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Can someone hold the shower head for me?

happy schlong sunday

Cottage core weekend

Dommy mommy at the ren faire

Down 23 pounds since NYE

Search your camera roll for hell

Normies are having stupid babies, and I’m buying tickets to the ren faire tavern crawl 💅🏼 we are not the same

Thots on the new hat?

Me when - me when he - me when they

Michael, Berlin

Sweaty Saturday

Woke up leaking so much, and my morning wood won’t go down

Need some snuggles stat 🖤

cutting… bulking… whatever happened to kissing and cuddling??

Weekend vibes

The tent is either your underwear or your 4skin 😌

Just a lil peek

Holding his balls while he cums>

alan bating? alan gooning? no, alan cumming.

Come get your sniff good night

Been eating more mindfully, and my little workouts paid off. I’m under 200! I know it’s just a number, but it’s always been a target for me growing up as a big kid.

last hump day of the year so here is me wearing a jock strap at work a little while ago 🤭😏🍑

The Heated Rivalry shirt? Yeah, I am.

Shane Hollander: steal his look

I was absolutely enthralled in Heated Rivalry from start to finish 🥹🥵🤌🏻

Since you’ve been such a good boy this year #yulehog

Merry Christmas gay people! Depending on how much wine I consume tonight, there might be a follow up Yule hog post 😌 …if you’ve all been good

Caved and finally started watching Heated Rivalry

Sick and had to cancel all my weekend plans. Plz send cute pics💚👉🏼👈🏼

So you’re telling me the whole siberian orchestra is trans? 😍

Thank you to whoever posted this, I got a job offer!

Boop

SpongeBob out of context (Wicked: For Goon)

Made everyone a lil pot for Friendsgiving 🥹🪴💚

Goon a movie Red, White, and Royal Goon

Good morning gay people✨

Frankenstein was so good! 🤌🏻

Zohran Mamdani:

Thank god the whoronto goon gays won the baseballs 🙏🏻

Sleeping Mimi 🥹🩶

rejoice!

A FCF post requested by bfoomf

Should I lock it back up today?

Where are you at mentally?

Whore knee

It’s jocktober on my island

Just two silly geese 💕🥰