Make America Intelligent Again

I’ve been lucky as a parent … Mini has never been too demanding on anything .. except Maybe his taste in guitars ..

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I wonder how many animals early civilizations had to ride … before they discovered horses were cool with it

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Melancholy sits with me, not loud, not cruel, just there, like a quiet guest who knows my name and stays without asking.

The same people who celebrate the UK conquering the world … are arguing about immigration 🙄🤷‍♂️

Life’s a gamble at the best if time In between my jobs can be a 20 minute or 4 hour drive .. I can be the safest driver on the road … BUT .. being safe means shit out there We don’t get a second chance Motivation is mortgage .. I’ve seen a thousand services I don’t wanna see again

Been binging the good doctor all weekend … I’m loving it

Just asked mini what the meaning of life was .. and he said 42 I’m killing this dad job

Wanna see a miracle ? It’s dead easy Go to any NHS hospital A&E And watch saints an angels save lifes … every second of everyday

3 outta 4 marriages don’t work out If you told me 3 outta 4 parachutes don’t open I probably wouldn’t have sky dived Definitely never getting married

Jebus decided that he wanted me to do absolutely sod all on Easter Sunday … just to sit here and be Absofuckinglutely amazing I’m not gonna argue

Both on me as usual This is happiness

I wonder how all them Trump voters are feeling right now ? Make America great again? America was great …. The world .. the whole world .. hates your psychotic president….. and you voted him in

I have the most fabulous leg of lamb to roast. Alas my back for some reason ( I’m an old cunt ) decided .. for no reason .. to be a painful arsewipe. My appetite vanishes when I’m in pain Spine grumbles like rust, Every bend a small protest Still, I carry on.

@queenofcatpeople.bsky.social I now have you in my social site Don’t be scared Big enough to reply Small enough no one know you First class ..

This is bollox The authors ideas are No reflection on her stories ( you just want it to be )

This lad can bake

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You know what’s sexy as fuck in a woman?? … for me it’s intelligence.. Getting a hard dick is easy Stimulating a brain isn’t

Note to self Stop buying aftershave you fucking scent nonce

Footy results don’t dictate my mood .. them days are long gone Not too excited when we win Not too down when we don’t What I will say .. is the football Slot wants his players to play .. doesn’t suit them and I think they don’t want to play for him But that’s just my take

I’ve lived and watched some legends play for LFC … and Mo is right up there with them The team Klopp assembled… And especially the front three of Mo , Mane and Bobby .. Is maybe the best football I’ve seen .. EVER I’m not sad.. players come and go The memories last

I fell in love with Elizabeth Shue in Karate Kid … and although there’s been many crushes since … she will always be in top spot

Have a wank at work .. Get payed for getting off * Stay tuned for more sound financial advice

RED ONIONS ARENT RED They are PURPLE

Morning chaos bursts Two wild hearts chase invisible kings Silence, then cuddles 🐕

I genuinely thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread just now .. But on closer inspection.. it read “Thick Cut”

My dog is my best mate … he will do anything for me … always … ALWAYS happy to see me … Lots of cuddles .. love … attention .. Except … Me “give me the ball” My dog “ fuck you “

Tis Friday Tis good

I don’t mind poets being famous or acclimating money My lines you fraud Social media sucks

Slag off ya friends And eventually they won’t Back you up Pop off back to your ex semi porn model “ immigrant”

I was born in my northern town 50 years ago .. I’m okay that I still live here …I’ve worked away for 30 years ..my hometown is a weekend holiday .. These terraced streets and refurbished mills are and will always be my home My childhood front street was cobbled Accrington brick and chimneys

Some people say the original moon landing was fake . The US was in space race against the Soviet Union … who had been to space and could see the moon up close . Do you think for a moment if the US hadn’t landed …. The USSR would let that slide …the iron curtain and all that. A fact often overlooked

He makes a fine point

The best .. the absolute best thing about social media is this .. Posting an off the cuff remark … and having people from all over this planet remark and understand .. My names Nev … and I’m human x

I’ll just get the potato masher out of the kitchen drawer Potato masher “The fuck you Will”

If mini gets any taller im gonna be on my tip toes to give him a hug

Monday mornings aren’t the best I’ve just witnessed someone throw themselves off a motorway bridge .. I woke up grumpy .. and now I’m angry at myself for not appreciating every little moment I have

You’re often disappointed with people because you expect them to be like you There’s no one like you

This lad eats his ( everything ) greens