Packing for the first camping trip of the summer and 90% of the time is looking for the two things I used over the winter

Chest day. That’s all.

Bring back critical thinking 😩

Which one of you was cruising at the Home Depot?

My shoulder is finally recovered to the point that I can start back with the normal gym routine 🎊 Celebrating with a chest day, of course

A homeless man just yelled at me to shave my legs. Unfortunately for him that’s gonna be a no

Making good decisions on a cruise ship. Watch this space

I can check “cut my hand on a glacier” off the list

Need to download gigs of books and movies for the plane ride that will neither be read nor watched. (I’m a plane sleeper)

Husband making fun of me for using checklists to pack for vacation but guess who’s going to remember everything? (Ignore the messy closet)

Yes there is a mocha birthday cake in that bag, yes it gets its own seat on the bus.

Also, proof of life 💚

Mildly penis

went shopping yesterday at an actual mall. didn't buy anything, but somehow lost my wallet so today is replacing all my cards the week before a trip 🙃

Spiraling! At the kitchen table

Little forehead kisses >>>>

Inbox zero for the first time in two years. In other news I got put on Vyvanse

The powers have been restored

Wake up bestie, marketing just dropped a new corporate powerpoint template.

Last year my dog occasionally started sleeping in the walk in closet. Fast forward to now she has a whole separate bed and blanket there just for closet nights.

Got my nails done with color for the first time. (Pushing the boundaries of my comfort zone!) Learned I like having them done and would never pick this color again.

I finally scheduled therapy to try to get ADHD treatment. they had me upload a picture of my license. did that just before I ran out of the house to go pick up a rental car. And I’m standing here, realizing I left my license home because I took a picture of it so that I can get treatment for ADHD

Gays here for the bad bunny concert

face reveal. wrong answers only.

Hey Siri what are the greatest threats to humanity

Share a bird pic you took

🌀 Spiraling 🌀

Fun fact: my weight and how depressed I am can be represented by the same graph

Hump day

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Bluesky, summed up

Dropped a weight on my phone and now it has this cute little green spot on the screen 😒

Me: 🎶It's centrifugal motion, It's perpetual bliss, This fish, this fish Unstoppable Seafood counter worker: Please leave immediately

Shane Hollander: steal his look

Won $83 at the casino so I’m living the life of luxury tonight

Transit Wrapped 2025: 775 trips 9 agencies 80 routes/lines 174 points of origin ~3,778 miles traveled

Hotel? Trivago!

It’s rare that I like pics of myself this much

Rearranged furniture and I hate it but am too lazy to move it back 😭

Back day ✅

Gave a friend directions for the bus based on its posted detour, and the bus just didn’t follow the detour. Cmon septa.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Why yes, I am sneaking a Simpsons reference into my companies security policies

I have no idea how to take good leg day pics but I did a squat PR hevy.com/workout/mQeZ...

Welcome to the tapas restaurant where you have no idea if the food you got is anything you ordered

ordered low calorie bread amd bagels and it’s the most awful stuff I’ve ever tasted

Got my wrapped; it called me very gay. Now to make the switch to Apple Music

I’m in a spot where I can make a couple giving Tuesday donations, and you know damn sure I’m helping orgs that helped me when I needed it 💚

Just a silly himbo

good morning, virtually everyone