Working on the edge

Good morning

The only reason they went after Diddy is because he had loads of oil

Fooling no one

Utd gonna bring in Big Sam until end of season ??

Neck Oil for the win

Well after pushing myself a little .. I’m heading down to the bar for my free drink and little high brow reading

Back to hotel life #Lifeontheroad

The festive mornings lingered, tea cooling beside the tree, time folded gently in on itself. Laughter fades to embers, the quiet learns our names, rest settles where rush once lived. Tomorrow the clock clears its throat boots by the door, headlights coming on but tonight, stillness holds us kindly.

Im a Fruit Loop … in a world full of Cheerios

Loved the Bowie Docu in 4 A true visionist

My son is going through his “I will continue wearing all black until something darker comes out” era

I didn’t get any socks or any undies for Christmas … I’m gonna have to buy my own .. I don’t think I’ll get 12 months outta the ones I have … maybe I’ll just have to go

Chefs always say .. where there’s fat there’s flavour …

Such beauty And it’s a single ( in case you wondered)

The work you do inside yourself .. will define everything outside of you

I won’t gloss it over That was absolute dog shit It’s the fans I feel sorry for .. some paying over a ton to go and watch that garbage Slots on borrowed time My gut tells me so

Remember being grounded as a kid .. and it was a punishment … Sending ya kids outside these days is the punishment

I’ve left the house no more than 5 times over the festive holiday and I’ve absolutely loved it spent a most of time napping Guess it’s my bodies way of catching up Monday will come around quickly and I’ll be back all over the place again Think I’m finally appreciating the magic of doing nothing

To Dicko .. I hated you and loved in equal measure Can’t believe it’s been 6 years since you were stolen I’m sad and pissed off .. ya prick

Getting older isn’t a hassle It’s a privilege

To the ones I’ve known since I started on here and the ones who’ve tagged along I want the best for you all Eat the cake .. kiss that girl/guy Step outta ya comfort zone and do something utterly wild It’s your life .. no limits Happy new year

2025 packs up its messy desk, Leaves crumbs of plans it didn’t bless. We nod politely, shut the door, Pretend we’ve learned,then learn some more. A new year knocks “I’ll be the one!” We laugh, make lists, buy nicer pens. Same us, perhaps,but that’s the trick: Fresh hope, thin ice, and decent books.

For those of you who are looking to make a little extra income in the new year .. simply install a wishing well in your front garden

Morning folks Happy last day of 2035 ..

Big .. soft … flump

I must have eaten my body weight weight in cheese over the last week

I actually know this person

😂😂😂

If you own an electric blanket … does that mean all your other blankets are acoustic??

I’ve still no idea what outfit I’m wearing for New Year’s Eve in my living room I might just not go

Christmas .. those in between days

Feel like I wanna get cozy and watch every episode of The Wonder Years .. purely for nostalgia

I’ve just heard some guy on IG call Trump a Pumpkin Spice Palpatine I’m still laughing

Chicken and lamb shashlik en route … Some papa dom preach and chutneys Happy days

I have to be honest .. The closest I’ll ever get to an African safari .. Is seeing a camel toe in leopard print leggings in Asda

Lovely

Easy

No .. you’re not stupid .. I just think you’ve been really unlucky when it comes to thinking

It’s 2025 wasn’t your year .. You’re in luck .. there’s a new year heading your way

I AM THE NIGHT

Light snack before the match I do give good sandwich

The lime wedge in a bottle of Desperado makes all the difference.. in my very humble alcohoftolic opinion

Turkey and stuffing butty is the way to end Christmas Day Adios

I hope you’ve all had the best day … in my gaff the door hasn’t even been unlocked … I have had the best Christmas dinner I’ve ever had … and the house has been full of giggles … reckon these two have had enough though

Phones off for a while Enjoy your Christmas

I miss making a work boot foot print in glitter near the fire .. I don’t miss eating the carrot 🥕

It’s time for Nakatomi Plaza