not enough of you are doing this shit

*Gets good gas mileage but has some arcane aftermarket part in it the garage can't fix and they get mad at you when you ask why

the series finale of the WWF

Was that dude's name really Armie Hammer? If my parents named me after baking soda I'd start eating people too

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Bluesky: Dorky blue Honda Fit that I use as a daily driver because it's got good fuel economy Tumblr: Saturn S-series, my first car that I still take out sometimes even though it's gonna die soon since they don't make parts for it any more

I did not expect to be jump scared by a Charles Barkley blimp during my commute. 😂

Polo El Clon

Hayter reverses Julia Hart's Cristo and gets the W Jamie Hayter: ヘイタレイド Ver.2 (Hayter-ade Ver.2) | Short-arm lariat #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Must suck to live here right now

Sorry, no April Fools prank this year. The team I hired to make the Lazer McGraw Dating Sim (Which Is Clearly Not A Dating Sim But A Visual Novel) quit in disgust when I told them I was only publishing it as a joke

Trans Day of Visibility so you get one selfie and it's in nonbinary flag colors

Certifying this as a banger

found some of that good ass hi-res 1999 shit. these are the pictures that would be on the wall at subway if subway were about computer

Goop is $0.00 on bucket

I can excuse accessing my precise location but I draw the line at vibration control

full version, the vocal samples from the original were getting too big for the SNES memory restrictions so i had to improvise lol

William Shatner's TekWar Source: Electronic Entertainment 24 (December 1995) Scan Source: RetroMags #retrogaming #dosgaming

Will Osperay wearing a North Face vest really looks like Connor O'Malley

Going into a crowd and pointing at a random guy and saying "That's him! Get him!" just to see what happens. Nah I'm just kiddin' that would be pretty bad.

Life is a Jackbox game, baby, and I'm just submitting a funny answer like I'm playing Quiplash even if that's not the goal of the game we're playing

Now this is actually troubling for Disney because Sora is supposed to be very powerful. He can fight Sephiroth on behalf of Mickey Mouse.

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

Just one

Going here and nursing a really heavy dark beer, staring intently at the weather predictions, not talking to anyone and not betting on anything, then leaving after three and a half hours

Great news guys, just put in the down payment for my first plot of Metaverse land. Time to finally begin my life as a digital homeowner

Robbing a guy while wearing a big sandwich sign that reads "IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS, TELL POLICE THAT I AM A WELL RESPECTED SMALL BUSINESS OWNER"

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

Really should invest in a green coat. It's always horribly cold in Columbus this time of year, to get pinched would just add to the indignation of freezing my ass and balls off

Do You Wanna Fucking Explain What This Is and Why I Found It With the Stars?

A Boy is Floating Away in a Balloon

Address the Allegations

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Bro they're Epsteining my elf

🎶I'm off the chain🎶 🎶Time to go against the grain🎶

woah watch out for this guy

Girlfriend just called the fashion brand MJF wears "Booberry"

Really sad when people keep their dogs tied up while they're off doing something else