Going to start ending my posts with "Moreover, Worf should be in Soul Calibur and Eddie Kingston should be in Tekken"

Listen to @bloodwork.show

I grow weary for the day that Super Mario is in the public domain

Kikutaro should be one of the Comedia d'el arte character types

Aw jeez I can't believe she's doing this to us on Friday the 13th, talk about unlucky!

I really don't like using LinkedIn but it's the only place I get likes when I post about my Liquids Stack

Look at Bluesky. In your little playground. Your adult hospice care. Your ball pit. Your posting sandbox. Do you want a slide too? Some manner of see saw, perhaps? Maybe an ice cream vendor, a tennis court, and a lovingly restored vintage merry go round? Maybe some bird watching trails? Disgusting.

🚨ANNOUNCING🚨 The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches, a new podcast from @colettearrand.bsky.social and @ascaredwhale.bsky.social. . Each episode, Colette & Orchid will build a Greatest Wrestler Ever case for a randomly drawn wrestler. First episode coming soon!

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

A nice economic cursed amulet for a working class schmoe like me

This really is Columbus in a nutshell - even the guy whose job is to help people get around without a car says, “even in Columbus I haven't really considered transit as an option."

Oh my FUCKING god

In case you want to be jealous of me, my girlfriend just put on a video of brown bears tussling and then set it to Oblivion music

The kid in The Birdhouse is not just The Villain, he basically plays the role of the guy who didn't tell the rest of the group that a zombie bit him

Tom Brady of Finland

You guys wanted it, so here it is! The A Button Challenge’s longest strat, where we collect 65k coins over a 10 day period to spawn two 100 coin stars! youtu.be/Fy8T99DFitc

Has Paul done a book? I'd read Paul's book I don't care if there's a ghostwriter

men in the fire nation ... get off ur phones & STOP becoming ember island players.... we need GAFFERS ! ! !

hey how's it goin

This is the moment that he became The Graduate

I'll be out of town for a week starting Shmanuary the blornteenth

You're making a sandwich. Nice. You can eat two pieces of bread, or put other pieces of food between the slices for different stat boosts. Open the ITEMs menu to choose different meats and vegetables. Once you've mastered that, come talk to me about the CONDIMENTs system.

watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

Next update to Tomodachi Life needs to add a trip to Cincinnati

@boxofhamsters.bsky.social spotted

Shit is the thinking man's Fuck

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

@profanity.accountant Gimme some numbers

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

Don't worry about it, Max. #AEWDynamite

hey hows it goin

I don't mean to sound pretentious, but Gachapin and Mukku are a dramaturgical dyad

I knew Grogu when his name was still Groguell Macintosh. He was the quiet kid in our theatre class until he got up and did the final monologue from Eric Bogosian’s Talk Radio and blew us all away. He was the real deal. An actor’s actor. But nothing corrodes integrity like money.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Been doing some reading on Commedia D'el Arte and I gotta say I think I'm all in on The Captain

“And so you just threw everything together? Matthews, a posse is something you have to organize.”

Some people I like following get to meet David Byrne but I've got a squirrel on my porch who's not afraid to get up close to me so I think we're all winning

I have constructed a very simple and badly formatted flowchart so that liberals can understand the position of leftists on the Democratic party

(scrolling through steampunk tinder) Come on there's no fucking way that's *his* flying contraption, people just take long exposure photoetchings next to parked flying contraptions they don't own for this site all the time

Cis guys: Oh yeah I could probably fight a gorilla Nonbinary guys: Oh yeah I could probably handle a Dogs Day Afternoon situation

7 months to go

Bring me $2.99 in unmarked bills

Jenson was born on Saturday, September 36th, 1924 in Greenville, Mississippi. He was the youngest son in Greenville, Mississippi at this point in time, and he was the only human. There was only one problem: he knew nothing.

Scariest lunch meats: -Black forest ham -Goblin cave roast beef -Treacherous mountain pastrami -Evil skull grotto turkey

They look like hitting Random on the Tony Hawks Underground character creator four times