Little forehead kisses >>>>

Inbox zero for the first time in two years. In other news I got put on Vyvanse

The powers have been restored

Wake up bestie, marketing just dropped a new corporate powerpoint template.

Last year my dog occasionally started sleeping in the walk in closet. Fast forward to now she has a whole separate bed and blanket there just for closet nights.

Got my nails done with color for the first time. (Pushing the boundaries of my comfort zone!) Learned I like having them done and would never pick this color again.

I finally scheduled therapy to try to get ADHD treatment. they had me upload a picture of my license. did that just before I ran out of the house to go pick up a rental car. And I’m standing here, realizing I left my license home because I took a picture of it so that I can get treatment for ADHD

Gays here for the bad bunny concert

face reveal. wrong answers only.

Hey Siri what are the greatest threats to humanity

Share a bird pic you took

🌀 Spiraling 🌀

Fun fact: my weight and how depressed I am can be represented by the same graph

Hump day

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Bluesky, summed up

Dropped a weight on my phone and now it has this cute little green spot on the screen 😒

Me: 🎶It's centrifugal motion, It's perpetual bliss, This fish, this fish Unstoppable Seafood counter worker: Please leave immediately

Shane Hollander: steal his look

Won $83 at the casino so I’m living the life of luxury tonight

Transit Wrapped 2025: 775 trips 9 agencies 80 routes/lines 174 points of origin ~3,778 miles traveled

Hotel? Trivago!

It’s rare that I like pics of myself this much

Rearranged furniture and I hate it but am too lazy to move it back 😭

Back day ✅

Gave a friend directions for the bus based on its posted detour, and the bus just didn’t follow the detour. Cmon septa.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Why yes, I am sneaking a Simpsons reference into my companies security policies

I have no idea how to take good leg day pics but I did a squat PR hevy.com/workout/mQeZ...

Welcome to the tapas restaurant where you have no idea if the food you got is anything you ordered

ordered low calorie bread amd bagels and it’s the most awful stuff I’ve ever tasted

Got my wrapped; it called me very gay. Now to make the switch to Apple Music

I’m in a spot where I can make a couple giving Tuesday donations, and you know damn sure I’m helping orgs that helped me when I needed it 💚

Just a silly himbo

good morning, virtually everyone

I’ll buy stocking stuffers and completely forget what they are by the time Christmas rolls around

Septa set up a cute little pop up shop in the lobby of their building 🥰

The Supreme Court on Monday turned down a request that it consider overturning its landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. - NYT

Left my wallet on a bus last night & it was turned in to lost and found. A little proof of good people in the world

This one decided to scare us all by limping after a game of hide and seek. Luckily she’s just fine and only needs a few days of rest and relaxation

Got flu and Covid vaccines today but they kicked me out of the room before I could get a cute pic

Welcome to our restaurant. We have 300 seats and one bathroom stall.

Won $125 on a scratch off today is that enough to expat?

Locktober 2nd: Groundhog Day If the groundhog see his shadow it’s 6 more weeks of being locked

When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

NYC tomorrow 💚

For absolutely no reason at all, there is a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge, and it will be opened at the appropriate time

The horrors of the past months hit hard this week. As much as I've tried to ignore or not dwell on bad news, it finds me and I'm hurting. big sighs.

These colors don’t run, or whatever Betsy Ross said.

Finding out the big bag of tortilla chips contains dairy explains the events of the last several days