont know if I could casually date again. Maybe things are better on this side of 40 and not in Las Vegas but the bulk of my casual dating experience was full of life lessons that I refused to learn. Maybe that is the point? How I made it out alive, STI & child free I have no idea because baybee..

This cat 'Texas' will not stay indoors and has been outside for 3 of the last 5 days. The owners have given up and post on Nextdoor when he runs away telling people to not feed him as he is very food motivated and "will never leave you alone". He's chipped, has a collar, and is wearing a sweater.

I'm still mad I gave away my KidRobot Gorillaz figures from 2005 after a bad breakup. I cant get back into collecting but I want these.

Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.

These are rhetorical questions but they're just kidnapping children now? Literal children. What happened to "bad guys and rapists"? Not to make this about the wrong thing but how many of these people sent to detention centers are Europeans or are they just looking for a certain kind of "illegal"?

Ok im way more interested in the mixes than the games tonight. They just blended this with some song from the JSRF soundtrack

Just checked to see if locals were still on for tonight because its -16 and yep.. the owner has set up their dj equipment and is spinning JP garage while kids play 3S and some girls are dancing in the background. Young people think they are invincible, god bless 'em.