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Hes right ya know

My anger was never up for discussion … the happy me always made everyone smile

If you’re stalking me Elephants always made me Smile 🤷‍♂️

Fly me to the moon

If you have the opportunity to make someone smile … just do it Whether it’s a witty one liner A sincere moving moment of love and admiration Or a fart in the right circumstances Laughter keeps everyone young

It’s not meat sweats I’m just fat and it’s hot

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It’s a bbq day isn’t it … No chance of rain Hotter than Satans armpit Beer and cider cooling as we speak Gonna be a good day

The sun clocked in with evil glee, And aimed its hottest rays at me. I hid in shade and it changed its tack, And somehow burned my neck and back. “Just nip outside,” they said with cheer… Five minutes later…medium rare! If sunshine’s love, I’d rather pass I’m safest glowing… from my glass

Breakfast of champions

Still got it

Hotel with a view The Wallace Memorial

Give that dog an Oscar

Bedtime

Apparently … someone gets stabbed in London …. Every 90 Seconds The poor bastard

I’m sensing there’s a problem child in the pride

If civil war breaks out … I just want you to know you can meet me at the library.. three quarters of the cunts have no idea where it is

So there

Just took this lad for a ramble

Morning fruit loops Have a fabulous weekend

Poser

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We sure did 😂🤣😂

Outstanding gig The Foos out did themselves tonight And that’s saying summat

Cheers

Have a fabulous Friday

You know what this is don’t you … Remember that level on Super Mario … the one where the suns trying to kill you !!!

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Just stuck an ice lolly up my ass It was FAB

Something for the ladies on a hot day ?

Social media Lesson one

God bless all the ginger people out there … is factor 1000 a thing ??

This lads onto something

Sunday sighs slightly as daylight fades Tomorrow waits in work-worn shades. One last breath of the weekend’s glow Then Monday knocks, and off i go

The air conditioning unit i bought for my bedroom was a little pricey .. But it’s already payed for itself to be fair… every year .. kept saying we need one .. and this year I wasn’t getting caught out … its only gonna get warmer It’s a lovely 16c up there

Happy father days * Stupid dick fingers

After having a week off work … I discovered my true passion in life .. Not working

Happy birthday to all the dads out there.. and all the men who aren’t necessarily a dad .. but look out for the younger generation and offer them guidance … I’m winging it .. because I never had it

I’ve just spent 2 hours in Blackburn Cathedral.. listing to the British Movie Orchestra and 3 excellent singers … belt out all the James Bond theme songs … It was a really great gig

QTP with a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Stick a fork in me

Foo Fighters at Anfield next Saturday … Absofuckinglutely.. Am I telling him ? Absolutely not He will find out next Saturday when I tell him we have to pop out 😂

Just dropped mini off at Prom .. I maybe a little biased .. but I have to say He’s looking pretty fly for a white guy

Adapt and move on

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I can’t move

Currently seasoning a new wok .. This is who I am now